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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 07:41 AM
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Did you ever see Ann Coulter in the rain? Or around water? . . . No? . . .Please come CAPTION!!!!


Bland Ann is saying: "Of course he was born in America . . . that doesn't give him any right to think he can make things better here! . . . Can you imagine such gall?"
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 07:43 AM
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1. If she got wet, she'd melt.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 08:07 AM
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10. She does, when Sean Hannity smiles at her.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 08:27 AM
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12. Internal slime like a slug doesn't count
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 07:44 AM
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2. "No, I am not anorexic. I'm too fat to be anorexic. Do you think I'm pretty?"
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 07:45 AM
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3. So if I put it in my mouth and press the button with my thumb
Edited on Tue Aug-18-09 07:49 AM by lunatica
this Corporate microphone doubles as a vibrator?
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 07:51 AM
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4. "One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake." (nt)
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 08:00 AM
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6. Heidi, this is a good one. I'd say 'pithy,' if that word hadn't been so sullied
in another zombie's mouth.

(Why didn't you try with the other???)

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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 08:04 AM
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9. I'll pass your kind words on to Jack Handey, from whom I stole that quote.
Edited on Tue Aug-18-09 08:06 AM by Heidi
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DailyGrind51 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 08:00 AM
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5. She doesn't bathe?
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dionysus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 08:02 AM
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7. she bathes in the blood of liberals.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 08:03 AM
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8. Ann is saying: "Caller, why don't you grow some balls?
Edited on Tue Aug-18-09 08:04 AM by skip fox
The next time one of these liberals holds a door open for you, cry RAPE and have him sent to jail. . . . You have to learn what it means to have principles!!!"
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 08:09 AM
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11. ... like the ones I have".
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 08:29 AM
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13. "Oh God...that guy...he...has a water bottle!"
"HSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! KEEP IT AWAY FROM USSSSSSSS!!!!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 08:30 AM
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14. Ann is saying:
"And another thing, caller, we can get rid of public education as well. . . . It never did me any good. . . . I've found out that learning things just gets in the way!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 09:11 AM
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15. "We can do a number of things. For instance,
Edited on Tue Aug-18-09 09:15 AM by skip fox
we owe it to history to reconsider the basis of our verdicts at Nuremberg. Then we might apologize to a host of rather stiff-armed forebearers. Third, we could justifibily demand reparations from African Americans to pay for the transport to American as well as room and board we gave their ancestors. Then . . ."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 09:55 AM
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16. "And I'm doing a series of commercials for a new product: Diet Air
as well as the ones I shot last month for two new games: PurgeFinger, and BingeFunk."
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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 10:02 AM
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17. People can only better themselves by selling hate to the stupid
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 10:13 AM
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18. I think there may be even a deeper and darker cause for their unconsidered confrontations:
a distension of the ego ("I am that which I can displace") compensatory for a lack of sense of self, a desire not to have to look at what been sacrificed: a human with a quick and ready mind who could have lived richly, grew, and loved life (and maybe others as well outside of ideological alliances) as a full human.

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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 10:22 AM
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19. "Thank God, caller! I thought you asked if I ever wanted to be a 'mommy.'
Edited on Tue Aug-18-09 10:23 AM by skip fox
Now that I realize you said 'mummy,' and my answer is exactly the opposite: hell yes."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-18-09 11:43 AM
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20. "Ever since I was a little girl, I wanted to compete in a disappearing contest.
And I always wondered why there weren't any."
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