Tom Delay is going to be on Dancing with the Stars!

[joeybee12]

OMG! Has this country gone totally insane?


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32445784/ns/entertainment-reality_tv/


NEW YORK - Former Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay will join 15 celebrities from the worlds of entertainment and sports in kicking up their heels on the new season of “Dancing With the Stars.

Other hopefuls include entertainer Donny Osmond; singers Mya, Macy Gray and Aaron Carter; actors Melissa Joan Hart, Debi Mazar and Ashley Hamilton (son of George); models Joanna Krupa and Kathy Ireland; reality stars Kelly Osbourne and Mark Dacascos (“the Chairman” on Food Network’s “Iron Chef America”); mixed martial artist Chuck Liddell; professional snowboarder Louie Vito; Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin; former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin and the 62-year-old former congressman from Texas.

The contestants were announced on Monday’s “Good Morning America” by “Dancing” host Tom Bergeron.

[SteppingRazor]

1. Wow, that should be Tivo-worthy. n/t

[joeybee12]

5. Damn! I should go out and buy one...or I could slam my head against the wall

six of one, half dozen of the other.

[SteppingRazor]

9. Hell. I actually think it'd be worth watching. I mean, this has some serious comedic potential. n/t

[joeybee12]

10. Yeah, if he had a heart attack and died...

...that would be funny. (I'm sort of serious.)

[onehandle]

2. Who would want to dance with a guy that smells like Raid? And why isn't he in jail!!??

Whatever happened with that?

[joeybee12]

3. He's probably the reason Julianne Hough left the show.....

...she saw this coming...her alleged country singing career is just a cover!

[PDittie]

20. Why DeLay isn't in prison (yet):

http://brainsandeggs.blogspot.com/2009/01/so-thats-why-tom-delay-isnt-in-prison.html

[Bobbie Jo]

4. Dancing with Felons.

:eyes:

[progressoid]

6. Looks like they need to change the name of the show.

"Dancing with a couple stars and a bunch of has beens"

[izquierdista]

7. I'm still not watching

Pair up Danny DeVito with Grace Slick, and then I might watch.

[Robb]

14. I would PAY for that. nt

[jotsy]

8. I'm seeing orange jumpsuits and hearing Aretha's Chain of Fools already.

Which federal prison do you think they should tape the show from?

[demmiblue]

11. Lol!

:rofl:

[femrap]

12. Why isn't he in jail? nt

[PDittie]

21. See #20 above

[marmar]

13. Are they having a special "Dancing with a Moat Monster" edition?

:freak:

[TZ]

15. Joey he'll be hilarious

He is such a uptight dipshit that seeing him attempt Rhumba, Samba, Cha-Cha and any of the latin dances that practically ooze sexuality will be hilarious. Trust me on this. I used to teach dance. He does not have the personality for this.

[road2000]

16. He'll win.

If there's a Jitterbug category.

[PSzymeczek]

23. Or a tap dance.

He's been doing that for years!

[CTyankee]

17. Hilarious. However, a serious problem exists with his drinking.

If he isn't sober then he's asking for trouble...

[AnnInLa]

18. Hey, break a leg, Tom!

Everything is entertainment these days....pitiful

[joeybee12]

24. Literally! n/t

[Blue For You]

19. Another good reason not to watch that silly shit.

[awnobles]

22. Great

That will be an opportunity to remind people about gerrymandering in Texas he orchestrated. We can also remind everyone of Texas' Governor Rick Perry being "Tom Delay's Bitch" and reposting the photo.

[DesertRat]

25. Hopefully he'll be gone after the first week

I doubt anyone will call in and vote for him. :puke: