What is all the frigging hullabaloo about John Edwards threads?

[leftofthedial]

I mean, can't a guy wear whatever kind of clothes he wants?

Sheesh.

[Raine]

1. LOL

[Quixote1818]

2. His threads are silk!

Mine are cotton!

[leftofthedial]

3. mine are made out of bark

[SeattleGirl]

6. I can go you one better: I don't HAVE any clothes!

I have to color mine on with old, used Crayons!

[leftofthedial]

7. My bark is worse than my burnt umber

[SeattleGirl]

8. ROFL!

You crack me up!

[leftstreet]

4. It's about Square Footage

It's very complicated.

Don't ask.

[leftofthedial]

5. you mean he has a giant coat like the one David Byrne wore

in Stop Making Sense?

I'm beginning to understand.

[jobycom]

11. No, he has square footage.

You try making socks for that.

[leftofthedial]

17. so everyone is pissed because

Edwards can't wear cowboy boots (or other pointy-toed footwear)?

No wonder so many people are outraged.

[tkmorris]

12. He's a Psycho Killer. Ques que c'est?

[xchrom]

9. i have to wear used sandpaper.

the good news is -- i have very smooth young looking skin.

[CJCRANE]

10. I dunno

but hullabaloo is a great word.

HAPPY HULLABALOO !!!

[Edith Ann]

13. Clothes and face.

People need to take a good look at John E. He has crows feet and a wrinkled neck. He look his age!! He may look better than some, but he still looks his age. You might get a photo or two where he looks better than other photos, but he still looks his age. I'm 57 and someone told me the other day she thought I was 40. (that still sounds old to me.) I don't have crows feet of a wrinkled neck. Maybe that's why I think he looks his age. In terms of his clothes. He doesn't wear silk, he doesn't have the body for it. Hard bodies wear silk. John E. needs stiff cotton. Something to give him shape. I was looking at a picture the other day and it looked like he didn't even iron his clothes. P.S. Some of those casual shirts he wears someone needs to leave in a hotel room in Iowa and tell him he lost them. Having said all of this, this is his style and people appear to like it. He should probably continue just doing what he does.

[MGKrebs]

14. It's about Carbon footprints.

I assume that's his dog.
Must have nice carpets or something.

[leftofthedial]

15. "Carbon footprints"?

Oh, so his shoes are the problem.

[devilgrrl]

16. What are you talking about?

Pot kettle black mo fo.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[Quixote1818]

18. This thread is a joke about "threads" Re. cloths

He/she is not a Pot calling the kettle black, no matter what post they did on Edwards. This is actually a very funny post if you get the joke.