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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:06 PM
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What Church Does Rush Limbaugh Attend?
Since the fundamentalists love Rush so much, isn't it worth some probing to find out what church he attends?

I mean the words Rush Limbaugh and church attendance sort of draws a big blank with me. Why is that?

Of course, we all know that this multiple divorcee and drug-addict and consumer of Viagra and condoms has a very busy life to lead, but since Rush is the darling of folks like James Dobson and the entire Christian Rightwing, and since he's harped on and on against Bill Clinton's church-going, Jimmy Carter's church-going, and especially against the churches that President Obama, Michelle and their daughters have attended, I am particularly interested in where Rush Limabauh attends church every Sunday? And if not, why not? And if not, why does this hedonistic doper get so much adulation from people of faith?

What Church does Rush Limbaugh attend? Or why doesn't he?

Since Limbaugh is the defacto leader of the Republican Party, I think it's a question that the media might want to look into.

Hey Rush, what do you have against the House of God?

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Blue For You Donating Member (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:15 PM
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1. The church of Lyin'tology
:fistbump:
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 12:52 AM
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16. That's funny!
:thumbsup:
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neverforget Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:18 PM
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2. Church of Asshatery and Oxycotin
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BlueIdaho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:21 PM
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3. 1st Church of the Mean God
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texasleo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:22 PM
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4. The Church of Ass
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:25 PM
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5. The Church of the Concrete Bunker Behind His Mansion.
Same place his radio "studio" is. Mush rarely leaves his "compound".
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:27 PM
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6. Serious answer, and I would not doubt it, nor can I prove it
The Family... they have way too many ahem outreach places where he can find guidance in this religion of the powerful that is the Family.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 09:27 AM
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34. Wouldn't be surprised, but he's also a United Methodist. nt
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:27 PM
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7. THIS ONE!!!!!!
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MrMickeysMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:30 PM
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8. The Church of Dominican Republicans
... "Suffer the little boys unto me"... sayeth the pig-man.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:44 PM
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9. Church of Poppy Fields. nt
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Hansel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:48 PM
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10. The Church of Goldman Sachs. nt
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:50 PM
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11. As a semi-regular listener, I've never heard him say he ever went to church
He bashes atheists, sure, but he's never mentioned being part of a church.

He spends all his free time watching Fox or other political shows, especially the Sunday shows.

Funny enough, his fundie fans have NEVER called him on it.
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sharesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 10:09 PM
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14. He is not a religious guy, and invokes God like a right-wing prop only as needed.
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 05:00 PM
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48. that trick worked for Reagan...dumb saps believed he WANTED to go but couldn't because it
would cause too much of a distraction.

Yeah - so THEY say. Truth is they liked to SLEEP IN ON SUNDAYS as religion was just good politics, but not part of their real lives come Sunday morning.
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BumRushDaShow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:56 PM
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12. The Church of the Almighty Dollar. n/t
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jaysunb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 09:59 PM
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13. Bedside Baptist ?
:hi:
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 12:53 AM
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17. Hey you!
:hi:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 09:27 AM
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35. He's not Baptist. He's Methodist. nt
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 10:11 PM
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15. You are making an assumption that he actually believes the crap he spews
He is a radio disk jockey. His entire adult life has been spent saying stuff he knows was bullshit in return for money. whether he was on some local top 40 show pitching the local body and fender garage, or on nationally syndicated program hawking snapple and getting dumbasses all in a dither over liberals it's just what he does. He's a fat blob of shit but I think it's an act he puts on for the hicks.

My guess is he hasn't been in a church for years, doesn't intend to go in one, doesn't give a rats ass about what jeebus would do, and hopes to hell he can avoid the question for the next ten or twenty years,
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 12:55 AM
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18. No assumption. I'm being cheeky.
He's a total fraud. I just think he should be pressed on his lack of church attendance. He worships himself and his belly.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 01:02 AM
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19. He not only attends services at St. Douchebag, they named the church after him.
Edited on Sat Aug-15-09 01:03 AM by Ikonoklast
It was either that, or Temple Barad-dr.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 01:10 AM
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20. The Chapel of P T Barnum
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 01:11 AM
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21. He attends the same church that Reagan attended
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 01:15 AM
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22. The correct answer! Like Reagan, he never goes to church.
!
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 01:22 AM
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25. Yep, The Holy Church of Sleeping In and Drowsily Laughing at The Rubes
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 01:22 AM
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23. Sacred Heart Bypass.
:hi:
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 01:22 AM
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24. He's Been Unable To Penetrate The Joy Of Sects
:evilgrin:
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 01:30 AM
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26. Holey Angels of the Dominican Republic n/t
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 01:30 AM
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27. Our Lady Of Painkillers?
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ControlledDemolition Donating Member (901 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 01:38 AM
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28. K&R! What a great question! I'm sure another hypocracy uncovered will be the result! n/t
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global1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 02:25 AM
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29. This Is A Real Serious Question Here That I Think Can Put This Guy In A Real Spot.........
there are a number of humorous answers listed - and I agree that it's fun to make fun of Rush - but David Zephyr (original poster of this thread) is on to something.

We should be all over Rush to tell us what church he attends and his religious beliefs. I'd like to hear him backpedal this one.

We really should press him on this. Making fun of him on this - just gives him a platform to strike back. But if we approach him seriously with this question - I think it would put him in a real bind.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 09:30 AM
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36. There are a bunch of lists of famous United Methodists that proudly list him.
Two of his three weddings took place at Centenary United Methodist Church in his home town of Cape Girardeau, MO.

He's United Methodist, as are George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 04:54 PM
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47. Thanks. That's the point of the OP.
It's a question we need to get to asking and to hopefully have the media ask.

We know this fraud doesn't attend church, but it would be great to box him into attending one regularly.

He's crawled all up Obama's ass about the church he attended, so what church does the blowhard attend?

Thanks.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 08:29 AM
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30. None of them have doors large enough to allow his fat ass to get in!
Besides, all of the Bibles would burst into flames if he made it through the entry way.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 08:35 AM
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31. The Church of the Poison Mind
Nice retro-reference, ay? :)
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Bluenorthwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 10:21 AM
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43. I should have read the thread first, just posted that below
And man, are we witty people!
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 11:50 AM
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45. Yes, we are!
:yourock:
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cherish44 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 09:20 AM
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32. He doesn't go to church he just jerks off to pictures of Reagan
That's just as good in Wingnut Land
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 09:22 AM
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33. He's United Methodist,
though I doubt he's a regular attender.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 09:32 AM
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37. I use to be a Methodist too. Like Rush, I haven't been to church for 40 yrs!
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tj2001 Donating Member (685 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 11:52 AM
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46. Anal Cyst Congregation
Edited on Sat Aug-15-09 11:52 AM by tj2001
is Rush's religion
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 09:43 AM
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38. Our Lady of Perpetual Insanities
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 09:46 AM
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39. Hmmmm .......
Never seen a pharmacy in the back of a church. I'm stumped.
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marshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 09:50 AM
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40. His first marriage was in a Methodist Church
In his hometown--so I assume that was the church he was raised in.
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 10:18 AM
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41. Teh Chapel of the Eternal Asshole?
:shrug:
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Bluenorthwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 10:20 AM
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42. Church of the Poisoned Mind
Of course.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 10:22 AM
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44. The Church of Rush Limbaugh.
Edited on Sat Aug-15-09 10:23 AM by annabanana
Dedicated to self worship and answerable to Rush only.
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ConnorMarc Donating Member (196 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 05:10 PM
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49. Great Question OP
I hope you don't mind me cut and pasting this question on another forum.

Don't worry...I'll reference you.
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 07:13 PM
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50. Welcome to the DU.
:hi:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-15-09 07:48 PM
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51. His sacrament is The Little Boys of the Oxycontin
if that helps any.
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