"WAR CZAR"? Is he FUCKING KIDDING?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

The highest height of douchebaggery and cluelessness yet.

"WAR CZAR"

The guy is a fuckin nutbag. I'm convinced he's had a complete break from reality.

WASHINGTON (April 11) - The White House is considering naming a high-powered official to oversee the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and report directly to President Bush and National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley.

[whistle]

1. Who?

[bdamomma]

2. * is losing it, too bad we couldn't put signs up everywhere

saying we have unfit and out of control_____________________ in the WH. Fill in the blank.

[DRoseDARs]

3. Well, we already have a "war president" who doesn't want to be a war president...

...so I can see him having trouble finding someone to be a war czar. No one wants to be a war czar any more than Bush wants to be a war president. Then again, he gets his rocks of on blowing things up...

[bdamomma]

5. he is trying to distance himself from the war he started.

what a coward.

[DRoseDARs]

7. Stay the course RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!! Bwwaaack! n/t

[Proud2BAmurkin]

9. "The buck stops with muh WAR CZAR, see........"

:rofl:

[DRoseDARs]

19. Come to think of it, getting the Russian Mafia involved might make things better...

They couldn't screw it up any more than it already is. ;)

[Beaverhausen]

4. Don't we already have a "commander in chief" and a Chairman of the joint chiefs?

I agree- this is totally ridiculous.

[Blue_In_AK]

6. Not to mention a secretary of defense...

Overkill - literally.

[bdamomma]

11. * loves titles and empty slogans

[TwilightGardener]

8. Yep, that's right--a substitute punching bag. Who in HELL would

want that job?

[woodsprite]

10. If he names a war czar, does that make Rove Rasputin? n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. It's right up there with his "anti-semitism Czar."

:rofl:

[lutefisk]

13. Will they appoint a chickenhawk war czar?

I think they are running out of yes-men with military experience. Maybe they should contact the Regent University placement office?

[rurallib]

14. * was told the current C-i-C was doing a lousy job

so this is his way to fix it.

[madrchsod]

15. three guys have turned him down so far....

will the democrats finally start impeachment inquiries?

[smoogatz]

16. Yeah, this strikes me as truly bizarre. Bush wants to delegate his role

as Commander in Chief, now. I guess he coudln't figure out how to use the secret decoder ring that comes with it...

[bdamomma]

33. he just wants the title and no responsibilities for his actions

he really has some issues. Where is a psychiatrist or psychologist when you need them. Calling Dr. Franks!!!

[loudsue]

37. THAT is the problem with all repervlikins: title & no responsibility

They just want the title, the money, the perks, and no oversight, no accountability for repervlikins.

They want NO money, No access, LOTS of oversight, and TOTAL accountability for Democrats.

They really think they "rule" this country, and that the citizens don't mean shit except as "worker units".

:kick::kick::kick:

[Golden Raisin]

17. The "Decider" and the Commander in Chief

doesn't want to play soldiers anymore. Guess we also won't see him dressed up in his flight suit costume pronouncing, "Mission Accomplished".

[ChairmanAgnostic]

18. war as policy. unbelievable. 1984 hath arriven.

crazy is not the word.

[donkeyotay]

20. The commander in chief, the Decider doesn't have time?

What else has he decided to totally eff up instead? He's already wrecked the country. Does he need to work on his compound in Paraguay?

[tanyev]

21. He's tired of getting blamed for the crappy job he's doing.

Time to find some loyal Bushie scapegoat.

[antonialee839]

22. I like this statement from Rahm Emanuel

CHICAGO, IL - Today, U.S. Representative Rahm Emanuel (D-IL) released the following statement in response to reports that the White House cannot find a war czar to oversee war operations in Iraq and Afghanistan.

"The Washington Post reports that the White House wants to appoint a war czar to run the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan but they can't find anyone to do it. Someone needs to tell Steve Hadley that position is filled, it's the Commander in Chief, unless the decider's become the delegator."

[stellanoir]

23. Rotsa Ruck finding anyone who would be dumb enough to take the job

"But...today's Washington Post story
that the White House is now, in the fifth year of the Iraq war, trying to find a "czar" to knock heads together at State and Defense--long after the Pentagon's disastrous dismissal of the comprehensive post-war plan developed for the disastrous conflict, because the plan was generated by the State Department--proves that there are "leaders" in this country who take even longer to grasp the obvious than does Mr. Nagin.
The money quote from the Post piece:

"The very fundamental issue is, they don't know where the hell they're going," said retired Marine Gen. John J. "Jack" Sheehan, a former top NATO commander who was among those rejecting the job. Sheehan said he believes that Vice President Cheney and his hawkish allies remain more powerful within the administration than pragmatists looking for a way out of Iraq. "So rather than go over there, develop an ulcer and eventually leave, I said, 'No, thanks,' " he said.

Sounds like the grownups are in charge."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/harry-shearer/proof-bush-is-worse-than_b_45586.html

[Dr.Phool]

25. Liebermoron comes to mind.

[Cha]

31. Oh you can be absolutely sure that

that lying mope is leering in the bushes just waiting for a crack.

[WinkyDink]

24. So, Der Fuhrer needs a Czar? Well, the Russians could've told him that. ;)

[partylessinOhio]

26. Can "No War Left Behind" be far away?

[Cha]

27. Yeah, "The war Czar" can

sit right next to the czar of homelandfuehersecurity.

bush doesn't just want to go down as the Worst President(sic)in History..that Asshole Boil wants to do go down as the Worst Despot known to Human Kind with cheney sneering in the bushes.

[BringEmOn]

28. Don't we already have Dick Cheney?

Just put Dick in charge of finding a War Czar...he'll choose himself just like he did for VP.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

30. He's the Vice War Fucker-upper nt

nt

[verse18]

29. That's rich!

Coming from the numbskull who accuses the Democrats of wanting to 'micro-manage' the war. This man is too stupid for words.

"The Dems want to micromanage the war. So I'll let my hand-picked 'War Czar' do it instead." :eyes:

[DemoTex]

32. WAR CZAR = SCAPE GOAT

Who would be stupid enough, or clueless enough, or vain enough to take THAT job? Know what I mean?

[Lerkfish]

34. I thought he was the "decider" and the Commander in Chief?

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

35. does the war czar fight the War on War? n/t

[hootinholler]

36. Um, isn't that traditionally called the Secretary of Defense?

I'm soooo confuuused!

:rofl:

-Hoot

[brokensymmetry]

38. I'll take the job!

Seriously. I'll take the same pay as the
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.

I will then withdraw all the troops from
Iraq and Afghanistan. I figure it will take
about 90 days.

The pundits will then all say I lost both
countries. I'll agree. I'll then get a book
deal and a ghost writer, admit that I lost
the war, and make a pile of money.

By the way - I'd also save a lot of lives.

[On the Road]

39. Douchebaggery, Yes,

but he is a Douchebag of Liberty!

:smoke:

[spanone]

40. All War All the Time...Fuck the Voters, Fuck Congress, Fuck the Courts. Fuck America.

This is how bu$hco sees our once fine nation.