X to the E. Gen-X'rs for Euthanasia.

[Fuzz]

xtothae.com started today by a grassroots organization of Generation X'rs in support of President Obama's new health care proposal. Key to their support of these new proposals is the new euthanasia proposals put forth by the administration to carefully and lovingly end the suffering of those over the age of 65.

Michael Hunt, the groups leader, said "It's time for our generation to be known for something, now that the greatest generation is dying, it's time to help their children. Also, with the job market the way it is, I could use the inheritance."

The group has plans to attend town hall events, but so far everyone has just 'flaked out' and forgotten to go.

[Sannum]

1. LMAO

[dorkulon]

2. When the elderly are euthanized, America is YOUTH-enized!!

[JBoy]

3. Ash for clunkers.

[carpetbagger]

4. Soilent Green spells hope, baby!

And to set the mood, here's Kurt Cobain belting out Seasons in the Sun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO4BF67pvsc

[Bucky]

5. What Scrooge dared to unrec this thread?! Loser! You're the first we'll be gassing (with love).

[Fuzz]

6. Amen

[Odin2005]

7. LOL, only Gen-Xers could come up with satire like that!

[Robb]

8. ...Led by Mike Hunt, no less.

Staff members doubtless include Ben and Eileen Dover, and Amanda Hugginkiss.

[marmar]

9. We were in the coffee house and forgot about it.....

Where's my flannel shirt?

[TahitiNut]

10. Euthanasia...

... are the same as youth on other continents.



Youth in Europe, youth in Africa, youth in South America ... whatever.

[Fuzz]

11. No,All Europeans look the same.

[johnaries]

12. Logan's Run. Why wait until 65?

[Fuzz]

13. Arbitrary.

[DefenseLawyer]

14. Bonus: All known copies of "The Big Chill" will be collected and destroyed. n/t