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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:17 PM
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Calling all DUers with Photoshop! Your country needs you!
Regarding the "Kenyan birth certificate" (found here), a fellow DUer made an excellent suggestion:
cliffordu Sun Aug-02-09 03:43 PM
20. We need to create THOUSANDS of them and ship them all over the fucking place.

bury the fuckers in precise fakes, all just a little different from each other.

I wanna see heads explode. I wanna see people drooling from the breakdowns.


Won't you please help? Also, for anyone else (who doesn't have Photoshop) we will need a name for this operation.

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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:30 PM
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1. I'll kick and rec this
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:33 PM
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4. That is the second highest form of patriotic!


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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:36 PM
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10. LOL why thank you
:hi:
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:41 PM
Response to Reply #10
13. (I stole that joke from fark)
But, I suspect it will be making its way around the tubes soon enough!

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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:46 PM
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25. Where'd you get that shot of the moran with the sign? LOL
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:50 PM
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26. Orignally, Grin and Tacos, but ...
Edited on Sun Aug-02-09 06:51 PM by ColbertWatcher
... it's also on Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia, so you can use it for parody.

Wikiality link

Grin and Tacos

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drm604 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:00 PM
Response to Reply #4
31. Wouldn't "ascent" be higher than "descent"?
:shrug:
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:14 PM
Response to Reply #31
38. Why do you hate America? n/t
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:51 PM
Response to Reply #38
52. ROFLMAO! stop! nt
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StopHatred Donating Member (2 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:00 PM
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91. FEDERAL DOCUMENT FORGERY IS ILLEGAL ACTIVITY SCREEN CAPTURE REPORTED TO FBI IC3.GOV
# United States Code

* TITLE 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE
o PART I - CRIMES
+ CHAPTER 25 - COUNTERFEITING AND FORGERY
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:03 PM
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95. Whew! Did you mention that to your "birther" RW buddies?...
I mean really, if it weren't for you idiots, this would have died out long ago. Perhaps sending Oily Taters to prison for counterfeiting would put an end to this... :D
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Laurab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:17 PM
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100. Oh thank God you Reported that.
I was going to fill one out myself, but thankfully I've now come to my senses. You are a true patriot, I can tell, who somehow got lost on his way over to freeperville, where all the "true patriots" hang out in their mom's basements. Thank you, thank you, thank you - I was too hot and lazy to do all that work......
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:13 AM
Response to Reply #100
128. I was hoping he could stay for a while. I get a kick out of their posts.
Especially the ones that try to be legit liberals that are somehow dissatisfied with the President. I lost track of a couple of them but they probably tipped their hands and got TS.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:46 PM
Response to Reply #91
104. Forgery is illegal!? Shirley, you can't be series!? n/t
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:47 PM
Response to Reply #91
118. Kenyan birth certs ain't Federal Documents, butthead.
Fuck off, ya little shit,.
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:05 AM
Response to Reply #118
124. He just wants to "stop hatred" give him some slack.
but not enough so his feet will touch the ground. Just kiddin. can't anyone take a joke.
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:19 AM
Response to Reply #91
129. Ha! Hatred has been Stopped!
:rofl:

I hope you choked on your pizza!
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:15 PM
Response to Reply #31
39. Your post is the lowest form of libriotic. n/t
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sabrina 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:55 AM
Response to Reply #4
88. Omg! Is that for real?
Either way, it's hilarious! :rofl:
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:47 PM
Response to Reply #88
105. It is not a photoshopped image. n/t
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:06 AM
Response to Reply #88
125. I don't understand your surprise. nm
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:31 PM
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2. We should have him born in every country on the planet. How about that? nt
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:32 PM
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3. We can start with the Czech Republic...
:rofl:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:35 PM
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:42 PM
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15. Why not start with North Korea? n/t
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:45 PM
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23. hahaha! Yes! What about the island of Malta? Doesn't he sound like he was born there? nt
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:06 PM
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32. Definitely better choice! nt
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:33 PM
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:44 PM
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21. Oh never! He was, of course, born in Poland! lol nt
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:39 PM
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121. He's clearly Irish. O'bama!
The typo is the work of Ellis Island.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:34 PM
Response to Reply #2
7. Why limit ourselves to just this one planet? n/t
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:44 PM
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20. SO TRUE LOL! nt
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:22 PM
Response to Reply #7
44. Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away.....
Barack Skywalker....


:7

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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:24 PM
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46. Sorry
He rose out of the Caribbean sea just off Negril, Jamaica. :evilgrin:
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drm604 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:11 PM
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35. Have him born in the old Soviet Union.
Specifically, Uzbekistan, which was then known as the Uzbek Soviet Socialist Republic, and is largely Islamic. Muslim and Communist, that'll really make their heads spin!
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:16 PM
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40. LOL! n/t
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alcibiades_mystery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:28 PM
Response to Reply #35
48. He's Kevin Costner from No Way Out
:rofl:
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:21 PM
Response to Reply #2
43. YES !!!!!!!! Love it.
And Mars, too.
And Atlantis.

too far, maybe?
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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:50 PM
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51. No place is too far to have Obama born in! lol nt
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Posteritatis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 09:26 PM
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65. Why limit it to existing ones?
Someone should do one in Latin proclaiming Obama to be a natural-born citizen who entered this world in August of the year 2714 AUC.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:33 PM
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5. Alas, no graphics softwatre but I love the idea. k/r
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:46 PM
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24. You can help come up with a name for this mission!
"Operation _____"?

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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:10 PM
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34. "Operation Swaddling Clothes" (Muslin, of course)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 09:22 PM
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64. Operation Thin Air? nt
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:15 PM
Response to Reply #24
96. Operation " Born Again"
or
"operation re-birth"

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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:34 PM
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8. I wish some creative DUers would also photoshop some Orly Taitz photos--
I've only seen the chihuahua one, but I'm sure there are other possibilities.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:38 PM
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11. O RLY?


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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:40 PM
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12. Great!
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 08:56 PM
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57. Love it
:thumbsup: :rofl:
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appal_jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:38 PM
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101. FTW!
ColbertWatcher,

This is absolutely great! I suggest a minor edit in the form of a little more space between the 'O' and 'R' of 'ORLY?' just to push the internet meme a little harder.

But either way, this is serious Photoshop For The Win!

Nice work,

-app
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:12 PM
Response to Reply #11
112. LMAO!!!
Saved.
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:41 PM
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14. This is a really good idea.
I can virtually guarantee that some will be taken seriously.
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:43 PM
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18. What is a great idea? nm
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:07 PM
Response to Reply #18
33. Some of my patents...
...but this isn't about me :rofl:
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:26 AM
Response to Reply #33
82. Who's on first? nm
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:42 PM
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16. Help! I have no idea what you want us to do. One person should build a fake Obama
birth certificate and then we all should mail copies everywhere. Is that what you want?
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:43 PM
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19. We want EVERYONE to make a fake birth certificate! n/t
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:30 AM
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84. Ok, but at least someone should have a form to start with. Or are you suggesting we all build a
a birth certificate, including the form from scratch? I think it is a good idea but the form linked was conducive to making a birth certificate out of. There must be better examples around.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:39 PM
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102. EarlG posted one Sunday!
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:49 PM
Response to Reply #102
117. With due respect sir, and i mean it.
The form EarlG posted isn't the right kind for what I believe is your intention. In any case his is extremely hard to photoshop. There are good forms on DU and i don't have the links handy that are actual forms that one can photoshop and then print and send as an actual form.

So, one mite print a fake birth cert from Kenya (bad enough to tell) and send it to the local newspaper with return addy from the local republican party as if they were exposing the President's birth in Kenya.

Or use the actual legitimate birth cert and re-do it with photoshop to make it look as if it was trying to be passed off as legit, and send it to the local repuke party as if you were exposing the pres as faking his own birth cert.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:04 PM
Response to Reply #117
120. I think the idea was really to just have fun with it.
Not to actually create a forged document.

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katsy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:43 PM
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17. k/r
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boppers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:45 PM
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22. Brilliant. K&R
:D
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:51 PM
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27. Based on today's certificate, someone already got started.
And a capital job he/she did on it, too. Just enough flaws to make it obvious, while fooling the dimwits.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:54 PM
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28. Okay, I will try to make one. (Post suggestions in reply)
I am going to say he was born in some refugee camp under UN control and write it mostly in French, but I'm only fluent in Google translator French, so if anyone can help with "translation" that would be awesome.

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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:25 AM
Response to Reply #28
130. Actually, I think Google translator French
or even Babelfish French would be a total hoot...

:7

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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:56 PM
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29. I don;t have Photoshop but LOVE the idea!
:rofl: :evilgrin:
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SleeplessInAlabama Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 06:59 PM
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30. Say no more


After all, if this was a fake cert, they could be prosecuted!
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:14 PM
Response to Reply #30
36. Excellent, so, now he's English?! LOL! n/t
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:14 PM
Response to Reply #30
37. Not bad. Let O RLY? Taitz know about it. I hear she's
paying for these. :bounce:
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:18 PM
Response to Reply #30
42. Ooh! It's a fake! The English write day before month on dates! n/t
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SleeplessInAlabama Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:32 PM
Response to Reply #42
49. I could always tweak it but I am no birth certificate expert. Here's some to get the juices flowing.
Here are a couple blanks for inspiration:

First the English one I used:
http://fake utilitys.com/db5/00437/fakeutilitys.com/_uimages/Birth-Certificate.jpg

Teddy bear one for shizz n giggles:
http://www.parkdale novelty.com/photos/Birth.jpg

A similar English one - it has a name filled in so just use the clone stamp tool to get rid of it:
http://www.richard byrom.com/images/uploads/daniel_2Djames_2Dbyrom_2Dbirth_2Dregistration.jpg

Long form English BC to same guy - clone stamp as usual:
http://www.richard byrom.com/images/uploads/daniel_2Djames_2Dbyrom_2Dbirth_2Dregistration2.jpg

Generic, completely non-governmental BC:
http://www.free printablecertificates.net/samples-free/birth.png

Maryland Dept of Health BC - clone stamp needed:
http://m rotha.com/arlena_ann_dilley/Arlena%20Birth%20Certificate.jpg

Lebron James' Ohio BC:
http://www.bball city.com/images/2006/lebrons-bc-1-med.jpg

A Volkswagen "birth certificate", I bet if you cloned out the VW logo and the English translations of the stuff in German you could get away with passing it off as German:
http://vw kombi.com/_images/vw-birth-cert.jpg
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 08:20 PM
Response to Reply #49
53. Your links are broke! n/t
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SleeplessInAlabama Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 08:38 PM
Response to Reply #53
55. I put a space in them so that they don't show up full size in the post!
Edited on Sun Aug-02-09 08:39 PM by SleeplessInAlabama
I wasn't aware of any other way...
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 09:06 PM
Response to Reply #55
58. Here ya go ...
Edited on Sun Aug-02-09 09:07 PM by ColbertWatcher
[link:url|Text]

Where:

link = the word link

url = the address with the "http://" part lopped
off

| = the horizontal bar (SHIFT + \)

text = the words you want to appear

All inside a single set of square brackets!

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SleeplessInAlabama Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:24 PM
Response to Reply #58
66. I have found the way - sadly it is too late for the editing of my post. Mea culpa. n/t
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:43 PM
Response to Reply #66
70. Meh, use it for next time! n/t
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Turborama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:08 AM
Response to Reply #30
80. LOL! hilarious!one!!
:rofl:
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:17 PM
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41. Monkey warfare!
Yee-ha!
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:24 PM
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45. ***UH-OH!***
csziggy - Sun Aug-02-09 05:17 PM
38. My husband has a suggestion about that - make Kenyan AND Hawaiian fake certificates


For ALL the birthers and those that push their crap. Orly Taitz, Philip Berg, Lou Dobbs, the Faux Noise twerps, the head of Freeperville, whoever we can get enough info on to fake them. Make dozens for each of them, spread them around. It could be fun!


Heh, heh!

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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:24 PM
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47. My husband's idea - make fake birth certificates for all the birthers
Edited on Sun Aug-02-09 07:29 PM by csziggy
And everyone who supports this idiocy - Kenyan, Hawaiian, whatever country or state you want. Plaster the internet with fake birth certificates!

I've got Photoshop, but cannot help right now - I burned out my shoulder during the campaign and have limited use of it for a few months yet.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 09:07 PM
Response to Reply #47
59. Excellent idea! n/t
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burning rain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 07:36 PM
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50. Someone should make a funny Troll House Cookies graphic, too.
That would frequently be of value.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 08:21 PM
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54. That should be the "official seal". n/t
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 08:48 PM
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56. "Operation Woven Muslin"
Yeah, that's the ticket.


Sci-fi fans, let's break out some planets!!!



Barack Hussein Obama, born in the 5th Year of the Reign of Anthimos III, in Videssos the city, Videssian Empire.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 09:10 PM
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60. No, not thousands.
Just a half dozen very good ones discovered a few months apart. Might as well make some $$$ off Orly and her band of dipshit donors.
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Tarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 09:11 PM
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61. call it "Operation Chaos", since that is what is going on within FR's Birther movement anyways

I'll let out a little secret that maybe some free Republic lurkers might see and make em quake a bit; 3 of the more vocal Birther proponents at the FR are really shills. The idea is to be as outlandish as possible without going overboard, thereby bringing ridicule to the entire movement...well, even more ridicule than it gets anyways.
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 09:14 PM
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62. Just wait 'til Silvio's wife sees THIS!
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:13 PM
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77. LOL! n/t
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 09:17 PM
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63. Oh, and may I suggest "Operation Certificatefiably Insane" for this fine project. n/t
Edited on Sun Aug-02-09 09:17 PM by beac
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:27 PM
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67. They said on FR that they are bookmarking and watching this thread--
Hi assholes!

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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:42 PM
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69. ...
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:45 PM
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72. They better bring their own liquor and make sure they have cab fare home.
The first one that throws up--they ALL go home.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:32 AM
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132. bwahahaha...I can only imagine they're watching this thread closely because
if any of our fake birth certificates end up in the public venue, they'll know which one of us is responsible...

that way they won't waste 5000 posts trying to "investigate" yet another fake...


bwahahahahahha

:rofl:
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:29 PM
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68. Sssshhhhh! It's all part of Project X. Don't tip off Agent Mike!
The fox is in the henhouse. Repeat, the fox is in the henhouse.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:44 PM
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71. ...
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:48 PM
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73. Aw shucks, it's so nice to see one of my little brainfarts take on a life of it's own....
It makes me so proud to be here among people with the same sickassed sense of humor.

I really DO love you guys. I do.

:patriot:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:49 PM
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74. A name for the operation:
BIRTHER CONTROL
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:51 PM
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75. LOL! n/t
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 10:55 PM
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76. my lovely wife came up with that......
Bless her pointed little head.....
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:18 PM
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78. I think it's awesome!
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-02-09 11:22 PM
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79. HAHA HahAH AHAH AH aH aH aH aHa H
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sabrina 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:51 AM
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87. 'Operation Birther Control'
That is so funny! :rofl:

Can we send this story to Jon Stewart? I think he'd like to interview Oily Titz (h/t to whoever thought that up) to see how her Kenya Cert. filing goes. Keith might want to follow this story also.

There's a thread of over a thousand excited comments from ecstatic Freepers after her announcement of the Kenyan Birth Cert. yesterday also. The Comedy Show wouldn't even have to bother writing material for weeks if they cover Oily & The Freepers' (good band name) progress as they plod along on their Patriotic Journey.
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:33 PM
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94. SEND IT SEND IT SEND IT!!!
:rofl:
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sabrina 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:15 PM
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113. Lol, I will email them
But I can't send a link to her site. I had to shut down the computer after trying to go there. I saw a freeper warning everyone also.

I'll just say that the Birther Controllers (I just love that! Lol) have been following the story and send a link to one of the threads here ... I think they'll get the idea!

















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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:45 PM
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103. Sir Dr. Colbert already interviewed her ...


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sabrina 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:05 PM
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111. I know, I saw that. It was hysterical
But I'd love to Jon interview her about her latest 'finding' before she realizes it's a fake.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:28 PM
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114. I'd like to see her on Lou Dobb's show! n/t
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 01:18 AM
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81. I'm normally against encouraging their unmedicated shithattery.
But in this case I'll make an exception.
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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 08:29 AM
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83. And when one of them slips into a townhall with a gun?
An armed nutcase who truly believes that Pres. Obama pulled one over on the American people? :eyes:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:21 AM
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86. Then they are screwn.
That shit happens anyway.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:48 PM
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106. The Secret Service will do their jobs. n/t
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:10 AM
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127. It is just a matter of time. With Faux News inflaming them. nm
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:28 AM
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131. they already do think he pulled one over by being elected.
he won and it's all his fault.

:shrug:

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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:03 AM
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85. Is it legal and where do we send them? nm
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StopHatred Donating Member (2 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:29 PM
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93. NO USC TITLE 18 PART I CHAPTER 25 FEDERAL COUNTERFEITING AND FORGERY
# United States Code

* TITLE 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE
o PART I - CRIMES
+ CHAPTER 25 - COUNTERFEITING AND FORGERY
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:49 PM
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98. So you don't think it is a good idea to send fake birth certificates to all the right wing wacko's?
Please explain.
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:02 PM
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99. Sorry you couldn't stay longer. nm
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:37 PM
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116. Another one bites the dust. nm
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:39 AM
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134. Since when did satire for the purpose of
laughing oneself silly become a "crime"?


feh.

:eyes:
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:53 PM
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107. I think whether it is legal or not depends on what you're going to do with it.
If all you're going to do is use it to show off your Photoshop skills, I don't think it's a problem.

However, if you're going to use it to fraudulently receive government assistance or to slander someone, then yeah, that would be illegal.

I think it would be like making fake money for a game: as long as you're not going to use it to swindle someone out of money or property, you should be fine.

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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:26 AM
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89. You just have to go back to the source to find the papertrail
I don't understand why this hasn't been exposed already.

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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:54 PM
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108. Baby Powder Scented! The horror! LOL! n/t
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 02:48 PM
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97. So why does the right support totalitarianism? GWB did more to restrict our freedoms than any
president in recent history. The Patriot Act, the MCA, the suspension of habeus corpus. He authorized torture just as if he was a totalitarian. They arrested American citizens off the street and threw them in prison w/o do process.

He authorized the torture and sexual abuse of children. He is responsible for the deaths of over 100,000 innocent Iraqi children and the orphaning of many millions more.

That my friend is totalitarianism. Education would help what ails you.

Welcome to DU. Pay attention and you might learn something.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 05:06 PM
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110. Damnit! I missed it!
Do you remember what it said?

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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:08 AM
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126. Just a long quote from RayGun. Had nothing to do with this thread. nm
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 12:13 PM
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92. BIRTH-CERTIFICATE TERROR ALARM
A stack of blank birth certificates has been stolen from the city Health Department's offices, leading investigators to worry that they may have fallen into the hands of terrorists, The Post has learned.

<snip>

The NYPD and the city's Department of Investigation are investigating.

"It's like hitting the Lotto for a terrorist," one investigator said.

"Forged documents are one of the primary concerns of Homeland Security. After you get that birth certificate, you can get any document you want. This is extremely serious."



http://www.nypost.com/seven/04252009/news/regionalnews/...
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 04:56 PM
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109. Shirley they can't be series ... oh, wait ... they are! n/t
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 06:36 PM
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115. Who is Shirley, and how does she enter into this? nm
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 09:01 PM
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119. One of the head birthers, Ed Hale, said he was the one who got the Kenyan b/c for O RLY ...
... and he said he got it from a woman named "Shirley"!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 11:41 PM
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123. Shirley he jests. nm
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-04-09 09:36 AM
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133. OMG I need to build an underground shelter and stock it with beef jerky and beer!!!!
The birth certificate terrorists are out there!!!!



:scared:
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TexasLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-03-09 10:42 PM
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122. I would if I could
Sadly, I found this particular thread at a site that USED to be nonpolitical, a kind of ufo-ghosts-off the wall kind of place. Sadly, it is completely overrun now by freeper conspiracy twits. Oh well, it's still good for a laugh.

I HOPE a ton of heads explode!

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