The Problems I've noticed In the So-Called "Kenyan Birth Certificate"

These were just upon first glance and took me a total of about 20 minutes to find:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/18018714/03118509265

1) The photograph has three resolutions embedded. The highest resolution is for the paper. The second highest resolution is the fabric background. The lowest resolution is the text.

2) Mis-spelled the name of the village that Obama's father was born in as "Kanyadhinng" instead of Kanyadhiang".

3) Gave the age of Obama's father as "26". He was born in 1936 and thus could not have been older than "25".

4) The certificate number is given as "47,044" which is remarkable considering that Barack Hussein Obama was 47 years old when he was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States.

5) Most damning of all, the font used is Schmutz, which was invented in 1995.

Post any of the problems you see here.

"Republic of Kenya" was not declared until after the date on the document

Document is a reproduced copy, birthers had a problem with that with Obama's COLB, this is no better (in addition to the fact it's a forgery)

dated Feb. 17th 1964.

Oh and it was posted on World Net Daily too.


Besides where is the person telling me that he has 2.5 million in Gold Bonds and just needs $3,500 in cash to get the
paperwork done .... but he is a Prince and will split the money w/ me after send him the money to help w/ the forms.

and the M$M are. You are correct Kenya was not a Nation until Dec. 1964, so how was a Kenyan Birth Certificate issued on Feb. 17, 1964. This in itself should give lie to the rumor.

And it's fun to point out how baltant the forger was in the forgery.

Embedding the 47,044 joke?

This is some high comedy right here!

The Freeps are totally hook line and sinker of course.....their celebration threads are a giggle.

Only problem is, the "Somewhere That's Green" is her face.

This one needs to go back to Russia.

to deliver the birth (which is all the way on the east side of Kenya, when his family lived all the way on the west side of Kenya. Nairobi would have been the logical choice to go to in such a situation.

even after it has been folded. And it is a copy. I didn't think they put seals on copies??

know it's the real thing.

Notary publics use their seal when they notarize a copy of something. They are verifying that it is a true and correct COPY of another document, not that the original is legit, FYI.

signed in a space within the stamp... Then signed a book issuing the stamp and I signed the book. It must be new for FL.. just a few years ago it was a stamp that dented the paper.

How do you get paper to hold up like that?

for 45 years the paper would have been discolored.....yellowed at least around the edges/folds.

Must really suck for you to be so powerless.

suck it birthers
"Obviously Obama was born in both Kenya AND Hawaii, and is thus qualified to be President of the World."

---- only photoshopped text would have that noise around it.

You'll see similar noise between the fabric background and the paper, which indicates the background is a slightly lower resolution than the paper.

All of that sparkly stuff everywhere the type is.

Take a look at the district to the right of the 47O44 - same round O

Whoever typed this used the letter "O" in the document number and it matches the same "O" in the district (to the right of it)


The letter O is rounder than the number 0



This is from the legal document filed by Orly. Notice the letter "O" in her first name and compare it to the number listed right below her name (The box number). The "O" in her name is much rounder but the zeros are much narrower "0"

Someone played a GO0F of the birthers but they haven't figured that one out yet

and of course it worked.

And the fucking idiot Freep-holios bought it!

LOL...

To: HelenaGrace

The “47O44” looks really suspicious.

Yep, in his 47th year 0 became the 44th president of USA. But then, God has a good sense of humor, too. We'll just have to wait and see where this will end.
3,161 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 2:55:02 PM by nightlight7

Somebody sure is playing her for a sucker. I love it.

Some old typewriters didn't have a 1 or a zero; you used a lowercase L or uppercase I for the 1 and an uppercase O for a zero. It's possible the person who forged this knew this and used the "correct" characters you'd use on an ancient typewriter.

I like how he smudged the "96" in the middle of Obama's birth year, but didn't tamper with the two ones (or lowercase L's, as the case may be) that flank it.

but the Freepers think the explanation for that number is probably just 'prophetic'!

or at least some of it would have been.

http://www.communication.go.ke/kenya.asp?cat_id=5

I thought it was odd the deputy registrar's name is listed as Mr. Miller.

I mean, all I had to do was look at the thing. No work to it at all.

Now, if somebody were to actually WORK at it, I'm sure all kinds of other things can be found.

Registras name is E.P. Lavender. It sounds strange.

Lavender - earth friendly lavender is a detergent. LOL

Lavender laundry detergent yesterday at the grocery store. And you know what? It is Earth Friendly too!

E.F. LAVENDER ECOS LIQ LAUNDRY, 50oz
see more like 'E.F. LAVENDER ECOS LIQ LAUNDRY, 50oz'
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Brand: Earth Friendly

Maybe his high school band instructor? The forger certainly had a good time with this.

of Mr. Miller's Toonzone?

http://www.gamecreature.com/toonzone /

Mr. Miller Goes to Washington Starring Dennis Miller (1988) (TV)

This comedy special shows what was to become of Dennis Miller- 2 great TV shows, several movies and a 5 year stinch on Saturday Night Live as a newscaster (the best behind Norm MacDonald). He brings his great comedy to the stage, showing he has had practice in his years on the road (this was later made into an album called the Off-white album). Here, he rants about his days in the south (and a club called I don't get its), the International house of pancakes, a-holes, and many other things. Fun, but not for the dumb people who won't get it (like the people in the South, no offense). A

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0249466/usercomments

Wouldn't they be listed under a kenya address if president obama was born there?

One says hawaii and the other is kansas.

It could be a joke.......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Simon


Joshua Simon directed 4 short movies with Baboon Group, including The Radicals and City Hole.

Simon published the poetry book National Citizens. In the first issue of Ma'ayan he published a list called "The Prince" exploring his life and views on the world from A to Z.

This thing is filled with Easter Eggs.

In Australia.

In 1915.

http://ndpbeta.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/printArticleJpg/15363...

...and the entire Lavender family in Britain and its possessions was neutered by 1920...

I hope the perpetrator comes forward and lists all the errors he put it in as signs that it was a fraud.

Amazing how this document has survived all these years without a blemish and someone accidentally spills a bit of their Snickers bar on it...

Maybe they're covering up a typo?

If only Dr House was here, the red tint may signify that the person has a rare blood condition with only days to live.

not a "signature" beside "Signature of Registrar."

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090802084...

That's obviously a forgery. It says "certified copy of registration of birth" when REAL Kenyan birth certificates say, "Authentic registration of birth". I know this because I'm an Kenyan obstetrician.
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Look at the orientation of the letters

If you draw lines toward the horizon point of convergence, you see that this is obviously a FAKE.
4 hours ago


The bright dots surrounding all the text indicates very poor photoshopping.
Source(s):
Previous experience with photoshop.
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because (Gee? Yah think?) Orly Taitz says it is!??!?!?! (What an authority! NOT.)

All it's going to take is another hour or two before someone on this series of tubes posts a real Kenyan BC and it will be obvious this is a fabrication.

My only hope: that that dyed plantinum blonde dentist wannabe lawyer Taitz forked over some coin for this. Ha, ha!

MR. Miller is listed as District Registrar.

Did Orly Taitz actually file this in court?

She is SOOOOO PWN3D!!!

Wasn't ceded to Kenya until December 12, 1963, so BArack Hussein Obama could not have been born in Mombasa, Kenya as there was no Mombasa Kenya on August 4, 1961.

this gets funnier and funnier.

where I lived. They made a great deli lunch, there, too.

What fun!

Wiki confirms....
"Mombasa was part of the state of Zanzibar until 12 December 1963 when it was ceded to be incorporated into the newly independent state of Kenya."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mombasa

I hope whoever did this is reading the freepers.
He must be drowning in tears.

--or SHE.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mombasa

and appears to be a photoshop addition or a forged recent signature. It looks out of place (as do other elements of the document).

B-Rock "the Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama. LOL

This is some seriously hilarious stuff.

You owe me a new keyboard.

But mainly, I wet my pants.



--d!

Love it

I am dying laughing at this!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Oduya

Whoever made this was just full of jokes.

Johnny Oduya is KEnyan-Swedish!

This whole thing is so funny.

Oh, this just gets better and better.

I haven't really followed any of the birth cert stuff.

It's an exhibit (the photograph, NOT the document depicted in the photograph) in a filing she made yesterday.

To: Scanian
That Dunham chin is unmistakeable. It is also the best identifying characteristic on Annie’s naked pictures.
It's the jawline -- long and narrow. Stanley Ann has it as does her father AND her son. Compare photos of Obama with Barack Sr. and there's virtually no resembling characteristic. His face and facial features are round.

Now, compare photos of Obama with Malcolm X and there's more "there" there, including skin color, forehead shape, skeletal body structure. Listen to X's voice, compare to Obama's vocal intonation. Just sayin...

http://radiopatriot.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-dont-know-wh...

IF I had to guess, I'd say Stanley Ann wasn't quite sure whose sperm hit the egg, so she rolled the dice on Obama Sr.


2,675 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 4:15:19 PM by patriotgal1787 ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke)
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No signatures of either parent on the signature line.

E. F. Lavender didn't sign it either.

MR. Miller's signature always appears to be typewritten as "E.F. Lavender" in Schmutz font.

all of the other detes that give Birthers their "reasons" for not accepting his real BC from Hawaii.

They are idiots! I hope this has caused them to flood Taitz with donations -- less money for them to donate to the midterm elections next year!

Hospitals like to give new parents (well, at least they did) this great big certificate with footprints and a bunch of other shit on it, but said certificate isn't legally valid.

Know what IS legally valid today? The short form Certificate of Live Birth the president already made public.

Awesome.

All of my doctors and dentist offices had them growing up. Some serious creativity went into this, and the flat birthers actually bought this, hook, line, and sinker. UN-freakin-believable. Once again, an example that their collective stupidity has absolutely no bounds.

This is obviously a modern one but it does make you wonder about what questions weren't put on the fake one...

as Barack Hussein II, but he's supposed to be a Muslim not a Christian, and Barack Hussein is a Muslim name not a Christian name.

The term "Christian name" was used for "full name"

was just playing freeper.

Barack is the 44th president.

Trying to figure out the Easter Egg left in Page 5733.

5733 is a Hebrew year that started in the evening before September 9, 1972 and ended on September 26, 1973. This year has 383 days. It is a leap year in the Hebrew Metonic cycle, with two Adar months - Adar I and Adar II. It is a Shmita year.

In year 5733, State of Israel celebrated 25 years of independence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5733_ (Hebrew_year)

http://maps.uchicago.edu/eastquad/centers.html

Centers for Gender/Race Studies
5733 South University Avenue
Chicago, IL 60637

Or this:

http://www.coinnews.net/coin-legislation/hr-5733-glacie... /

H.R. 5733: Glacier National Park Commemorative Coin Act
To require the Secretary of the Treasury to mint and issue coins commemorating the 100th anniversary of the establishment of Glacier National Park, and for other purposes.

Freeper thread is now over 5,300 comments. Despite all the evidence that it is a fraud, they are still hopeful and only awaiting Oily's word that it has been 'authenticated'. Apparently she is at this moment, in London ~ where hopefully someone will take pity on her and get her to one of their free mental health clinics for evaluation.

Don't know the significance of the number, but having seen lots of Deed Books and the like, there aren't 6,000 pages per Book.

The hoaxter has embedded numerous easter eggs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mombasa