At our golf club yesterday my buddy said he was pulled over and accused of being a car thief

[AngryAmish]

It happened last week but essentially the cops thought he was a car thief because of his nice car.

It happens everywhere, even in Chicago.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. I was accused of shoplifting one time and banned from the store

I hadn't stolen a damn thing. They searched all my stuff, found nothing and then told me it was probably better that I not come back to that store. I said hey, no problem, why would I want to spend any more money in here anyway?

[KDFW]

2. Coulda been worse, I was suspected of possessing rape tools once.

:rofl:

[juno jones]

3. We were once stopped by police

For suspicion of posessing explosives.

No shit. We can only figure that our common model truck matched some database of suspect vehicles.

Of course we didn't have any....:shrug: