So Anna Nicole Smith's baby's paternity test results are tomorrow...

[krispos42]

Poll question: So Anna Nicole Smith's baby's paternity test results are tomorrow...

How much of the MSM's programming will they spend on this topic over the next 3 days?

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

1. They'll take a break from their pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials, no mercy!!!

[tanyev]

2. Entertainment Tonight comes on right after my local news, so I usually

catch their teaser headlines before I can lunge for the remote and get the darn thing turned off. It sounds they might as well rename the show Anna Nicole Tonight. I can't believe anyone in America cares about it that much anymore.

[Bunny]

3. I think they're going to spend a lot of time talking about it today.

But they'll go absolutely apeshit if it turns out that the baby is NOT Birkhead's or Stern's. They will lose their minds.

[bleedingheart]

4. I keep telling my mom that it is her son Daniel's baby...

bwahahahaha

now that may just shock the media so much...that they will be left speechless...(I can only hope)

[Frank Cannon]

6. They may be left speechless

There's just too much of an EWWWHHHHHH! factor to that.

[colinmom71]

7. Ewww...

;)

Actually, my husband couldn't help but comment the other day that it would be hilarious if *none* of the procured DNA samples matches the baby for paternity! Sickly and sadly, I'm almost cheerleading for that to happen!! Just to make the media scramble on the spot for decent commentary on the matter...

[Bunny]

9. Oh my god - they would go Code Brown!

I've heard that rumor floated (that the baby is Daniel's) and I have to say that, while she was one screwed up lady, *that* would certainly take it to a whole new level!

[bleedingheart]

12. it would be spectacular...

then the child would have to be privately adopted because of this issue and that would be the best solution for this kid.

I am envisioning that Danny ...knowing his sister was really his daughter OD'ed as a result..

His mother...out of pure grief and horror at what she had done....ends up falling apart and accidentally OD'ing as well..


...I know ...I know...I have a twisted mind...

[MrSlayer]

5. I say 60 to 80 percent.

But I won't watch it because I don't give a fuck.

[youthere]

8. I'm betting Fox will turn it into some cheesy two hour retrospective:

"Paternity- A Nation Waits!" or some crap like that.

[Canuckistanian]

10. It would be a perfect time for an attack on Iran

Or for Condi to break down in tears admitting the whole war reasoning was a lie.

Or Imus could put on blackface and do a minstrel show.

So many possibilities.

It'll never be covered.

[Richard Steele]

11. Looks like the 'ol "hide thread" function will be getting another workout tomorrow.

And for a few days after that, if history is any guide.

[gkhouston]

13. Hmm, and Gonzales wanted to move his testimony up to the 10th... n/t

[krispos42]

14. Lunchtime kick!

I guess if none of the suspected fathers are, in fact, the father, they'll have to start taking the DNA of old rich men and look for a match in that gene pool...