Fucking is good and godly

[tj2001]

that is all.

Ref: Genesis 1:28

[imdjh]

1. It's actually pretty silly when you break it down to its parts. nt

[Ohio Joe]

2. Only when watching

Not when participating :D

[imdjh]

4. When you talk about it too.

Can I put my penis inside you and pump it in and out? Don't you think that will be fun?

No, lick my nipples first!

Here , twist this!

[texastoast]

3. But not for unprotected teens

Not in this culture. Noop.

[liberalmuse]

5. Fucking and rock and roll are the only reasons I'm still on this godforsaken planet. n/t

Drugs...not so much.

[boppers]

7. You have to combine them in the right portions, at the right times.

Too much of any of them can be damaging.

[liberalmuse]

11. Absolutely true.

Anything in excess is not good for you. I get too much of one, and not enough of the other, which is a riddle anyone can solve, LOL.

[boppers]

12. I don't get enough rock and roll.

Trust me, you're better off. Chafing sucks.

[Wednesdays]

6. This thread is meaningless without pictures. nt

[Catshrink]

8. Especially if you're a GOP office holder preaching abstinence

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6138314

[babylonsister]

9. You got some, sounds like. TMI. nt

[YOY]

10. How can it be "Godly" in any monotheistic religion???

I mean...there's only one of him/her. It takes (at least) two to tango.

Unless...GOD IS A COMPLETE WANKER!!!

Eureka! I have discovered ONATHEISTISM!

[bridgit]

13. Ya'think? - The Song of Solomon, Chap 7

1. How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.

2. Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies.

3. Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.

4. Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.

5. Thine head upon thee is like Carmel, and the hair of thine head like purple; the king is held in the galleries.

6. How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!

7. This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes.

8. I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples;

9. And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.

10. I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me.

11. Come, my beloved, let us go forth into the field; let us lodge in the villages.

12. Let us get up early to the vineyards; let us see if the vine flourish, whether the tender grape appear, and the pomegranates bud forth: there will I give thee my loves.

13. The mandrakes give a smell, and at our gates are all manner of pleasant fruits, new and old, which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved.

http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/Bible/Song_of_Solomon.html