I DEMAND that John Boehner produce a birth certificate to prove......

[marmar]

..... that he's not one of those Men in Black aliens wearing a (marginally) human costume.

:freak: :scared:

[Catshrink]

1. Yeah....

as our President said, Boehner is not a color found in the natural world.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Human beings aren't orange.

At best, he's an Oompa-Loompa.

[Sebastian Doyle]

3. Well, we know he's not a Vulcan

Cries all the time and isn't remotely logical.

[lost-in-nj]

4. I think John and Kate

should produce birth certifacte's to


:shrug:


just saying



lost

[kestrel91316]

5. I demand that every Republican in Congress produce a birth certificate

directly to me for my personal inspection within 10 days. And I want certified copies.

When I'm done looking, I think I'll sell them on ebay to some Nigerians.