Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I beseech you for your assistance in this most important endeavour!!

[BolivarianHero]

So I took the advice of one of my spiritual friends and tried some LSD last night under the assumption that it would make me able to commune with the divine. So this old guy with a beard and sparkling white teeth appeared to me and told me that I ought to open a university that would serve as a beacon to His word and to bringing people to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ...

With the Lord's inspiration, I've come out with some a rough outline of what this new school would look like, and I would like some advice from my brother's and sisters in Christ:

I've decided to name my school the University of the Soaring Eagle and to make it an undergraduate institution.

Here are some of the schools that I've been hashing out...

The Rush Limbaugh EIB School of Journalism

The Bill Bennett Department of Addiction Studies
The David Coe Institute for Advanced Studies of Christian Marriage and the Family

The Pat Robertson School of Divinity (The Lord told me they talk once in a while)

The Mark Sanford School of Physical and Outdoor Education

The Fred Phelps Faculty of Law

The Storm Thurmond Memorial School of African Studies

The Ken Hamm Faculty of the Biblical Earth and Life Sciences

The Sarah Palin Department of Government and Prophecy

The Reverend Tom Hagee Laboratories (Due to concerns about illegal drug us, this many not conme to fruition)

The George W. Bush School of Business


....

The football team, the Thumping Eagles, will play at Reggie White Memorial Stadium.

Students, faculty, and administration will worship daily at the Jerry Falwell Memorial Chapel

Students will be required to live on residence and will be able to stay at the C-Street House or at the St. Ronald Ranch.

[Betty Karlson]

1. That was rather funny.

Your over-the-top humor does you credit.

[redqueen]

2. "The Sarah Palin Department of Government and Prophecy"

Hehehehe... thanks for the chuckle. :)

Hagee and drugs? I missed that one... off to google it.

[BolivarianHero]

3. Here's a hint..

It involves gay prostitutes and crystal meth.

[Betty Karlson]

5. Don't you mean Ted Haggard?

Or are multiple evangelist caught up in male prostitutes and crystal meth?

[LunaSea]

4. That's the kind of trip they warned us about....

What part of "don't eat the brown acid" did you miss?