I wonder just how many Birthers it takes to change a lightbulb

[FLAprogressive]

any guesses?

[Ganja Ninja]

1. Why should they change a lightbulb?

They'll never see the light anyway.

[Birthmark]

2. None. They prefer living in the dark.

Most vermin do.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

4. That's great!

Hahaha

[Birthmark]

6. Thanks.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

3. They refuse to change it

Unless there is an official U.S. long form declaring the bulb is out.

[FLAprogressive]

7. does it have to have a raised seal too?!

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

9. Well of course

Clearly, it would be a forgery otherwise.

[MineralMan]

5. They'll have to hire a Liberal. They're too stupid to do it.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

8. They will leave it up to the Democrats to clean the mess

But first, they'll break all the light bulbs, throw down the broken glass, blame the folks who get cut, and then gripe about how long it's taking the Democrats to clean it up and how it's all on the Democrats' watch.

[Blue For You]

10. I'd rather see them stick their tongues in the light socket.

zappp!!!

[Oregone]

11. How do they know the replacement is really a lightbulb? Some documentation is required

[ThatPoetGuy]

12. The light bulb has been changed,

the new light bulb shines a light for all to see, and the birthers say, "that's not a real light bulb."

[Are_grits_groceries]

13. Huh? What?

The lights out?????????????

[WeDidIt]

14. They can't do anything unless they see a long form n/t