Wipe the McSmiley off Nanny O'Reilly . . . come CAPTION!!!!!!

[skip fox]

O'Reilly had just said: " . . . and the left-wing loons will NEVER get it!!! A sprinkling of water IS NOT TORTURE . . . PERIOD!!!! Worst stuff happens at a fraternity initation, . . . let me tell you. (Looks piercingly at the camera.) And even if it was, I hope the hell we do it anyway, just as any right-thinking American would. What else is going to save our wives and children in the middle of the night?? What else is going to open up the slimy guts of the terrorists who are out to destroy us??? Damn straight!!!!! If it keeps us safe, I don't care if we become The Torture Nation. Torture is our only hope. Whatever anyone else ever tells you is just plain NUTS!!!!! After all, ladies and gentlemen, who's looking out after YOU?!?!?!"

[no_hypocrisy]

1. LUFFA!

[freesqueeze]

2. How about these right-wing fraternities?

These guys must be out of control. BillO says they waterboard. Rush said they force pledges into naked pyramids. Man, no wonder the ranks of the educated GOPeople are shrinking. They all get that conservative streak perverted out of them at the frat house.

[skip fox]

3. Yes, . . . but the ones who remain . . . exquisitly mad!!!! And a love for the pain

of small animals.


:)

[SalviaBlue]

4. Who?

I'm taking Keith's lead on this. Ever since he successfully instigated the murder of Tiller, Keith has not mentioned his name.

He should be shunned.

[skip fox]

5. Keith mentions him all the time. Just doesn't do the old comedy rap on him.

Besides, Keith's Keith. I love him, but he's not me. Nor should he be.

[southernleftylady]

6. Ive met him before... On a flight of mine (I am a flight attendant)

words fail me for captioning though

[Ganja Ninja]

7. This will wipe the smile off his face.

"Senator Al Franken"

Suck on that Billo. :headbang:

[Matariki]

8. "I don't care if we become The Torture Nation. Torture is our only hope"

Why does this man get a public platform to speak from?

[skip fox]

9. When I caption I channel (Opps!), I mean I caption trying to accurately transcribe the "essence"

of his speech, if you know what I mean. (I.e., a nip of exaggeration to go with the hard dawn of his personality. Ice fields under a grey sky.)

[verges]

10. So, are you saying

that he didn't actually say that? That youmput words in his mouth for humor purposes?

[skip fox]

12. There is a long tradition of CAPTIONING at DU where "caption" is a verb

for writing a quote that you are humorously inventing for the person pictured.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. This caption should accompany any appearance of O'Reilly in the media

Count 83 of the complaint by Andrea Mackris against him for sexual harrassment and telephone stalking:

"83. During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed."

And they could following up with counts 84 through 86 at the end of his appearance:

84. Immediately after climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno: "It was funny, they used a big clip of me...Right after Brokaw and Brokaw was absolutely the most unfunny guy in the world, and the audience got a big charge out of my...It was good."

85. After climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY again boasted that none of the women he'd engaged in sexual relations with would ever tell:

"Nobody'd believe 'em...they wouldn't anyway, I can't imagine any of them ever doing that 'cuz I always made friends with women before I bedded them down."

86. Defendant BILL O'REILLY concluded stating:

"You know, Mackris, in these days of your celibacy and your hibernation this is good for you to have a little fantasy outlet, you know, just to keep it tuned, keep that sensuality tuned until you know Mr. Right comes along and then you can put him in traction...I'm trying to tell you, this is good for your mental health."

Plaintiff ANDREA MACKRIS felt angry, abused and disgusted.

[skip fox]

13. sweet batch