When you read Sanford's "sexy" emails to yourself ...

[ColbertWatcher]

Poll question: When you read Sanford's "sexy" emails to yourself ...

... in whose voice do you imagine them being read?

[snappyturtle]

1. I was thinking Garfield! nt

[Mojambo]

2. Kirk Cameron. n/t

[xchrom]

oooh! well played! nt

[Aqaba]

3. Fran Drescher!

[ColbertWatcher]

10. LOL! Rosie Perez! n/t

[Sabriel]

4. Crispin Glover

"I am your...density.... And your governor."

[aquart]

5. Odd, I don't find it funny.

Four children have lost all respect for their father. A wife knows her husband wants somebody else. A man in love has lost his way. In human terms, it sucks.

[ColbertWatcher]

7. I kinda feel bad for the family and him, too.

Just let me have this one silly poll, please.

[Sanity Claws]

9. I agree it's not funny. It's an example of karma.

Sanford was involved in the impeachment of Clinton. He talked of family values. He disdained the stimulus but apparently spent taxpayer money in carrying out his affair.
I think this should be a big lesson against casting stones.

[ColbertWatcher]

11. True, maybe he should apologize to Clinton and Edwards? n/t

[aquart]

21. Now, THEY are entitled to find it funny.

But I wonder if they do.

[ColbertWatcher]

24. I doubt it. I wonder if Sanford thinks of them now? n/t

[aquart]

20. So true.

[Jackeens]

6. Kermit the Frog.

:shrug:

[ColbertWatcher]

8. LOL! n/t

[Berry Cool]

12. Ricardo Montalban.

With Rodrigo's Concierto de Aranjuez playing in the background, as he describes wanting to tie "Maria" up with straps of rich Corinthian leather.

[CTyankee]

27. "Lee Ioccoca's dream!"

:rofl:

[NRaleighLiberal]

13. Stimpy...or, yeah, perhaps Ren!

[johnfunk]

15. ... or his cousin Sven Hoëk!

:rofl:

[ColbertWatcher]

16. YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!

Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center.

[NRaleighLiberal]

18. DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!!!!!

My favorite episode!!!

[mikeytherat]

26. The SHINY, RED, CANDY-LIKE button!

mikey_the_rat

[chollybocker]

14. I hear Jacques, Marge Simpson's bowling instructor.

Voiced by Albert Brooks.

[ColbertWatcher]

17. LOL! n/t

[TahitiNut]

19. Jerry Falwell

:puke: :puke:

[Raine]

22. Jethro Bodine from the Beverly Hillbillies

it was the reference to "sparking" that made the voice Jethro's. :silly:

[Contrary1]

23. Deputy Barney Fife

[Soylent Brice]

25. kick

[peekaloo]

28. Elvis