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SHRED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:26 AM Original message |
When the JW's or Mormons come to your door |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:29 AM Response to Original message |
1. I usually invite them in, then lock the door after they enter... |
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annarbor (543 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:35 AM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Priceless.... |
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EnviroBat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:39 AM Response to Reply #7 |
11. YES! First nosebomb of the day! |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 11:49 AM Response to Reply #1 |
66. "Hey, you guys ever seen Pulp Fiction? Great movie..." |
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maine_raptor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:32 AM Response to Original message |
2. True story: |
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Raven (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:32 AM Response to Original message |
3. When the JW's come to my door I tell them that I am a |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
23. I tell them that I am a Buddist. In reality, I'm an atheist, but |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:10 AM Response to Reply #23 |
29. lol! I tell them I'm a Jewish Buddhist and the last time it happened, I had one of the women |
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Beausoleil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:40 AM Response to Reply #29 |
39. I don't think Constantine was a Muslim |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 09:43 AM Response to Reply #39 |
46. I stand corrected. eom |
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doubleplusgood (810 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:41 AM Response to Reply #29 |
41. "Constantine, himself a Muslim" |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 09:44 AM Response to Reply #41 |
48. My mistake. I believed there was some debate whether he was a Christian and Muslim popped up |
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gollygee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:43 AM Response to Reply #29 |
42. Constantine was the first *Christian* Roman emperor |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 09:46 AM Response to Reply #42 |
49. As posted above, I stand corrected. When searching through this old memory bank |
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gollygee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 10:04 AM Response to Reply #49 |
55. Yeah I've heard that debate |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 12:51 PM Response to Reply #42 |
70. He wasn't even christian. |
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Doremus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:50 AM Response to Reply #23 |
43. Dialogue between DH and JW last time they came to the door: |
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gollygee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:13 AM Response to Reply #3 |
31. I've never had a JW come to my door |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 10:06 AM Response to Reply #31 |
56. And here in NY, I have never had a Mormon come to my door! eom |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 01:17 PM Response to Reply #3 |
71. I use the same line.. |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:33 AM Response to Original message |
4. I always invite them in for a glass of tea |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:33 AM Response to Original message |
5. we chat and chat and chat. they want to run away, but.... i keep on |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:34 AM Response to Original message |
6. had some mormons here the other day, I was polite but I turned them away |
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gollygee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:35 AM Response to Original message |
8. The Mormon boys are always so cute |
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dsc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:59 AM Response to Reply #8 |
22. mormon missionaries are very cute |
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Bridget Burke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:14 AM Response to Reply #22 |
32. Fresh-faced young guys.... |
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gollygee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:17 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. And they're always so sweet and polite |
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Marrah_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:36 AM Response to Original message |
9. I smile and invite them in for a chat |
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SHRED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:38 AM Response to Original message |
10. SIDENOTE: |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:50 AM Response to Reply #10 |
19. I think that's the JW's |
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NoSheep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 10:24 AM Response to Reply #10 |
60. I've wondered this for 40 years! |
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ThomWV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:40 AM Response to Original message |
12. My New Response: "What are you doing here? They found the body! Get over it" |
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King Coal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:41 AM Response to Original message |
13. I tell the Mormons the truth about their religion. Most have them have |
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DubiousLee (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:41 AM Response to Original message |
14. This is a joke right... |
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SHRED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:49 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. I am serious |
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DubiousLee (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:52 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Then it makes little sense. And there is no joke...so whats the point? |
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SHRED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:59 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Here is my thinking |
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DubiousLee (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:03 AM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Wouldn't the more apt comparison be Christianity taking over our country.... |
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Lerkfish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
15. the quickest and simplest way to deal with door to door evangelism: |
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smoogatz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:47 AM Response to Original message |
16. I tell them that yes, there were some young men in shirts and ties |
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spooky3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:50 AM Response to Original message |
18. Since many DUers go door to door for our candidates |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 07:51 AM Response to Original message |
20. I tell them to get lost and close the door. |
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azureblue (412 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:03 AM Response to Original message |
26. Wot the hell? |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:09 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. When someone comes to MY door unsolicited |
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Bridget Burke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:16 AM Response to Reply #26 |
33. Take the "snotty" responses with a grain of salt. |
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Marrah_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:58 AM Response to Reply #26 |
44. I am never snotty to them |
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lectrobyte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 10:04 AM Response to Reply #26 |
54. I try to live and let live, but these fucks are here like every other week. It just gets |
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geiger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:04 AM Response to Original message |
27. tell them that the Bible says not to go door to door proselytyzing and politely say goodbye and shut |
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crappyjazz (886 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:41 AM Response to Reply #27 |
40. Luke 10:1-6 |
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Cirque du So-What (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
30. One story really amuses me |
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JNelson6563 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:35 AM Response to Reply #30 |
37. haha!! Great story! |
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windbreeze (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 10:34 AM Response to Reply #30 |
62. I've had mumps...so I can appreciate what you looked like... |
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magellan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
35. In order to take over the US they'd have to invade en masse |
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Cirque du So-What (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
36. If good-looking Mormon girls couldn't convert me |
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LibertyLover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 08:36 AM Response to Original message |
38. We get JWs and Mormons at the house occassionally |
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shortcake (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
45. The JW's are instrumental in not |
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shanti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
47. i don't open my door for them |
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Hobarticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
50. I give them a few polite minutes of my time... |
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OutNow (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
51. No Thanks, I'm a Communist |
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demgurl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
52. A couple of women tried to convert me when I was about 10. |
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ms liberty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
53. I tell them I'm a Pagan... |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
57. omg the last time was on Sunday and like a moran i yell "I'm not home" |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
58. Any solicitor that comes to my door is greeted with a firm and loud "NO"! |
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lectrobyte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
59. maybe one of these signs would help |
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tjwash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
61. Aren't the Jehovahs Witnesses the ones who doctrine is founded on... |
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Holly_Hobby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
63. I say, "Can't you read?" |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
64. I invite them in for a joint and sex |
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OneGrassRoot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
65. Gotta share a really weird sighting yesterday.... |
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Gen. Jack D. Ripper (547 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
67. When Mormon's come to my door, it's my family |
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BuyingThyme (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 12:21 PM Response to Reply #67 |
69. Get to the point, man. |
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shortcake (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
68. Joanie, the Jehovah's Witness Stripper |
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Pyrzqxgl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-05-07 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
72. My Dad would always say: |
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