‘What would Cheesus do?‘ - Jesus shaped cheetos found

[Liberal_in_LA]

http://www.jewishjournal.com/thegodblog/item/what_would_cheesus_do_20090518/



May 18, 2009 | 3:36 pm
‘What would Cheesus do?‘


Sara Bell, a Texas woman, was digging through a bag of Cheetos when she discovered Cheesus, a two-inch tall Cheeto (pictured at left) that she thought resembled Jesus. Here is the story from the Preston Hollow People:

Until she decides what to do with the Cheeto, Bell is keeping it safe, wrapped in tissue inside a box that once held a wristwatch.

“What I’ve been worried about is if I have it around my house, it’ll get eaten,” the retired teacher said. “If not by a person, then by an ant.”

Bell said she hadn’t shown the Cheeto to any ministers at her church (Highland Park United Methodist), but several friends have seen it, including Carolyn Matthews.

“I can’t imagine that anyone looks at their Cheeto closely enough to see that,” Matthews said. “I eat mine way too fast.”

Apparently, Bell isn’t the only person to eat Cheetos slowly enough for a divine experience. In the past 15 months, there have been media reports about similar finds by a Missouri woman and a Houston man.

[ZombieHorde]

1. Why is his penis so high up on his body? nt

[Joe the Liberal]

2. Lol....

:rofl:

[ChaoticSilly]

9. Well, obviously

it's slung over his shoulder. This is the great and powerful Cheesus after all.

[Lasher]

3. I bought some animal crackers that were shaped like Spongebob Squarepants.

But they were made that way on purpose. I didn't worship them or anything.

[trusty elf]

4. If that's the real Cheesus, then who is this?

The anti-crust? :shrug:

[dddem]

5. So God really IS everywhere!

Mom was right! Cheez!

[ForrestGump]

6. Seems to me then, that maybe Our Lord And Savior™ has come back as

a kitty:



Same pose.

[Lint Head]

7. That means that God is Gouda.

:dem:

[bdamomma]

8. shows you how crazy some Christians are.

[SidDithers]

10. Obligatory Jesus Toaster picture...

If only my atheist morals didn't prevent me from taking advantage of the gullible.

Sid

[gratuitous]

11. Looks like one of the Magi to me

Sheesh, don't these people even read anymore? That's clearly one of the astrologers mentioned in the birth story in Matthew. Calling it Jesus is just flat out heresy.

[sinkingfeeling]

12. Proving once again that America is now the home of the insane.