Write your own Leftist Hallmark Cards here!!

[Sparkly]

Mother's Day card:
I'm super happy you're my mommy
And proud that you're a pinko commie!

[corpseratemedia]

1. Dearest Son,

Because We Had Empathy For You, You Were Raised Wanted and Loved.


Happy Birthday, Your Socialist-Communist Mother and Father

[HopeHoops]

2. Graduation

You spent twelve years working your ass off.

Now get to college and pay your debts off.

[emulatorloo]

3. It's your Birthday! So today we redistribute our wealth to you

EOM

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. With sympathy and empathy, a limerick card.

May your losses in 08
Bring a time to denigrate
Those who you selected
Your crap's been rejected
Blaming others means it truly too late.

HI BEN!! :rofl:

[LiberalHeart]

5. Sympathy

My heart bleeds for you.

[omega minimo]

21. LOL

:thumbsup: :spray:

[IDemo]

48. --

edit-posted in wrong spot..

[Catshrink]

6. Jeopardy: Playing with this will make it fall off.

Question: What is a

[EFerrari]

7. Another Mother's Day card:

Dear Mother

I'm glad you knew no torture works
to keep us safe from Wall Street perks

[omega minimo]

23. Ah. Clevah!!

:yourock:

[Fresh_Start]

8. self delete

self delete

[MindPilot]

9. In deepest sympathy to the GOP

You are not socialest; you are not librul.
And "decent is patriot" signs are waaay cool
But the sad fact is chickenhawk morans can't even spell.

[EFerrari]

10. Another Mother's Day card

To Mom:

I hope for you next year to see
Unca Dick an indictee!
And when your day rolls 'round again,
More Bush felons in a federal pen.

[OHDEM]

11. Sorry I gave you VD...

I guess that abstinance only class didn't prepare us for the real world!

on edit: OOPS! I guess mine was more of a righty greeting card!

[msanthrope]

13. Complete with poor spelling, too! Nice touch! n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

12. Happy Anniversary

From the first time we walked in our earth shoes.
I knew the one for me was youz.

[Arugula Latte]

14. Graduation:

You've eaten your tofu and read your Nation
Now it's time for your graduation
And if you're diligent and stick to your plan
You will successfullly stick it to the man!

[EFerrari]

17. LOL!

:rofl:

[Lint Head]

15. Dearest Mother I love you a lot.

Now sign the petition to legalize pot.
:dem:

[omega minimo]

24. LOL

:rofl:

[MineralMan]

16. Hmm...

Morans are red,
Good folks are blue.
I'm a proud liberal.
How about you?

[Mme. Defarge]

18. Get well soon!

While you still have insurance.

[omega minimo]

26. oh no you di in't!

These are ALL Great!!

[MilesColtrane]

19. In Sympathy for My Republican Friend

"So sorry that your party imploded and that your remaining members are turning on each other, devouring the bones and gristle like crazed, starving rats on a sinking garbage scow.

Maybe you'll feel better if you just suck a .38?"

[Arugula Latte]

45. I like it. Very subtle!

;)

[KamaAina]

20. Get Well Soon, Lefty (Humor)

"Hey, at least you aren't being waterboarded!"

[Skittles]

22. to my dear friend

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[Z_I_Peevey]

25. Fight the Power!

Remember to turn off the lights when you leave the room. It makes Mom and Al Gore smile.

[Name removed]

27. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[omega minimo]

37. 2 meny werds

:cry:

[Sabriel]

28. On this Special Day...

We celebrate the fact
that you can still
choose
to have your baby
or not.

[Arugula Latte]

29. All purpose:

On the cover:
"Steal This Card"

[omega minimo]

30. :wicked chuckle:

:spray:

[Arugula Latte]

31. Birth of baby:

You squeezed out a baby human, and here is your ovation
But now it's time for you to stop growing the population

[Fireweed247]

39. nice

:rofl:

[Number23]

56. Aces!

[FloridaJudy]

32. Condolences on your job being out-sourced.

I'd lend you my torch and pitchfork, but they were made in China.

[bleever]

33. Happy Holidays, Comrade!

We conquered each continent,
Island, and isthmus,
And now raise a toast:
We finally killed Christmas!

[Arugula Latte]

34. ...

:toast:

[EFerrari]

35. LOL!

:applause:

[bleever]

36. Looking Forward to our Special Day.

With stem cells and condoms
Our potion we thicken,
Ensuring our next SCOTUS member's
A Wiccan!


In Satan's name,

Your Child's kindergarten teacher.

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

41. Untoppable!

OMG! :rofl:

I have been at DU for 5 years - that is the FIRST time I have ever used the rofl smilie. Because I must. Because I am.

[bleever]

46. I am truly honored.

Seriously, thanks!

[Stinky The Clown]

42. The absolute BEST one in the thread

:thumbsup:

[bleever]

47. I thank

the lady who was inspired to start the thread. :toast:

[omega minimo]

49. "where's the contest.................?"

:eyes:

[Number23]

55. Baby, you're the greatest!

:thumbsup:
:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

38. Sympathy

Your loved one has died
And that's very hard -- But,
Look on the bright side:
His carbon footprint? Cut!

[Fireweed247]

40. you are on a roll

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

44. Why, thank you kindly

:blush:

[Arugula Latte]

43. Get Well Soon

Here's hoping you're soon on the mend
And feeling healthy in no time.
But if we had a decent healthcare system
Your treatment wouldn't cost you a dime.

[IDemo]

50. Congratulations

on your new child pill!

[IDemo]

51. Congratulations are in order

on your Opposites wedding,
from the Same family,
Adam and Steve.

:hi:

[chalky]

52. With Sadness, on the Collapse of Your Party

Your country's gone pinko, your Empire in shambles,
Your prepaid show hosts are reduced to sad rambles,
That old saying holds that these sorrows shall pass...
But Limbaugh can still kiss my black cystless ass.

[corpseratemedia]

59. perfect!!

:thumbsup:

[Arugula Latte]

60. Bravo!

:spray: :rofl: :toast:

[CoffeeCat]

53. Happy Birthday Son!

You were conceived at Woodstock
and look at you now
a Birkenstock wearing hippie
you make us so proud

You protest the neocons
You march for world peace
You donate to PETA
and shout at CEOs that fleece

That's why we love you
our liberal son
You know what is right
and you don't own a gun

So we celebrate your bleeding heart
on this special day
and just so you know
it's all right if you're gay

Happy Birthday to you
we drink to you now
with a glass of organic milk
from a locally owned cow

:)

[bleever]

54. The locally owned cow

totally brings it all home.

:thumbsup:

[Arugula Latte]

61. OMG -- You nailed it

That just about covers it. ... :rofl:

[needledriver]

57. To Jeff

I'm glad you were there
when history beckoned
to champion all rights
yes even the Second
freedom to speak
freedom to pray
or not as it happens
at the end of the day
so cherish your rights
you're going to need 'em
for
Justice
Equality
Fairness and
Freedom

[Vinca]

58. Get well soon.

The insurance company called,
Said they're sorry you were mauled.
But the ICU is expensive,
The plastic surgeon, too.
So, long story short,
FUCK YOU!