Malkin's Pretty Little Hate Club

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Via Firedoglake > Huffingtonpost:

Meet John D'oh: Michelle Malkin is Watching You

"We are coming to a new order of things. There's too much talk been going on in this country. Too many concessions have been made. What the American people need is an iron hand." -- Someone in Frank Capra's Meet John Doe, but Not the Good Guy

Most Americans just rolled over and surrendered when Arab terrorists took over the government and the media, but not Michelle Malkin.
She's fighting back. By starting a club.

All you have to do to join is report everyone you see who seems to be a foreigner. Or who seems to tolerate foreigners. Or who may be thinking foreigner-tolerating thoughts.

It's like the Junior Spies in 1984, only totally fun.

It's called The John Doe Movement and it's got an oath and everything...

More here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/meet-john-doh-michelle-_b_44620.html

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1. There's a video too

Be warned, it's super crappy:

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/03/28/i-am-john-doe/

[TommyO]

5. I'll start!

Michelle Malkin appears to be a foreigner, not only to this country, but quite possibly the entire planet. Who should I call?

[rockymountaindem]

2. Wow, I just love it when people like Malkin speak on behalf of us Jews

I'm sure she and the people in her club really like us as individuals and their including Jews in their little pledge has nothing to do with political pandering :sarcasm:

[EstimatedProphet]

6. You are important to her worldview

After all, you have to be forcibly converted or be killed when Jesus comes back. If you were killed by ignorant rednecks beforehand, Jesus couldn't come back. So you see, she really does have your best interests at heart.

[rockymountaindem]

9. Yeah, I know

It was nice being in high school where people would tell me "Rocky, I think it's so cool you're Jewish. You don't even have to be cool for any other reason for us to be friends!"

Yeah, thanks. We're only friends because we're brown-nosing my religion? Funny how I don't feel that close to you anymore.

And this brings me around to why I always defend Mormons on this board. Why? Because they're secure enough in their beliefs to not treat me like a novelty or go around bashing the fundies behind their backs, and I respect that. Fundies, OTOH, *do* treat Jews like novelties (I could tell you stories, at length) and make it a point to try and convince peeps like me about the "evils" of Mormonism, but they won't say anything to a Mormon's face because that would be un-Christian or something. I guess that "bearing false witness" prohibition doesn't apply when the victim doesn't find out about it :sarcasm:

[madeline_con]

33. Bless her heart. n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Can't we send her back to the Phillipines already?

[DBoon]

8. yes, she is a prime example of an anti-american foreigner

besides, she would be much more comfortable living in a corrupt authoritarian regime

On edit: I really have no problem with foreigners. Really. I *do* think people who lust after authoritarian dictatorships should move to one and stop trying to turn the USA into their private police state

[Deja Q]

34. People who want to be here should be here to help America.

Those who otherwise spit on America while taking our jobs ought to go back to their home countries -- they shouldn't bother to come in the first place.

:shrug:

[Bucky]

16. My America welcomes foreigners. My America loves all races. Your America does, too.

Get with the program, Prophet. Michelle Malkin is evil cause she's an ideological dipshit, not because she's an immigrant.

Please don't play into their topsy-turvy "Liberals are racists" game.

[EstimatedProphet]

24. Whoa. You took it way more seriously than I meant it

I have absolutely no intention of trying to restrict American citizenship. I'm just tired of hearing Malkin. I would like to send her off to the Phillipines precisely because she's an idealogical dipshit, not because she's not from here (actually wasn't she's born here anyway?) because that would take away her soapbox here. Frankly, I'd like to send her off to Antarctica and let her squeal at the penguins, except that penguins have enough problems of their own. Maybe the moon would be better. I think you're assuming a bit trying to claim that I am against immigrants and other races.

[Bucky]

28. I apologize for believing you meant what you wrote

I hope you can understand how, when you write about sending a Filipina back to the Philippines, I would think you were saying that we should send her "back to the Philippines." I don't know how I could have been so careless in my understanding. As you point out, she's not actually from the Philippines (born in Philadelphia, actually).

But she is ethnically Filipina, so obviously I was wrong in believing that there was anything racist in your implication that this American should be shipped "back" to a foriegn country her parents happen to come from just because we don't like her using her "soapbox" in our country (by which I mean yours, mine, and even Michelle's country until she's shipped off). Her political views are objectionable--astoundingly hypocritical, even. I'm sure you hate hypocrites as much as I do. Somewhere along the line I must've stumbled into the mistaken belief that Americans have the right to hold objectionable viewpoints without being told they don't belong in their country of birth anymore.

Thank you for clearing up my misperception that there was anything anti-immigrant in what you said.

[Canuckistanian]

30. Should we "intern" Filipinos as "dangerous insurgents"?

The question must be asked.

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4. Incidentally,

The film Malkin ripped the idea from is Frank Capra's "Meet John Doe" - A story that has nothing to do with turning your neighbor into the authorities. You can watch it online, totally for free at the Internet Archive:

http://www.archive.org/details/meet_john_doe

[Bucky]

18. Book marking that John Doe movie!

We're studying Frank Capra in my American history class this week. I'm gonna have the kids watch this Tuesday.

Mega thanks!

[Bluebear]

7. She needs medication, truly.

Something is severely wrong with her. What normal person writes like that?

[yardwork]

10. She is filled with self-loathing

I don't understand it. Some major mental health pathology at work with Malkin.

[XanaDUer]

11. Hmmm, Malkin looks foreign to me...

nt.

[Bucky]

17. Sadly, she is as American as apple pie.

She's got the same IQ as an apple pie, too, by the way.

[TommyO]

29. But the point, according to the article is, she "looks" foreign.

She needs to be reported, immediately.

[brentspeak]

12. If you ignore them, they will go away

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13. And if you shine a light on them

You see them for what they are. ;)

[Bucky]

14. I think we should all join this club and start reporting in on Republicans we know

Seriously, if I was an Islamofascist hiding out in moderate clothing looking for a chance to subjegate America to sharia law, I'd totally disguise myself as a right wing Republican. That way it wouldn't look so suspicious if I slipped and accidently said something hateful about American society. So the first place to look for these lurking terrorists is in Republican party circles.

The only patriotic thing to do is to sign up for the John Doe society and start reporting all suspicious activities we see from Republican officials. And it's not like we're going to be reporting stuff to the police or anything, because they're all constrained by that sissypants Bill of Rights. No, we'll be reporting our suspicions directly to the American people, thru Michelle Malkin, aka John Doe Junior.

[blogslut]

15. John Doe is the catch phrase

Look for it at a mall near you!

[MN ChimpH8R]

19. Frank Capra, one of whose films she is invoking

was the ultimate grass-roots populist among film makers. Malkin obviously has no clue of the context and no sense of irony whatsoever.

"Most Americans just rolled over and surrendered when Arab terrorists took over the government and the media, but not Michelle Malkin."
She is totally unhinged batshit crazy. :wtf::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[rusty charly]

20. i'll bet she's rolled over once or twice...

[MN ChimpH8R]

23. I suspect that dear Michelle has worked in at least

one massage parlor. :evilgrin:

[DBoon]

21. you mean like this "Arab terrorist"?

I mean the terrorist on the left side of the picture. He is obviously in league with the Arabs and busy destroying the American economy to serve his masters. I hear he has completely taken over one branch of the US federal government and wants to take over the other two.

Obviously a very dangerous man who should be locked up for anti-american crimes.

Should I report him to Michelle Malkin's web site?

[Mz Pip]

22. I must have been at lunch

when the Arab terrorist took over the government and the media. Someone better tell Fox Noise they've been taken over by Arab terrorists.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Jade Fox]

25. I'll only join the club if....

membership includes a propeller beanie and a T-shirt emblazoned with this picture of Michelle:

[Hamlette]

26. My favorite line from the article:

Stirring words. It's like Pat Benatar wrote Braveheart. And it can obviously leave us with only one question: Is there something stronger than Ritalin?

I laughed out loud when I read this a day or two ago.

[blogslut]

27. Did you see their video?

Michelle isn't just a star hater/pundit/blogger...she's an airline steward too!

[treestar]

31. Report them to who?

The INS? What morans!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. Me me me ooooh me me me ooooh report me

please?

If your making an enemies list, and they're YOUR enemies, I want to be page one on it.

You're a straw hat, Malkin. Useless when it really rains.