Rush Limbaugh begins slapping himself on-air to simulate torture....

[Postman]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/17/rush-limbaugh-begins-slap_n_188388.html

Hey Rush, I heard they masterbated also.......should we prepare to hear you jack-off on-air?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Will he slam his own head into a wall?

Will he stay awake for 11 straight days? Will he waterboard himself?

Actually, I'd be happy to help him with his "demonstrations."

[aquart]

15. Had my head slammed into a wall.

Scared me quite severely.

[Xipe Totec]

2. Hey, Rush, they also didn't have Oxycontin available

let's see how long you can last without it....

[Initech]

3. Rush should try waterboarding himself.

[Bobbieo]

6. Rush - Stick your head in a bucket of water and breathe. That should do it!!!!

[ProgressiveFool]

13. it would probably be an improvement - he looks like he needs to bathe /nt

[Richard D]

4. He should let someone else slap him

on the air. A (democratic) marine for example. Someone who loves their country.
Hell, I'd even volunteer to do it as long as I could wear gloves. Those little prissy arsed slaps he did wouldn't have killed a mosquito.

[KayLaw]

5. Big surprise.

That's why the rest needs to be revealed. Let them make fun of the sodomizing of little boys and murder.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. He can't go a day without being a complete buffoon.

[tekisui]

8. Let me know when they waterboard him.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. It must've sounded like a pizza paddle whacking a mountain of soft shit.

Right?

[AnneD]

10. Damn-there's never a cattle prod around when you need it....

:rofl:

[omega minimo]

11. with one hand? he always does that.

:wow:

[loyalkydem]

12. I thought

he was going to slap himself just to get a hard on

[Laelth]

14. Is he really defending torture?

If so, I say let him, and keep reminding everyone that he's the de-facto head of the Republican Party. They continue to dig their own graves. Let's not interrupt our enemy when he is making a mistake.

:dem:

-Laelth