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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:11 PM
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Man arrested for assaulting officer's horse with 5' inflatable penis
Officers were patrolling the Old Town area on horseback at about 1:20 a.m. when they came across a large group of women in their early- to mid-20s who had been celebrating at a bachelorette party, police said.

Also in the group was a 24-year-old man, a brother to one of the women at the party. He was carrying a 5-foot-long inflatable penis, police said.

"While he was joking around with this toy, he launched this large toy toward one of our officers, who was on horseback," police spokesman Gordon Bassham said.

The toy struck the officer's horse, causing the horse to get spooked, he said.

Police arrested the man, of Eastborough, on suspicion of battery of a law enforcement officer, in this case, the horse.

A woman, upset at the arrest, grabbed the arresting officer's arm, police said. She too was arrested.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1101...
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:13 PM
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1. file this under "News of the Weird"
real life is funnier and more bizarre than anything a professional comic could think up.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:14 PM
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3. We need a Weird News forum
:rofl:
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FormerDittoHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 05:11 PM
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28. What I want to know is WHERE DID THE HORSE GET THAT 5 FOOT PLASTIC PENIS?
Myself, I wouldn't attack the horse, but if I saw a horse with a 5 foot plastic penis I'd probably run!

:sarcasm:

PS for joke historians: I'll never figure out how the bear got into my pajamas!
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luvspeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:13 PM
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2. good.
Five FEET! That horse did not know what hit it.
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LeftinOH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:15 PM
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4. Where does one get a 5' inflatable dong? Spencer Gifts?
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:16 PM
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5. Five inches on a horse?That's not assaulting, that's insulting.
Edited on Mon Mar-23-09 04:18 PM by panader0
Edit to say: oops, thought it was inches..............
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Cirque du So-What Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:19 PM
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11. Ummm...that's five FEET - not five inches
I can see where a five-foot schlong would be intimidating to even the most well-hung of stallions.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:21 PM
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13. ?
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:16 PM
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6. What a dick!
sorry.
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Raskolnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:16 PM
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7. It takes a pretty big dick to mess with a police horse. n/t
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:17 PM
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8. It's not very 'hard' to get arrested these days...
You swing one five-foot long penis the wrong way--and you're toast!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:25 PM
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14. Seriously
:rofl:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:17 PM
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9. He's lucky the horse didn't return the favor...
:rofl:
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:18 PM
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10. This is like Monty Python meets A Clockwork Orange
or something
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:25 PM
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15. "So I clopped the millicent-horse on the gulliver with a
5 foot inflated panhandle..."
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 09:58 PM
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31. A Clockwork Horse?
:rofl:
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:19 PM
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12. They are saying that a horse has the same rights as a human being.
That's fucked up.
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Raskolnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:25 PM
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16. When it comes to police dogs and horses, that's how it goes.
They don't have the same "rights" as humans, but if you assault a police dog or horse, you're going to be in some serious trouble.
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Kitty Herder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:27 PM
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18. I think they're saying that he put the officer in danger.
If you spook a horse, you put its rider in danger.
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Raskolnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:39 PM
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21. Often, assaulting a police dog or horse is the same as assaulting an "officer."
I'm not looking at the charging document in question here, but that isn't unusual.
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Kitty Herder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:42 PM
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24. So if someone killed a police horse or dog, would they be charged with murder?
I'm not familiar with the laws on this.
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Raskolnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 05:03 PM
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26. Again, I'm not looking at the statute(s), but I don't think it extends to that degree
"Murder" and "manslaugter" are applicable only to humans by definition, but the assault charges can be broadened by the definition of "officer," I believe.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:27 PM
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17. I would insist on a jury trial, and...
make sure the cop testifies.

(And have the 5 foot wang introduced into evidence)

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my2sense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:32 PM
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19. Yes - that would be hilarious
Thats one jury I'd love to sit on.
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Spike89 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:36 PM
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20. Hung Jury? n/t
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:39 PM
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22. YOU!!!!!!!!!!
GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!1

------------------------------------------------------>

I'll be up to beat you later ................................
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spoony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:43 PM
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25. NICE!
:rofl:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 09:59 PM
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32. DUZY Alert!
:rofl:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:40 PM
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23. Why was Rush Limbaugh at this party? Oh yea, that's a 5'11" uninflatable dick!
Oddly though, he's still full of hot air!
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 10:00 PM
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33. You're connecting Lush with the wrong part of the story

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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 05:07 PM
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27. This thread is useless without pictures. . . . . . . n/t
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 09:24 PM
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29. LOL!
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 09:57 PM
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30. Oh come on now, who hasn't done that?
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 10:03 PM
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34. Come'on. Cheney's more than five feet tall!
Oh. That kind of Dick......






................................................................never mind.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 04:09 AM
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35. LOL
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