DU, we are so busted!

[JeffR]

Just found this on the internetz. Sorry, no link, but you can probably guess...

"DU is the apitamy of fantasy and lunatic conspiracy!"

Fold up the tents, everyone. It's over.

[ThomCat]

1. LOL! Okay.

Let's all go home now.

[Donnachaidh]

2. "apitamy"?

I think I know that freeper

[Jackpine Radical]

60. Allah pityoo ifn yool

apitamy

[mzmolly]

72. It's ah-pity-me right?

[Cha]

113. REd Flag!

"Series!" "It's Hugh!" "Get a brain Moran!"

Fookin' Ay hilarious.

[radfringe]

136. casting asparagrass again? n/t

[Debi]

3. I'm sick of your Stickley lies, series!!1111!!! n/t

[wake.up.america]

142. Well, my English is not the best, but I laughed, as well.

[ClusterFreak]

4. I feel like such a moran!

[paparush]

5. Apitamy Morans!!!!!!!!!!!

[uppityperson]

6. spell check, please. Esp if you are trying to sound like and intellectual.

[Richard Steele]

Damn, they found out about the apitamy? We are so screwn!

[catmandu57]

16. Yep, we're so screwn

and i haven't even got my secret decoder ring yet.

[NewJeffCT]

29. And even before we implemented the next phase of Project X

I feel like a moran for being busted like this.

[Richard Steele]

48. And y'all laughed at my secret getaway plan. Doesn't seem so crazy NOW, does it?

"Driver- to the DickCave, and step on it! Muahahaha!"

[smoogatz]

82. Hey, I didn't know Limbaugh played piano--

you learn something new (and unpleasant) every day.

[Donnachaidh]

89. he needs to wax that back crack

the one that he sits on

and his back

The shoulders could use wax too

ewwwww

[krispos42]

138. Hell, wax all the cracks n/t

[CrazyOrangeCat]

111. Oh. My. God.

[Richard Steele]

116. What can I say? I love the wind in my hair.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

118. Maybe you're onto something . . .

I've played piano for forty years, and I NEVER thought to play in the nude.

In a side-car.

Going down the road.

This summer . . . I will be FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Richard Steele]

130. Well, I really won't take credit...

Seriously, I won't. You can't make me!

"CrazyOrange WHO, now? Sorry, that doesn't ring a bell, Officers...
No, I don't know why he would have given you my name."

[CrazyOrangeCat]

134. !

[krispos42]

137. Why does Rove cut out the insides of his pants pockets?

So he can run his fingers through his hair!

[blondeatlast]

7. Damn--and now Agent Mike is unemployed. Couldn't come at a worse time, what

with the house-flipping side trade he got in on.

Sorry, AM, really. It was good knowing ya.

[yardwork]

8. Looks like we invented a new word, guys!

This is hughLLLLLLLL

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

9. Dear Lord, these freepers really didn't inherit the "spelling" gene

did they?

Apitamy, that is so pathetic. Obviously they don't even know how to use a dictionary or spell check...

[krispos42]

139. Yeah, they definately lack the spelling 'jean' rofl

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. "Apitamy the fool who believes conspiracies!"

[Wickerman]

11. Damn, another word for the Lexicon.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

25. Apitamy fool.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

43. Ha!!!

indeed . . .

[City Lights]

12. Out of the mouths of morans...

I needed a good laugh!

[Rex]

13. THIS IS HUGH!!!11111

nt

[dsweet]

14. I'm certain our learned freeper

Actually meant a portmanteau of apotheosis and epitome

[annabanana]

109. (nice one) and Welcome to DU

We have a lot of fun here.

[dsweet]

115. Thanks! n/a

[eridani]

132. WTF is portmanteau?

You nucking futz cheese-eating surrender monkey! Damn snotty elitists always casting asparagus.

[treestar]

15. Casting asparagus on us again? I'm series!! They are morans!

[formercia]

24. Smart kid

too bad he can't get away.

[treestar]

119. He is the wisest baby in Amurka!

And Chimpy is so clueless!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

74. their series!

DU is so screwn

[redqueen]

17. *sigh*

You know, I try not to harp on their overwhelming tendency to not be able to spell or use words properly or punctuate or any of that... because really, there are intelligent people who are actually capable of critical thinking who have trouble with that sort of thing... but honestly.

These people are blindingly ignorant. Willfully ignorant. Stupid beyond any reasonable explanation. So in their case, it's perfectly reasonable to point and laugh, I think.

SO stubbornly idiotic... I wish they'd all grow the hell up already.

[MindPilot]

27. And they seem to actually be PROUD of their ignorance.

If you haven't seen the movie "Idiocracy", I highly recommend it.

[redqueen]

28. hah, I've seen it, sadly...

It *IS* fiction, right?

I thought so at first... but I can't be sure... more and more often I find myself wondering hmmmmmm...

[MindPilot]

46. You crave electrolytes; yer shit's all retarded.

I think it was filmed on location in Fresno.

[Cabcere]

75. Isn't that the movie

that's been playing live at the White House for the past six years?

[blondeatlast]

18. Apitamy self for ever coming hear. nt

[tbyg52]

107. Okay, I'll applaud...

GROAN.....!

[blondeatlast]

120. Thank ya-- I was rather proud of it myself... nt

[tbyg52]

125. You didn't get my best applause

only because it's hard to convey dead silence followed by fleeing with nose held on a message board....

(Do you by any chance get the Spider Robinson reference...?)

[DFW]

19. "apitamy"

"apitamy!"

Typical freeper howl of pain when one of their pit bulls turns on them.

Also known to have been yelled by freepers biting into peaches, apparently unaware of what is inside a peach.

[MindPilot]

54. Best post of the thread!!

I admit it took about three read-throughs before the peach reference hit me. It was well worth the wait.

[DFW]

144. Thanky son!

Being a Southerner myself, I just looked in my trusty dickshunary.........

[WiseButAngrySara]

57. LOL!

[TlalocW]

20. I wonder if he had an "apiphany" to arrive at that

Or if it was more of a gradual relization.

TlalocW

[xchrom]

21. i've never been an apitamy before.

[ClayZ]

22. Lunatics, eh?

The Dark Side of the Moon
Eclipse

All that you touch and all that you see
all that you taste, all you feel
and all that you love and all that you hate
all you distrust, all you save
and all that you give and all that you deal
and all that you buy, beg, borrow or steal
and all you create and all you destroy
and all that you do and all that you say
and all that you eat and everyone you meet
and all that you slight and everyone you fight
and all that is now and all that is gone
and all that's to come and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon

[Wilber_Stool]

23. A little respect please.

I'll have you no he rights four Consevapidia.

[rkc3]

38. Can we post a definition for apitamy in Conservapedia?

[in_cog_ni_to]

26. "apitamy" ?????? Spell check's your friend.

Too bad they're too stupid to figure out how to use it.

[Cobalt Violet]

30. Does that mean I can take this tin foil hat off now?

[TahitiNut]

31. Sounds like a reichtard with CSPAN's WJ on speed-dial.

[stanwyck]

63. Loved the female caller this morning

(she calls every month). "I jus LUV George W. Bush. He's doin' a GREAT job. And the Democrats are jus the worst people in thuh world!"
Never any specifics with the Bush-lovers. Just.."I LUV George W. Bush."

[TahitiNut]

71. She's a charter member of the SLBD.

(Society of Living Brain Donors) ... a testimony to the versatility of the brainstem in autonomic processes.

[volstork]

147. We used to call them

"stemmers" in college-- no higher cortical function

[TZ]

32. oh I think I have seen this awful speller elsewhere

on other sites- like a site for biotech professionals there was a really ignorant post with truly awful spelling and it stood out in a crowd there, believe me. Probably the same moran!

[Hubert Flottz]

33. Well-a Pawn My "Honer"

Or is that Hohner?

[walldude]

34. The apitamy? Are you series? This is Hugh!!

We're all doomed to suffer an ignominious defeat at the hands of a freeper with a 4th grade vocabulary..

[Cabcere]

77. Oh, please.

That's quite insulting to fourth-graders! I would say maybe a four-year-old vocabulary would be more reasonable, but honestly...well. I'll just let these morans speak for themselves.

[WilliamPitt]

35. Apitamy asparagus hugh moran series pzzzcheeezzz!!11

[Spazito]

36. Oh deer, we're screwn know!

Being the apitamy of anythingh is sew hugh!!111!!

I think im just gonna eat a peace of cake after diner for my desert, sigh.

[Turbineguy]

37. We're having apitamy sandwiches

for lunch right now! YUM. With mustard too.

[slowry]

39. Walla!

For all intensive purposes, that quote is antidotal evidence of how much intelligenter they are than us.

Its true; except it and move on, morans! You loose! Now, I'm suppose to be, somewhere, so I need to grab a, change of, clothes from my chester drawers. Pease out.

edit: fixed grammer and mispellings.

[yardwork]

45. That is brilliant! You captured their entire syntax!!

[helderheid]

67. WALLA!

[qanda]

148. That's just not right

You owe me a new keyboard!

[Hippo_Tron]

40. I bet that guy wants to make English the national language, too

The ireny...

[krispos42]

141. No, he wants to make 'American" the official national language

[mrreowwr_kittty]

41. Apitamy - Does this mean we lack pitamy?

What is it and where can we get some?

[dsweet]

51. Googling pitamy is fruitful as well

"You are the pitamy of uselessness. It's "epitome", you moron. The only thing you're subverting, apparently, is spelling."

"You are the pitamy of uselessness. I had a pitamy in a peachamy once"

This has a bawdy double meaning:

"oh yes Sexorcist you are the pitamy of my wet dreams every night"

edit: speeling

[mrreowwr_kittty]

102. "I had a pitamy in my peachamy once"

ROFLMAO!!!!

[chaska]

42. OH, THE MORANITY!!!

[Cabcere]

79. Hahahaha

As long as it's not "More Hannity," I'm good. (Now there's a scary thought... )

[EFerrari]

44. More casting of asparagus.

[Kurovski]

55. Wait! "apitamy" is a real word!

It refers to one Amelia Goodwife, a valorous nurse in the Battle of Appomattox who took it upon herself to teach illiterate soldiers to read, write and SPELL.

[EFerrari]

92. LOL!

[merh]

87. I've got a whole army of asparagus cast!

[EFerrari]

133. LOL!

[PATRICK]

47. Free Republic Spel Chek Injun

In inspecting thier software it appears to me that the psell checker they utilize is self correcting for any word they type in. This is an affirmative action uzer friendly format designed to sustain their self esteam. Naturally it gets a little clunky and fluid, but eventually a group consenses evolves(on edit: devolves) and a fairly stable dictionary is created. This written alternative, a new dialect compaired to standard Englush, reminiscent of olde Puritan libertys, however stands out starkly when used in other forums and internetz.

In attempting to write this peace, a hybrid version I was trying to devolop so we could mutuallie kommunicate has gone absolootly heighwire, highwire, hay!

[malaise]

49. I hope someone is starting a freeper

freeptionary - apitamy

[Cabcere]

78. Shouldn't that be

freep-shun-airy?

[malaise]

100. LOL

Good one - I'll shun it

[Kurovski]

50. It's because we have no "morels", isn't it?

Where'd you find this Jeff? I just CAN'T imagine who would be stating their case so well.

[JeffR]

52. Beleaf it ore naut

it wasn't FR. The poster is what you might describe as a creeper, rather than a freeper.

[BuyingThyme]

53. No president would lie this country into war.

[Richard D]

56. That's just a majer . . .

. . . ephiphony if I've ever sawn one!

[blondeatlast]

59. That's "seed." Spel chek is our fiend. Shesh.

[Richard D]

73. Your rite!

My mistook. I'll ad that to my spel chezk dicktionery.

[volstork]

58. "lunatic conspiracy"

I guess they think we are anti-moon. BTW, when ARE we going to bomb the moon? I'm tired of that light shining in my window every night!

[stanwyck]

61. I actually like being the epitome of fantasy

makes me feel sexy.

[InvisibleTouch]

62. Eek! They're casting asparagus at us again!! n/t

[Forkboy]

64. They're so cute when they're young.

[hootinholler]

65. The epi-tome of excelence!

Another good one.

-Hoot

[helderheid]

66. SHIT! They broke the code!!

[Arkansas Granny]

68. Apitamy! Oooooh! I've never been called one of those before.

They certainly do have a way with words.

[Morgana LaFey]

108. Yeah, I'm thinkin' I definitely need a tee-shirt

It would be SURE to turn heads, dontcha think?

[ET Awful]

69. Damn, they're on to us, we're really screwn now

[progressoid]

70. Dang, the doctor said if I keep taking my meds, that those apitamies would go away...

what gives?

[0rganism]

76. clearly a product of the freepers' Great Breading Stock!

Yet another child gets left behind...

[GoneOffShore]

80. When oh when is someone going to compile a

Freeper lexicon?

Almost weekly, when we think that they can sink no lower or mangle the English language more than they have already, new idiocy shows up to prove us wrong.

Apitamy?

[eppur_se_muova]

95. A project for the Research Forum! :)

[troubleinwinter]

81. Leave the guy alone.....

He has enough on is plate....



without having to try to figure out how to use spell-check or a dictionary. Geez.

Besides, his girlfriend is evidently seeing someone new.

[Kurovski]

99. You're right...

we should have more compashun.

[ms liberty]

83. How dare they cast asparagus at us? n/t

[JuniperLea]

84. Drat! Drat! Double Drat!

Theirs anuther werd I kneed to lurn to spel... WRONG!

apitamy... a pit a my...


Ok, that is the epitome of stupidity!

[Hekate]

85. >snrk< You guys made me laugh so hard.As for conspiracies: you can't make this Bush stuff up!

I wish it really was just a dark fantasy.

Thanks, DUers, for the laugh.

Hekate

[Lugnut]

86. What a pitamy

Let's have a pitamy party.

[JeffR]

88. ACTUAL SCREEN CAP - in case they scrub the post...

The boxed quote is from one of my lovely wife's DU rants.

[IronLionZion]

90. Is that like the opposite of "epitome"?

Damn, they finally caught on! Every forum participant needs to use Firefox. It has a built-in spell check function. Also dictionary.com is a good free resource that freepers don't use enough.

[Vinca]

91. Wow! Thares a moran borne evry minit! nt

[orleans]

93. those freeps are so screwnd up! they can go flock off!

(and i see rushie, and annie, and seanie, and glennie, and michelleie, and etc.)

[DefenseLawyer]

94. I just love the clueless people

than invariably miss the joke. "Um, I think you mean morON" or "You fool, the Germans DID NOT bomb Pearl Harbor!"

[eppur_se_muova]

96. We are the hate-filleg enmeies of freedom, and proud of it!

Because no one knows what those words mean, anyway.

[chknltl]

97. Apitamy? Oh hell not that stuff again!!!!!

I once knew a gal who came down with a terrible case of apitamy... had to toss her computer!

[guitar man]

98. OMG this is hugh!!!

we're screwn, SCREWN I tell you!!

[peacefreak]

101. Dam, hoo toll?

I feal lik sucht a looser.

[cassiepriam]

103. Are any of these people normal IQ level?

[Gregorian]

104. I'm conspiring for liberty and justice for all!

And you know that can't be right.

[spanone]

105. Nailed to the wall. Once you've exposed your apitamy you're screwn.

[jakem]

106. what a maroon. what a nincompoop. what an inuranus. nt

[flying rabbit]

110. Don't get your patties in a wade!

Sheesh peple we are betternat) I am / weell we arnt screwn tall. See we gots a plan

[ThatsMyBarack]

126. Aw man, ya beat me to it!

Welcome to DU, flying rabbit!

[flying rabbit]

127. thanks!

[LSK]

112. DO YOU MEAN THE MOTHERSHIP IS NOT COMING NEXT SUNDAY?????

[Justice Is Comin]

114. Did you see

the "offence" ?

First sentence out of the gate.

They're neck and neck coming down the stretch...moran and stupidty...moran, stupidity.... and it's stupidity by a nose.

[entanglement]

117. We are glutens for punishment, seriesly!!

Of course you know the source

[ComerPerro]

121. They won't say that after we complete Gamma Phase of Operation Omega Six

[bklyncowgirl]

122. Shhhh you know we're not supposed to talk about that.