Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

If Limpball was not high, then I'm not a Democrat....

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU
 
HardWorkingDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:02 AM
Original message
If Limpball was not high, then I'm not a Democrat....
Just saw a clip from the conservative convention where Limpball was a speaker - someone needs to give that man a urinalysis...if he was not high, then I'm not a Democrat.

All the classic signs of someone stoned out of their gourds...excessive sweating, erratic behavior, kept rubbing his nose, jittery as hell....
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:07 AM
Response to Original message
1. That's EXACTLY what I thought......
I saw just a few minutes, and his speech pattern was definitely drugged. Coke is my guess, although, given how much weight he supposedly gained recently, he could be doing "diet pills." That's what it looked like to me.

Didn't he lose a huge amount of weight some years back? And now he's gained it all back. I figured he'd had gastric bypass surgery. Once I thought you couldn't gain weight again after that procedure, but I found out that a person can go back to eating like before the surgery, and the downsized stomach will stretch to accommodate greater amounts of food so that they can get big and fat all over again.

That's my best guess.

Plus, he spoke for ninety minutes. That's a hell of a long speech, but isn't his radio show long? So he's used to endless monologues.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Fire_Medic_Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:12 AM
Response to Reply #1
2. I work with a guy who had gastric bypass, he's gained it almost all back.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:57 AM
Response to Reply #2
6. What's his name, black guy on American idol, has gained it back.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Fire_Medic_Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 02:01 AM
Response to Reply #6
7. I don't know I don't watch American Idol.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 02:11 AM
Response to Reply #7
8. One of the 3 judges, had gastric, lost a ton of weight, gained it back
Just an example.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:05 AM
Response to Reply #6
10. Reuben Studdard or LaToya Jackson? n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:52 AM
Response to Reply #1
5. When Rush Limbaugh was arrested for drugs
he was very slim.
As soon as he (allegedly) stopped eating oxycontin, he started getting huge.

I'm presuming that hillbilly heroin keeps one svelt.






My sister is a hospital RN. Do you know what they call Vicodin, where she works? Dittos!
Do you know what they call Oxycontin? Mega-Dittos
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ezgoingrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:20 AM
Response to Reply #5
12. Now that's funny!
LOL
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
GiveMeFreedom Donating Member (445 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:32 AM
Response to Reply #5
13. Love it
"My sister is a hospital RN. Do you know what they call Vicodin, where she works? Dittos!
Do you know what they call Oxycontin? Mega-Dittos" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:44 AM
Response to Original message
3. Missed it
Would like to see it.
Can you point me to a link?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Judi Lynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:18 AM
Response to Reply #3
11. I looked for a link. Here's part #1 of his C PAC speech, and others are there, as well.
Edited on Tue Mar-03-09 03:18 AM by Judi Lynn
I was curious, too, about his mannerisms. It's damned creepy. Completely repulsive failed human being. After he gets in his rhythm, after a few minutes, all the weird things mentioned here started manifesting.

His audience sounds similar to the riff-raff who followed Pain around. What a buncha losers.

Part One:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qtvtBGWgBc

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 01:47 AM
Response to Original message
4. He's always high
and Boner's always drunk. A fine Party of Family Values.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Oilwellian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 02:52 AM
Response to Original message
9. I'm doing a mashup of those quirky little moves
Hope to have it done by tomorrow sometime. You're not going to believe what I've captured. It's the freakiest
damn facial expressions I've ever seen in my life. At one point, he sticks his tongue out, wags it, and his eyes
are bulging. He was high as a kite. :D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
GiveMeFreedom Donating Member (445 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:36 AM
Response to Reply #9
14. LOL
I don't know if it's possible, can you morph some of his shit and use a picture of Jaba the Hut type thingy?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
deacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 07:24 AM
Response to Reply #9
15. LoL! n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Sat Sep 20th 2014, 05:41 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC