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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 03:42 PM
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From the end credits of "Two and a Half Men" and "Big Bang Theory"
http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=240

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #240
A wise man once told me that we are all God in drag. I like that. Sometimes when I'm in a public place or sitting at a stop light, I'll watch people walking by and I'll silently say to myself, "He's God. She's God. He's God. She's God." Before long I always find myself feeling a warm sense of affinity for these strangers. The experience is even more powerful when I do this while observing a person who is clearly suffering. On occasion I'll test my little spiritual practice by turning on Fox News. Within minutes I become an atheist.


:rofl:

and here's a good one too:

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #239

TO DO LIST

Live to see a highly educated, deeply thoughtful, articulate, cool, biracial President who is not overly crippled by childhood wounds and capable, in no particular order, of freeing the nation of its oil dependence, restoring its international standing, creating universal health care, resurrecting the economy, ending two wars, rebuilding the public education system, finally bringing about an end to the mindlessness of racism, encouraging science and technology, firmly addressing environmental issues and global warming, and uniting the nation - and the world - in a giant cultural, tipping point leap forward.

Meet super-intelligent aliens who disarm the entire planet, cure every disease and take us all for rides across the galaxy.

Play a round of par golf.

Trade solos with Eric Clapton.

Win an Emmy.

Get married, stay married.

One down, five to go.
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 03:44 PM
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1. I LOVE The Big Bang Theory. I'm sorry, but I'm such a nerd
Last night's show was just too hilareous for me.

Thanks for posting that, I see that quick flash of text and wondered what it was (just not enough to pause it and actually read it, though)
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Betsy Ross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 03:51 PM
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4. We too enjoyed Big Bang so much last night.
Great execution of great writing.
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:05 PM
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7. I missed it because it came on at 9:30pm.
We were watching the wonderful Johnny Cash on TNT movie with super handsome Phoenix and totally forgot about it.

We love The Big Bang.
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4lbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 04:22 AM
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11. Last night's "Big Bang Theory" had actress Christine Baranski playing
Leonard's neuroscientist psychoanalytical mother. Think of her as a mature female version of his OCD roommate Sheldon.

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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:07 AM
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18. Rats....I'll have to catch it on the rerun.
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:42 PM
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20. She was just hysterical.....
"If you want to have intercourse with that girl, find out what cologne her father wears."

:rofl:
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4lbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:55 PM
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22. Yeah, based on their respective personalities, it seems the cosmic powers that be should have
switched families for Sheldon and Leonard. :D
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:12 PM
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8. It sure was really funny...
It's a great show, one of the best comedy's since Two and a half men...
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 04:12 AM
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10. Chuck Lorre started doing these "vanity cards" at the end credits of "Dharma and Greg"
The whole gallery of them is at the link, including many that were censored by the networks. I LOVE Big Bang Theory as well. Just bought season 1 on dvd because I missed quite a few. Their rendition of Journey's "Any Way You Want It" must have Steve Perry rolling over in his grave, and he's not even dead yet.
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:21 AM
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13. We love it, too
"its a Saturnalia miracle!"
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:24 AM
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14. I wish they would lighten up on the laugh track...
The writing is brilliant, but the laugh track screws the timing up.

-Hoot
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 03:46 PM
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2. Mr. Lorre's vanity cards are awesome. First saw them on Dharma & Greg
I don't watch much TV so I didn't know if he had new shows on the air. So thanks for the heads up & the link.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 03:49 PM
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3. wow...maybe i should start paying attention to the closing credits
never knew this was being done...i'm the type who always turns the channel before the credit scroll
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hileeopnyn8d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 03:59 PM
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5. you can find them
all here: http://www.chucklorre.com /

Much easier to read that way.
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Lisa0825 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:42 PM
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21. It goes by REALLY fast. Blink and you'll miss it! nt
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:00 PM
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6. This is so unique, I think it deserves a K&R for everyone to see.
:hi:
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-10-09 04:36 PM
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9. Very good.
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seaglass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 05:56 AM
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12. Thanks for posting this and kicking so others can enjoy. I love
Big Bang btw but missed it this week. :-(
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:39 PM
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19. OMG! You missed a classic.
We meet Leonard's mom, played by Christine Baranski. Leonard and Penny juuuuuust about get their freak on. Leonard's mom is such a cold, unloving person that Sheldon is smitten.

And Sheldon and Len's mom do the WORST Rock Band rendition of "Any Way You Want It".


Catch it on the rerun. :)
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:32 AM
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15. That is hilarious
Never noticed them...

Watched both at a friend's place and lmao. I don't watch much TV these days but my friend does. I have always loved Two and a Half Men and now Big Bang - which was hilarious this week.

# 239 is ironic as my friend, who will make jokes about anybody and often throws out slurs, kept hushing me while Obama was on. "Have you ever known any politician to just come out there and tell it straight like that?"

After the Pres was done, he said, "No, Thank you" to Obama (Obama had said thank you to the press.) He voted for him, very conservative Democrat, and he appears to truly admire the new Pres.

I'll have to pass this discovery along...
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 07:20 AM
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16. I thought this one was intriquing. And it's one of the few
I could actually read as it went by:

http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=236

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #236


Starting 2009 with a bang!

CENSORED

As always, you know where to look.

<< >>
1st Aired: 12 January 2009
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 08:18 AM
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17. These ar GREAT!! Thanks so much..I'llbe busy and giggling for hours. n/t
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Numba6 Donating Member (355 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 09:01 PM
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23. luv it -- never saw'em
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