Obama orders toast points for breakfast, GOP outraged.

[Philosoraptor]

Obama showers daily, GOP outraged.

[taterguy]

1. I'm outraged that he wastes that much water

[NutmegYankee]

13. Remind me not to stand close to you

[taterguy]

17. How dare you accuse me of having body odor?

That's outrageous

[NutmegYankee]

22. So you're still outraged?

[taterguy]

25. Now I'm inraged

[elleng]

2. and prolly more than once,

if he works out/plays b'ball!!!

[PaulRevere08]

14. Or if he meets with Republican leaders in congress.

[Lasher]

3. Hannity says it's FRENCH toast.

He should be eating freedom toast like a real Commander in Chief.

[leftofcool]

4. Wait until he takes a well deserved break

and runs off to the nearest University to play BBall with the boys. Repukes will go ballistic.

[treestar]

15. "He's playing basketball while the country burns."

Hell there were DUers criticizing him for playing golf before the inauguration!

[Philosoraptor]

5. Bob Barr writing up articles of impeachment.

Barr: "Imagine someone ordering toast points in a time of crisis", "this is not what our founding fathers had in mind for breakfast"

[jedr]

8. It was said the the image of Osama

could be seen on the toast ( if you held it at a certain angle and squinted your left eye), or it may have been the Virgin Mary, experts will examine the toast today. Ken Starr is to head a committee to investigate further.

[RC]

6. The repugs want to impeach Obama for fisting now.

It was reported on Fox News.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE

[OneBlueSky]

11. see? . . . we told you . . . it's that gay influence! . . .

pretty soon everyone will be fisting! . . . how will we explain it when the kids start asking "Mom, what's fisting?" . . .

Clinton got junior high kinds into oral sex by saying that, well, it wasn't sex . . . and this is w-a-a-a-a-y worse than any cigar! . . .

I say we impeach him NOW -- before this gets out of hand . . .

[durablend]

18. Can't impeach him

Since he's not president (according to "them"). His screwing up the oath means McCain is the "real" president (and do-overs don't count either)

[OneBlueSky]

28. well . . . then at least take away his key to the executive washroom . . . n/t

[KharmaTrain]

7. Is Faux Noise Demanding To Examine Stools???

The truth of the past 8 years begins to become expose...America Outraged!!

[Turbineguy]

9. It's a good thing we have the Press

to ask the tough questions that need asking.

I relly don't need to add a sarcasm smiley for this do I?

[taterguy]

10. You don't need a smiley but you need to learn to spell

[n2doc]

12. Limbaugh: "See! HE's (eating) TOAST!

Onwards to victory!

[riverdeep]

16. It's in the neighborhood of a 30 to 1 ratio.

The egregiousness of a Dem's follies only have to be 1/30th as strong as a Repub's to qualify for Pub scorn. So, they can start a war without reason, destroy the Justice Dept. etc. and it barely registers, while if we present someone for a post that didn't pay his taxes, it's EXACTLY equivalent.

[Skittles]

19. let's hope he eats toast every fucking day

yes INDEED

[WolverineDG]

20. Oh, someone on DU will say this means he's not liberal enough for them

in 5...4....3....2....



dg

[Bluenorthwest]

21. IN reality

it just means someone will claim that another will say he's not libeal enough. No one will say it, but that will not stop those who make stuff up and ascribe it to others.
Many say that posting an opinion saying 'others will say this' is just a round about way of making that opinion visable. When no one actually says such a thing, the meme is advanced by tactis like yours.

Many say that. Many is more than someone, so I win!

[WolverineDG]

23. sorry, I've seen too many "he's not liberal enough for me" posts

one even showed up on Inauguration Day.

Bye bye

dg

[Le Taz Hot]

26. Nailed it!

Like this pre-emtptive "tactic" would shut up us Progressives anyway. I just love being misunderestimated.

Edited for speeling.

[Philosoraptor]

24. ............

[Hubert Flottz]

27. Deer Outraged,

Get over it!