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"Barack and Michelle...do a lot of touching, kissing, and even fisting with each other."

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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 02:56 PM
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"Barack and Michelle...do a lot of touching, kissing, and even fisting with each other."
Detroit Channel 2 Fox's "Love Doctor" apparently has the deep, deep inside scoop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE
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   Man that is WAY more than I want to know about the first couple! n/t  n2doc   Jan-22-09 02:58 PM   #1 
   Obviously, the "Love Doctor" doesn't know as much as she thinks she does. NT  NYCGirl   Jan-22-09 02:58 PM   #2 
   ugh.  cali   Jan-22-09 02:58 PM   #3 
   Fisting is the key to any good relationship.  EOTE   Jan-22-09 02:58 PM   #4 
   How did it leak out, you should pardon the expression, that they fist.  BurtWorm   Jan-22-09 03:09 PM   #15 
      I was trying to be humorous.  EOTE   Jan-22-09 03:16 PM   #26 
   I need this image out of my head....... or..... do I...? :)  Political Heretic   Jan-22-09 02:59 PM   # 
   TMI  eShirl   Jan-22-09 02:59 PM   #5 
   Thanks for nothing. nt  onehandle   Jan-22-09 02:59 PM   #6 
   It's about her poor word choice  supernova   Jan-22-09 03:01 PM   #7 
   Obviously it's about her word choice. I still have absolutely  Occam Bandage   Jan-22-09 03:03 PM   #8 
      fist bumping I think  tishaLA   Jan-22-09 03:06 PM   #11 
      I'd go with "fist bumping" but this way is better from a cosmic irony standpoint  foo_bar   Jan-22-09 03:06 PM   # 
         How could a "love doctor" think that is what "fisting" means?  Occam Bandage   Jan-22-09 03:09 PM   #14 
            FOX love doctor : love :: Dr. Strangelove : doctor?  foo_bar   Jan-22-09 03:10 PM   #18 
   There's just no way in which that's not hilarious.  MrCoffee   Jan-22-09 03:04 PM   #9 
   fisting each other at the same time? Checking the internets now for how this is done  The Straight Story   Jan-22-09 03:05 PM   #10 
   Not all that tricky.  Iggo   Jan-22-09 03:11 PM   #21 
      Use the wide lens  Shiver   Jan-22-09 03:17 PM   #27 
   Is fisting even legal in D.C.?  no name no slogan   Jan-22-09 03:06 PM   #12 
   More than Replugs can stand of Emotional Love behavior!!  shintao   Jan-22-09 03:08 PM   #13 
   "Eats, shoots and leaves" ain't got nuthin' on that one.  MineralMan   Jan-22-09 03:10 PM   #16 
   This thread is better without fisting pics.  AlCzervik   Jan-22-09 03:10 PM   #17 
   Skinner's gonna have to change that smiley, though.  MrCoffee   Jan-22-09 03:11 PM   #20 
   I don't think we'll be able to even call it a "smiley."  Dr. Strange   Jan-22-09 03:16 PM   #25 
   Please tell me we don't have a fisting smiley. NT  EOTE   Jan-22-09 03:20 PM   #29 
      Skinner added it to appease the terrorists.  MrCoffee   Jan-22-09 03:20 PM   #31 
   Don't go around changing that avatar any time soon!  Occam Bandage   Jan-22-09 03:14 PM   #23 
   Locking  Sebastian Doyle   Jan-22-09 03:10 PM   #19 
   Yes they renamed the Lincoln bedroom the Slingcon bedroom  Stevenmarc   Jan-22-09 03:13 PM   #22 
   I believe I saw Obama fisting Biden on TV one time. n/t  greguganus   Jan-22-09 03:14 PM   #24 
   Oh, ugh. You have GOT to be kidding.  crispini   Jan-22-09 03:18 PM   #28 
   Um... Do we need to know that part?  sakabatou   Jan-22-09 03:20 PM   #30 
   oh my  herbster   Jan-22-09 03:20 PM   #32 
   Yowza.  redqueen   Jan-22-09 03:21 PM   #33 
   Too much change! Take some of it back!  Fire Walk With Me   Jan-22-09 03:22 PM   #34 
   Whoa.  Liberal_Lurker   Jan-22-09 03:23 PM   #35 
   Locking  krispos42DU Moderator   Jan-22-09 03:24 PM   #36 
 
n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Thu Jan-22-09 02:58 PM
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1. Man that is WAY more than I want to know about the first couple! n/tUpdated at 1:39 PM
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 02:58 PM
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2. Obviously, the "Love Doctor" doesn't know as much as she thinks she does. NT
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 02:58 PM
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3. ugh.
just ugh. I'm not suggesting we put the Obamas on a pedestal, but do we have to treat them like this?
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EOTE (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 02:58 PM
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4. Fisting is the key to any good relationship.
If it's good for the Obamas, it's good for me too.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:09 PM
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15. How did it leak out, you should pardon the expression, that they fist.Updated at 3:06 PM
That's kind of personal I would think.

:popcorn:
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EOTE (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:16 PM
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26. I was trying to be humorous.
I don't believe the Obamas actually fist each other, I certainly don't think anyone would know if they did. I think this particular "Love Dr." is a bit of an idiot in that she saw the Obamas do their 'fist bump' (dap, pound... what have you) and probably heard the word 'fisting' at some point in her life and assumed that the pound that the Obamas did was 'fisting'. So it basically boils down to a person trying to be hipper than he/she really is and failing miserably at it. I can imagine the next day someone explained to her what fisting really was and her face turned bright red. If you'd like to read more on a similar gaffe, I suggest you take a look at this article which features Obama and McCain 'fisting'.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/06/george_lois_didnt_...

Oh, an no, I will not pardon the expression. That pun is unforgivable, intended or not.
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Political Heretic Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 02:59 PM
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I need this image out of my head....... or..... do I...? :)
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 02:59 PM
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5. TMI
do not need to know
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 02:59 PM
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6. Thanks for nothing. nt
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:01 PM
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7. It's about her poor word choice
nothing reflecting the Obamas.

And I'm glad they engage in alittle public PDA. Nothing wrong that. They clearly enjoy each other and it's nice to see.

This brainless "love doctor" has huge tact problem.
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:03 PM
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8. Obviously it's about her word choice. I still have absolutely
Edited on Thu Jan-22-09 03:04 PM by Occam Bandage
no idea what the hell she intended to say instead of "fisting."
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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:06 PM
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11. fist bumping I think
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foo_bar (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:06 PM
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I'd go with "fist bumping" but this way is better from a cosmic irony standpoint
Edited on Thu Jan-22-09 03:09 PM by foo_bar
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:09 PM
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14. How could a "love doctor" think that is what "fisting" means?
It's just...insane, is what it is.
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foo_bar (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:10 PM
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18. FOX love doctor : love :: Dr. Strangelove : doctor?
Even Howard Stern never went there, bless the FCC.
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:04 PM
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9. There's just no way in which that's not hilarious.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:05 PM
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10. fisting each other at the same time? Checking the internets now for how this is done
gotta be a little tricky, but hey, I have seen weirder. Well, not on my computer, at my friend's house by accident. Yeah.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:11 PM
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21. Not all that tricky.
The trick is getting it all in one camera shot.

Wait. I mean...I have no idea what you people are talking about.
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Shiver (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:17 PM
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27. Use the wide lens
:hide:
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:06 PM
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12. Is fisting even legal in D.C.?
Are there any lawyers in the house who can give us an opinion?

This is the DU member formerly known as Insert Your Favorite Kinky Sex Act Here.
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shintao (266 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:08 PM
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13. More than Replugs can stand of Emotional Love behavior!!
Get out the muscle spasm pills, the replugs are prolly tied in knots by now. May their flame burn bright! It seems only normal presidents can express their feelings. The replugs act like a women is a lifesupport for a love machine and nothing more.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:10 PM
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16. "Eats, shoots and leaves" ain't got nuthin' on that one.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:10 PM
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17. This thread is better without fisting pics.
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:11 PM
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20. Skinner's gonna have to change that smiley, though.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:16 PM
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25. I don't think we'll be able to even call it a "smiley."
:scared:
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EOTE (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:20 PM
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29. Please tell me we don't have a fisting smiley. NT
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:20 PM
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31. Skinner added it to appease the terrorists.
:fistbump:
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:14 PM
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23. Don't go around changing that avatar any time soon!
I love the evil-eye girl.
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:10 PM
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19. Locking
No fisting threads in GD !11!!1! :evilgrin:
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:13 PM
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22. Yes they renamed the Lincoln bedroom the Slingcon bedroom
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greguganus (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:14 PM
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24. I believe I saw Obama fisting Biden on TV one time. n/t
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:18 PM
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28. Oh, ugh. You have GOT to be kidding.
what an absolutely ridiculous mistake to make. Ewwwwwww............
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:20 PM
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30. Um... Do we need to know that part?
:blush:
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lutefisk (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:20 PM
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32. oh my
:thumbsup: :rofl:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:21 PM
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33. Yowza.
If she didn't know what that term means before, I'm sure she's been clued in by now.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:22 PM
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34. Too much change! Take some of it back!Updated at 5:18 PM
:rofl:
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Veritas_et_Aequitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jan-22-09 03:23 PM
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35. Whoa.
That's about as bad as the McDonald's "I'd hit that" campaign.
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36. Locking
Wow, GD is giving the Lounge a run for the money today!

No sex threads, though.


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