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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:07 PM
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Dreamers--Write your own DU headlines for tomorrow.
Here. I'll start with two.

Obama sends FBI to detain Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove, Rice, Gonzalez and others for War Crimes trials


Obama announces plan to expand of Medicare to cover all Americans
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:09 PM
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1. Rice reverts to insect form. Film at 11. nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:10 PM
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4. To lay eggs on Rove, who reverted into his turd blossom moments ago
:hide:
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:11 PM
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7. ROFL. Upstaged on the first reply.
LMFAO.
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Mike 03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:10 PM
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2. "All Americans now have Health Insurance."
Edited on Wed Jan-21-09 07:11 PM by Mike 03
"All Troops Withdrawn from Iraq."

"Obama's Critics Silenced by his Stupendous Vigor in Initiating his Plans."

"Unusual Number of Republican Senators retire due to health issues, replaced by Dems."

"Mitch McConnell retires."

"Orren Hatch leaves Senate."



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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:10 PM
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3. Bush found drowned in his own vomit
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:10 PM
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5. Karma catches up with Cheney and he implodes. n/t
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:10 PM
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6. I saw my dream headline this morning:
"Ceremonial Duties Completed, the Bushes Depart"

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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:11 PM
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8. Cheney seriously injured after wheelchair mishap
Edited on Wed Jan-21-09 07:12 PM by Initech
Think OJ Simpson at the end of the first Naked Gun movie. :evilgrin:
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:11 PM
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9. Obama takes Oath of Office again. Will continue to do so every day for the next 4 yrs.
The question remains as to whether the reason is to shut up the morans or to rub their noses in it. Film at 11.
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:13 PM
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10. Rapture takes place. Not what anyone expected. Fundies become liberals overnight.
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 07:27 PM
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11. "Outsourcing/Offshoring Ends"
Also:

"Health care for all"

"H-1B & L-1 visa programs put on hold"

"Renegotiation begins on NAFTA, CAFTA, WTO, etc."

"Wars end"

Too many to name.....
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BanTheGOP Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 09:54 PM
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12. Greatest Headlines I'd Like to See
President Obama Signs Landmark Energy Nationalization Act
Oil, nuclear, and coal industries expect major cuts; solar and wind to flourish

Congress approves Maximum Income Law
Taxes generated will pay for new $15 Minimum Wage Law enacted in June

Congress Approves Wealth Repatriation Act
All income and holdings above $10 Million must be relinquished to the General Fund

Defense Budget Slashed 90%
True "Peace Dividend" will be diverted to infrastructure, health care

Single-Payer Healthcare Passes
100% of Democrats, 10% of republicans vote in favor

Republican Party Officials Indicted
Party may be stripped of its political status

Environmental Breakthrough: Global Warming Averted!
Experts praise Obama, progressive Congress on aggressive American corporate clampdown strategy

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld Extradited to The Hague
Already Convicted by US Officials, Obama OK's Foreign Indictment to Proceed

...in 2016

Democratic, Green Candidates Win Nominations
First election to be held without disgraced republican party in over 150 years

Barack Obama Finishes Last Year in Triumph
Consensus: Greatest President in US History

Barack Obama Prime Candidate for UN Head
Unprecedented unanimous acceptance expected tomorrow

Bush Dies in Prison Assault
Disgraced US president attacked by ex-Guantanamo Bay detainee


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boomerbust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:16 PM
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13. Wiboy- Midwestern Hero Saves Auto Industry
To unveil 10,000 Hr. throwaway battery technology. :popcorn:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:22 PM
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14. Doug D. gets high paying interesting job!
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