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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:36 PM
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Obama plans to ban mothers, apple pie and fluttering flags
Flags can still wave, just not fluter

:P
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:39 PM
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1. Have you had your mandatory abortion yet, comrade?
No excuses just because you're a man.
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:41 PM
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3. I'll be getting mine right after my gay marriage.
Damn! So much to do ...

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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:42 PM
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4. But remember, you have burn at least 3 flags every day
After prayers to Mecca, and a public reading of The God Delusion
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:43 PM
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6. Three? I thought it was only two. Thanks for the info!
You just saved me from a long detention. :hi:
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:42 PM
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5. Better turn in your guns first... there is an established order to these things! - n/t
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:47 PM
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11. You have it easy
We athiests have to ruin the whole culture. I don't know which to put first in the vending machines at the local kindergarten -- porn mags or Jim Beam. Decisions, decisions.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:55 PM
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16. Don't forget Morning After Pills
With kindergarteners, you never know
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:59 PM
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19. Damn!
The explicit sex ed has to come first so the little tykes know how to get each other preggers. Thanks for reminding me.
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:00 PM
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20. You could wrap a bottle of Jim Beam in a porn mag
Two for the price of one! :D
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LiberalHeart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:40 PM
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2. The only part that bugs me is the baseball ban.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:00 PM
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21. I heard the White Sox will be the only MLB team allowed to play.
Edited on Wed Jan-21-09 02:01 PM by Radical Activist
They'll be available to take on amateur picnic and workplace teams.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:03 PM
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23. gooo you white sox!
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:24 PM
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27. Then I guess we know
who will be the World Serious winners every year.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:43 PM
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7. But when is he going to nullify the Constitution ...
and indoctrinate the country into collectives?
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:44 PM
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8. Is there some form to nominate the first mothers to go?
'Cause I've got some suggestions.
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:49 PM
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13. Haaaa!!!
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:45 PM
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9. He's going to jail Cubs fans!!!!!!!!
:sarcasm:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:55 PM
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15. No - more of a repatriation plan to other teams
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:05 PM
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24. no.... he`s going to sell them to decatur il
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TomClash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:22 PM
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26. They already in hell
Jail would be an improvement.
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:46 PM
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10. When do the Marxist classes start?
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:48 PM
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12. Psssst...that's re-education centers
Get the lingo down if you want to fit in.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:50 PM
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14. Looks like someone gonna be at the low end of the collective totem pole
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:57 PM
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17. Which day has been set aside to worship Michael Moore?
I'm hoping it's Monday because it starts with an M and his name starts with an M ... it will make it very easy to remember.
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:57 PM
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18. Flag pins, too?
and flags on sports uniforms and helmets and the like?
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:27 PM
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28. Uh oh...
Whats gonna happen to the Patriots??? Are they gonna hafta rename to the Unpatriots? :shrug:
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:01 PM
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22. i knew it.....he`s an arab muslim commie
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:15 PM
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25. Ban mothers? Why he's invited one and brought another into the White House.
And he never disses pie.

Further, he even wore a flag pin yesterday. Of course, it didn't flutter.
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