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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:05 PM
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The official "Let's make shit up about what Obama will do to the country!" thread!
I hear that Obama is going to give the homeless brand spanking new Cadillacs and free steak dinners!!!!!

What a freak!!!!

:sarcasm:
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:07 PM
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1. You should hear Alex Jones dissecting Obama's Inaugural Address.
Talk about making shit up! That guy's gone off the deep end.
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:08 PM
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4. He's always been off the deep end.
The only thing that's changed is who's in the pool with him.
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FrankieFunk Donating Member (18 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:07 PM
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I Hear
All clothing manufactures will now have to start making all their shirt with Obamas face on them. And the public will be required to wear them at all times.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:07 PM
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2. Obama is going to outlaw sarcasm.
:sarcasm:
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MNDemNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:07 PM
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3. I hear that he is going to suspend the constitution, and encourage torture...
never mind, that's the guy who just left. My bad.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:08 PM
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5. He will dissolve Groundhog Day, and we'll never know when winter is over. nt
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nickyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:08 PM
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I read in freeperville that he would make lampshades out of the
skin of people he didn't like!!1!

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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:08 PM
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6. He's going to hand America over to the Cardassians!
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Stuckinthebush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:18 PM
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12. Kim?
The dancing woman?
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:20 PM
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15. More like Gul Madred
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Veritas_et_Aequitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:09 PM
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7. We're all going to have to wear dashikis. nt
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:10 PM
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8. Obama is going to make watching 'Queer Eye' mandatory in all grade schools n/t
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:10 PM
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9. I heard that he was going to make everyone learn how to play Basketball and root for the White Sox!
:scared:
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Idealism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:10 PM
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10. Obamunism's Red Book must be carried at all times.
Edited on Wed Jan-21-09 01:32 PM by halo experiment
Chairman Obama will appear on television twice per day in a pre-recorded hymn. The peasants shall chant his name for an hour in the morning before work and an hour at night before bedtime. Everyone will develop a love for mayonaise sandwiches, fried chicken, and watermelon. Grits will become the official breakfast of Obamunism, required by all to consume daily.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:30 PM
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18. I hate grits!
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Idealism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:31 PM
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19. Too F'ing bad, fall in line Comrade!
:evilgrin:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 05:50 PM
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23. What the hell is a *grit* anyway?
Edited on Wed Jan-21-09 05:51 PM by baldguy
And why would I want to eat it?
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Idealism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 09:46 PM
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26. More than you wanted to know about grits:


Grits is a Native American corn-based food common in the Southern United States, consisting of coarsely ground corn.

Grits are similar to other thick maize-based porridges from around the world such as polenta. It also has a resemblance to farina, a thinner porridge. Grits can be served hot or cold and as a base for a multitude of dishes from breakfast to dessert, depending on the additives. Additives can range from salt and butter, meats, vegetables, and sugar.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:13 PM
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27. So, grits is baby puke.
Basically.
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Idealism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:21 PM
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30. If you throw enough butter in there, it isn't half-bad n/t
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:27 PM
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31. If you throw enough bourbon in there...
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Idealism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:27 PM
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32. Enough bourbon in anything will do the trick lol
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:10 PM
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11. Homer Simpson for head of Nuclear Regulatory Commission
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:19 PM
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13. I hear that Obama is going to make us all write left handed.
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:18 PM
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29. Damn... he's been forcing me to do that for 42 years now....

:rofl:
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Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:20 PM
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14. "He's going to take away our gunz!"
Mine is already gone!

no.

Wait.

Here it is.

It was all tangled up in my boobs.



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Idealism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:43 PM
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22. Watch out, your 'freedomz' are next.
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Jack Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:22 PM
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16. shoes of all types will be banished..except for heels..
which everyone must wear, walking backwards!
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:27 PM
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17. Haven't the US media already started doing this? (nt)
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:33 PM
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20. Of course they have but we can come up with better material than they can!
:-)
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:40 PM
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21. Obviously he is going to destroy..
all of the progress in legislation liberals have been responsible for over the last 25 years. He will devastate all those things we have accomplished.
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Posteritatis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 05:57 PM
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24. *I* heard he outlawed steak and is making veganism mandatory!
Even for obligate carnivores! Especially for obligate carnivores!
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 05:59 PM
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25. Church of Atheism on every corner n/t
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:17 PM
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28. Obama's going to take American Idol and Dancing with the Stars
and the Apprentice and all other reality shows off the air and force the networks to run educational programming in prime time.

:rofl:
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