The official "Let's make shit up about what Obama will do to the country!" thread!

[devilgrrl]

I hear that Obama is going to give the homeless brand spanking new Cadillacs and free steak dinners!!!!!

What a freak!!!!

[Subdivisions]

1. You should hear Alex Jones dissecting Obama's Inaugural Address.

Talk about making shit up! That guy's gone off the deep end.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

4. He's always been off the deep end.

The only thing that's changed is who's in the pool with him.

[FrankieFunk]

I Hear

All clothing manufactures will now have to start making all their shirt with Obamas face on them. And the public will be required to wear them at all times.

[Dr. Strange]

2. Obama is going to outlaw sarcasm.

[MNDemNY]

3. I hear that he is going to suspend the constitution, and encourage torture...

never mind, that's the guy who just left. My bad.

[jobycom]

5. He will dissolve Groundhog Day, and we'll never know when winter is over. nt

[nickyt]

I read in freeperville that he would make lampshades out of the

skin of people he didn't like!!1!

[baldguy]

6. He's going to hand America over to the Cardassians!

[Stuckinthebush]

12. Kim?

The dancing woman?

[baldguy]

15. More like Gul Madred

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

7. We're all going to have to wear dashikis. nt

[cynatnite]

8. Obama is going to make watching 'Queer Eye' mandatory in all grade schools n/t

[devilgrrl]

9. I heard that he was going to make everyone learn how to play Basketball and root for the White Sox!

[Idealism]

10. Obamunism's Red Book must be carried at all times.

Chairman Obama will appear on television twice per day in a pre-recorded hymn. The peasants shall chant his name for an hour in the morning before work and an hour at night before bedtime. Everyone will develop a love for mayonaise sandwiches, fried chicken, and watermelon. Grits will become the official breakfast of Obamunism, required by all to consume daily.

[baldguy]

18. I hate grits!

[Idealism]

19. Too F'ing bad, fall in line Comrade!

[baldguy]

23. What the hell is a *grit* anyway?

And why would I want to eat it?

[Idealism]

26. More than you wanted to know about grits:

Grits is a Native American corn-based food common in the Southern United States, consisting of coarsely ground corn.

Grits are similar to other thick maize-based porridges from around the world such as polenta. It also has a resemblance to farina, a thinner porridge. Grits can be served hot or cold and as a base for a multitude of dishes from breakfast to dessert, depending on the additives. Additives can range from salt and butter, meats, vegetables, and sugar.

[baldguy]

27. So, grits is baby puke.

Basically.

[Idealism]

30. If you throw enough butter in there, it isn't half-bad n/t

[baldguy]

31. If you throw enough bourbon in there...

[Idealism]

32. Enough bourbon in anything will do the trick lol

[Catshrink]

11. Homer Simpson for head of Nuclear Regulatory Commission

[notadmblnd]

13. I hear that Obama is going to make us all write left handed.

[ddeclue]

29. Damn... he's been forcing me to do that for 42 years now....

[Vanje]

14. "He's going to take away our gunz!"

Mine is already gone!

no.

Wait.

Here it is.

It was all tangled up in my boobs.

[Idealism]

22. Watch out, your 'freedomz' are next.

[Jack Bone]

16. shoes of all types will be banished..except for heels..

which everyone must wear, walking backwards!

[KansDem]

17. Haven't the US media already started doing this? (nt)

[devilgrrl]

20. Of course they have but we can come up with better material than they can!

[stillcool]

21. Obviously he is going to destroy..

all of the progress in legislation liberals have been responsible for over the last 25 years. He will devastate all those things we have accomplished.

[Posteritatis]

24. *I* heard he outlawed steak and is making veganism mandatory!

Even for obligate carnivores! Especially for obligate carnivores!

[cynatnite]

25. Church of Atheism on every corner n/t

[ddeclue]

28. Obama's going to take American Idol and Dancing with the Stars

and the Apprentice and all other reality shows off the air and force the networks to run educational programming in prime time.