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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:01 PM
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Poll question: Did Cheney Pull A Groin Muscle or Hurt His Back?
At first the corporate media reported Cheney pulled a groin muscle and I was looking forward to making a post here regarding all the corporate groin muscles, he had pulled over the past eight years and to only need a wheel chair at the very end spoke volumes as to his stamina.

Later in the day, they would report Cheney had hurt his back.

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:04 PM
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1. He hurt his back trying to remove the man size safe from his
former office
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:51 PM
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13. Or a man-sized shredding machine. Or a wood chipper for the whistleblowers.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:05 PM
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2. He's actually been dead for a the last eight years.
Undead, that is.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:05 PM
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3. He finally had that soulectomy he'd been putting off.
He'd been irritating it too much over the last 8 yrs, and since it was just a vestigial organ anyway he decided to have it removed.
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droidamus2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:06 PM
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4. No..
He hurt himself trying to pull his head out of his ass!!!!
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:06 PM
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5. Other: Last night out with the executive whores.
Before he liquidates them.
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emlev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:08 PM
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6. Trying to have sex in remaining rooms of the white house before leaving. n/t
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:13 PM
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7. He finally actually became Dr. Strangelove
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demgurl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:15 PM
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8. I think he pulled his back....
carrying heavy boxes of documents that needed to be shredded in the final hours.
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agentS Donating Member (922 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:17 PM
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9. I heard he hurt himself lifting his guns
Getting ready to leave and shoot John Yoo for screwing up the torture memos, Darth Cheney pulled his groin muscles because he doesn't have the strength to lift his shotgun anymore.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:18 PM
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10. Cheney? Who is he?
Oh that has been war criminal. :D :D
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4lbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 01:23 PM
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11. Other: Cheney wouldn't stand for a black man becoming President.
n/t
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Jack_DeLeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:47 PM
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12. pretty much...
n/t
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hamsterjill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 02:56 PM
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14. Attention Whore
I think that's right. And I bet he thought he'd win some sympathy by being in a wheelchair.

But most people didn't even notice him!!
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 03:04 PM
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15. The floor can get real slippery when you have a ton of last minute waterboarding to do
I told him he should put up a safety rail and lay down non-skid surfaces...

'Course he didn't listen and so look at him now. He can't waterboard OR jack off.
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 03:05 PM
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16. Maybe he hurt his back while pulling his groin muscle
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 03:11 PM
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17. .
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 03:11 PM
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18. My money is on "much more ill than we have been led to believe"
A man with five previous heart attacks and a surgically-implanted defibrillator is "moving boxes"? BS.

Julie
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