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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:22 PM
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Dear Right Wingers. Obama is your new Messiah. Worship him now.


We're going to come into your house, take down your Baby Jebus pictures, and replace them with Obama posters. You will be required to bow down towards Obama five times per day. You will receive an update each morning informing you of His general whereabouts so you can bow in the proper direction. Thanks to the previous president, we now have the abilities to monitor you 24/7, so we will know if you are worshiping Obama or not.
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:24 PM
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1. Obama is now Big Brother!! nt
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Nia Zuri Donating Member (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:30 PM
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2. He is THE ONE
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:50 PM
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3. You will accept him or die, Freeps!
Barack 6
Hussein 7
Obama 5

Oh shit..... that doesn't work. Ah what do Freepers know? They're bad at math. :evilgrin:
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Unrepentant Fenian Donating Member (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:58 PM
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4. Bring your (excuse me), yer guns and lay them at His feet!
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 12:30 AM
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5. Progress.
It's a verb, you right-wing cavemen.

Do it. Now.
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