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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:17 PM
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Please forgive me if this is a bit crude, but...
I'm pretty sure Barack's getting laid tonight.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:18 PM
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1. Not tonight honey, I'm too tired.
:)
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The Wielding Truth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:20 PM
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2. Michele seems exhausted. I bet not.
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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:27 PM
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12. Really?
I can't imagine letting the day you became President and First Lady of the United States go by without closing it with a good rough rogering. I mean, sure, I can imagine our last, I dunno, 8 or so presidents passing on the inauguration sex. But not these two. Watching them dance it seems like Barack can't wait to break in the presidential bed.
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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:20 PM
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3. Maybe in the morning. They look too tired for all of that crazy stuff tonight.
:evilgrin:




Why do I feel dirty, now?
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Hanse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:20 PM
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4. I'll fuck him if Michelle doesn't want to.
:shrug:
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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:21 PM
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5. I'm sure you would
like the *** ****** ***** you are.
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Hanse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:24 PM
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9. ***** ***!
*** **** ** ****.
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redstate_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:25 PM
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11. lol
***** *** ***!
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Hanse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:28 PM
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13. ***.
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XOKCowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:34 PM
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18. EWWWWW!! All thoughts of sex went right out of my head!
Now I have to worry about sleeping tonight. :puke:
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:31 PM
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15. Don't you have some aspie or autistic
children to throw in a jail cell or something?
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Hanse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:33 PM
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17. Well, I know a case involving Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:21 PM
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6. In the WHITE HOUSE?



You betcha (wink).


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XOKCowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:23 PM
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7. Perhaps better presented than my thread but...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

I think everyone else is right though. It's 12:21AM, they've still got 1 or 2 more balls to go to and he's probably got to do some "President" work when they get home so...

Still great to see real people as our leaders isn't it?
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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:32 PM
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16. Oops, didn't see your thread.
But come on. Hell, my wife and I have done it the first night in every new place we've lived. If we were moving into the White House? Let's just say my first appointment would have been to put somebody in charge of maintaining the bed springs.
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XOKCowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:40 PM
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19. LOL I hear ya...
If I was him and had a wife as beautiful as Michelle and I'd just been elected President? I mean you only get to use the line...

"Hey ever wanna do it with the President"

one time. :)
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:24 PM
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8. I hope they change the bed first
After all, you know who was sleeping on it before.
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nc4bo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:25 PM
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10. Christening the first night in the WhiteHouse?
Oh I'm sure they'll manage hehe.

Quickies don't require too, TOO much exertion :)
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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:28 PM
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14. That's what I'm sayin'.
There'll never be another first night in the White House.
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:46 PM
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20. Michelle is going to give him a kiss and say goodnight it
was a fabulous day and roll over and go to sleep!!

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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 11:57 PM
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21. Inappropriate.
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