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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:08 PM
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Does anyone believe Cheney (with his heart) injured by moving boxes?
REALLY????? With his heart, not to mention his gout and probable tendency towards phlebitis. Yeah, right. LIFTING boxes???

So, now he'll show up at the Inauguration in a wheelchair.... Me thinks there is far more to the story.... :eyes: (wish I could be sympathetic, BUT, I'm not buying it).
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Dangerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:09 PM
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1. I'm not buyning it too.
:mad: Cheney is was and always an asshole!
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Sheepshank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:45 PM
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59. I think
It's a metaphor. Sick of making excuses for not having sex.
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:09 PM
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2. fuck no!
I mean really? :eyes:
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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:09 PM
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3. Someone's got to destroy the bunker.
Or the Jar like I like to call it.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:10 PM
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4. push his old fucking ass down the capital steps
then steamroller him into the pavement
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:13 PM
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9. ROFLMAO!
SMH :evilgrin:
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Joe Bacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:29 PM
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54. Can someone channel Benny Hill for us?
Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 10:32 PM by Joe Bacon
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:34 PM
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56. LOL!!
:rofl:

What an absolutely beautiful mental picture.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:10 PM
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5. Maybe they were dragging him out of the VPs office
or he wants to look too sick to be prosecuted.
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Jeanette in FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:25 PM
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25. "Dragging him out of the VP's office"
Oh what a great visual that provides. I can just picture his handlers trying to pry his hands off the door jambs.

:rofl:

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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:10 PM
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6. No, I think he's always been semi invalid
and is just acknowledging it now.
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ribrepin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:41 PM
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58. Bingo
I think he's been in a chair for years and they would get him standing for public appearances. Probably something to do with poor circulation in his legs or his heart problems.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:11 PM
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7. Great. That's all we need.
Hell on wheels.
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 11:40 PM
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61. That
is Duzy worthy...

:applause:
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:12 PM
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8. Frack no!! That SOB is finally shuffling off of this mortal coil, Thank God!!
Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 07:14 PM by Ecumenist
Frankly, its about 8 years too late. All the evil that f&cker did and it's finally catching up with his evil ass. My mama always told me that God doesn't like ugly. Seems she was right.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:15 PM
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10. the ones marked "Hubris" are really fucking heavy!
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Uben Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:16 PM
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11. Come on. Cheney's not that bad
Okay, he is! Nevermind.
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:17 PM
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12. No, I operate under the presumption it's his heart (or what passes
for his heart) until I receive proof of back injury by preponderance of the evidence!
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:17 PM
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13. Cheney: 'George, do you have my pardon ready?"
George: 'Fuck it dude, I'm out of here'!!


Next sound is someone collapsing on the floor.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:17 PM
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14. Me neither. n/t
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:17 PM
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15. They always lie so it's no wonder
nobody believes them when they could or could not be actually telling it like it is.
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:57 PM
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60. They always lie.
That's why they can't recognize the truth, even when it's in front of their eyes.



Know your BFEE: Sneering Dick Cheney, Superturd-Superrich-Supercrook

Isn't it great these liars, in about 12 hours, will be history, zidzi?
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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:18 PM
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16. hell no. My eyebrow raised as soon as KO said that. An 80 year old
multi millionaire packing and moving his own sh**? Yeah f&cking right!!!! LOL. He's just not man enough to stand up for President Obama tomorrow.
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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:22 PM
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23. he is 67
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:32 PM
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29. His evil is ancient, though....
;)
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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:15 PM
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37. yes, his real age is over 100
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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:26 PM
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48. Wow! He is in really bad shape then. That's one year older
than Biden!
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:46 PM
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49. Only his evil is keeping him alive....
:eyes:
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:18 PM
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17. The mutherfucker doesn't want to stand up out of respect...
for the next President and Vice-President of the United States. He's a petty bastard.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:32 PM
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28. On a hill in a chair with wheels.
:evilgrin:
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:37 PM
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32. Oh, you're bad...
:evilgrin: Then, so am I. :rofl:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:40 PM
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33. Tee hee!
:evilgrin: :rofl:
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mr1956 Donating Member (211 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 01:28 AM
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64. That was my first thought
He'll be sitting there smirking the whole time.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:19 PM
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18. Like in the movie Ghost
Imagine little black icky things dragging him screaming away into ickyland. It's a nice image
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Kansas Wyatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:19 PM
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19. Can't they just go the fuck away without the theater?
Is he trying to re-write history too, and wants America to view him as a poor helpless old man?
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:19 PM
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20. Like he lifts his own boxes anyway
I don't much give a damn, but guys like him hire others to move boxes. Or enslave them to move boxes.
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Individualist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:27 PM
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39. That was my first thought
I'm skeptical about whether he's even injured, but if so it wasn't from doing manual labor like that.
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:38 PM
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He coulda been lifting a box
of bran flakes. Hey, when you gotta move you gotta move! Although in his case, I doubt that one box would do the trick.
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:38 PM
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43. He coulda been lifting a box
of bran flakes. Hey, when you gotta move you gotta move! Although in his case, I doubt that one box would do the trick.
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TroglodyteScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:20 PM
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21. Get well soon, Dick! n/t
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:22 PM
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22. Maybe his wife finally came to her senses
and held a pillow over his face during the night.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:22 PM
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24. Yeah, and the shooting was all Whittington's fault, too...
:smoke:
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:28 PM
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26. Have no way to care.
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:31 PM
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27. no. Rich men with heart troubles do not move boxes
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:34 PM
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30. exactly right, such utter BS is that story
moving boxes, my ass

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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:14 PM
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36. I'm thinking we will see the real Cheney at inauguration, that one that has mobility problems...
that's why we saw so little of him these last 8 terms
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:36 PM
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31. The wheelchair is necessary so that they can hide
the power source and computer. Animatronic figures cannot operate without those two things, and there isn't a cable long enough.

Dilemma solved.
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:40 PM
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34. I know we joke about this a lot, but seriously I can't see him making
it to 70. The man is very ill. His nickname isn't "Crashcart" for nothing.
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:46 PM
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35. Not only do I not believe it, I'm pissed that up until the last fucking minute they lie.
What's really wrong with him? Hope it's fatal.
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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:21 PM
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38. Where is Richard Widmark
when you really need him?
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:31 PM
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41. Dead unfortunately... but I'm guessin this is the reference...

Widmark's first movie appearance was in 1947's Kiss of Death, as the giggling, sociopathic villain Tommy Udo. His most notorious scene in the film found Udo pushing a wheelchair-bound woman (played by Mildred Dunnock) down a flight of stairs to her death. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Widmark

I'm guessing this ones going on my rental list! LOL
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:33 PM
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42. LOL!
:rofl:




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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:58 PM
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44. delete
Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 09:16 PM by bmbmd
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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:58 PM
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45. I hereby grant you both an honorary
Doctorate of Obscurity. Richard, who died fairly recently, was a lifelong straignt-ticket Democrat and party activist. I'm sure he could have been counted on in an hour of need.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:11 PM
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47. Widmark was great in "Kiss of Death."
"You know what I do to squealers?..." :D

Here's a YouTube video of the famous wheelchair scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHHJsXH3BiU


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marchellojones Donating Member (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 08:30 PM
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40. Cheney is suing the Gov
for compensation for injuries sustained at work!
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:09 PM
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46. What, no PARDON?!1 All I can say is BWA-hahahaha-ha-HAH!1 n/t
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:47 PM
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50. I think he is stealing the silver and china
I mean--he got everything else, why not that?
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 09:58 PM
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51. He won't survive the year
I regret that his demise will not be court ordered.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:25 PM
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52. My money is on gout/phlebitis attack.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:28 PM
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53. Someone mentioned he injured his back purposely so he doesn't have to stand while Obama is sworn in.
nt
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Stardust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 12:17 AM
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62. Ding, ding, ding, ding, DING! We have winnah!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:33 PM
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55. It was WMDs
Finally found them and had to hide them again.
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 10:40 PM
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57. NO no. ROFLMAO in disbelief at how they lie about just EVERYTHING. LMAO. No.
Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 10:41 PM by tom_paine
Old feller was up for his 12 mile morning jog, ya see.

And he stopped on his way back into the snow-covered log cabin to chop a half a cord of wood as the "split pile" was gettin' low.

Old feller just tweaked his back a little doing that, ya see.

:rofl:

Funny thing is, I actually KNEW an old bastard in Montana who WAS THAT TOUGH. I mean old-school tough.

I mean, the old bastard was still working Forest Service in his 70s, and the outdoor stuff, too. He got a double-kick from a horse to the chest that cracked a couple ribs and bruised his sternum unbelievably.

In his 70s, the old bastard was back to work in less than a week. Unbelievable, but I was there.

Cheney's just pretending to be Nevin Guderian, surely long gone now to Tough Old Bastard Heaven.

Cheney makes me laugh. That old soft gutless turd is no Nevin Guderian.
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DiehardLiberal Donating Member (111 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 01:19 AM
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63. Choking on a pretzel, lifting a box...
What a bunch of weenies!

And liars!!!!
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 01:32 AM
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65. I have to wonder WHAT might be in a 'box' that Cheney wouldn't trust someone else to handle.
Edited on Tue Jan-20-09 01:32 AM by TahitiNut
I can believe he'd want to handle something personally that he wouldn't trust someone else to handle. Cash? One of those Baghdad currency 'bricks'? Federal property? A "Pearl Harbor File"?? Papers that supposedly don't exist? The list is long ... and I can only wonder.
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