The 107-year-old virgin who was afraid to marry starts her search for Mr Right

[Beacool]

By Richard Shears
Last updated at 11:28 AM on 12th January 2009

A 107-year-old virgin has finally decided to get married and settle down with a younger man - mainly because she can't find anyone older than her.

Wang Guiying is on the look-out for a fellow centenarian although she accepts that he'll probably be a youngster in his late 90s or early 100s.

So the hunt is on through old people's homes in the Chinese city of Chongqin for a suitable groom for the spritely spinster.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1112703/The-107-year-old-virgin-afraid-marry-starts-search-Mr-Right.html?ITO=1490

See girls, it's never too late..........

:rofl:

[Sultana]

1. Truly never too late, lol

But who would want 107 yr old virgin? :D

[Beacool]

3. Oh, there'll probably be some wiseguy who's willing to do her the favor.........

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[Submariner]

8. Maybe those guys that were going to dig up the corpse of a woman

killed in a motorcycle accident a earlier in the week. It was a story on DU a few months back. At least they'd get a warm one.

[Beacool]

14. For real????????????

:wow:

[Submariner]

23. Yep.....Don't read just after eating

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http://www.infosjeunes.com/Laura-Tennessen-Corpse-Sex-Case-Wisconsin-Bans-Sex-With-Dead-Bodies_a102375.html

[Beacool]

26. Eeewwwww, that's just gross!!!!!

What a bunch of sick bastards!!!! What is it with guys and sex? Geez, there are more men who get in trouble over it than anything else (Spitzer, Vitter, Clinton, Craig, etc.).

:puke:

Poor girl, she was so young and pretty. I was in FL for the holidays and cringed every time a motorcycle raced by with the people on it not wearing helmets. It's just suicide not to wear them.

:(

[marshall]

2. Is viagra available in China?

If she has any hopes of dying a non-virgin she better start stocking up now.

And at least there's not much chance that she will add yet another mouth to feed to the already resource-strapped one child policy country.

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. Well, there IS melamine.

You know...plastic.
Mold-able.

There..I have said too much already for virgin ears.

[Beacool]

13. Nothing wrong with that option.

Just saying.......... :blush:

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[Cabcere]

27. I'm pretty sure the article didn't say anything about her ears.

:evilgrin:

...too much? :shrug:

[Stevenmarc]

5. They can put her on the new Match.com commercial

[moggie]

6. Cindy McCain must be feeling nervous n/t

[mrs_p]

22. roflmao

[Confusious]

7. SHE IS GOING TO BE PISSED!

When she finds out what she was missing!

[Beacool]

12. It depends.............

Too many men don't know how to please a woman.

She might end up saying: "Is this all there is???? I should have stayed a virgin."

:-(

[Sal Minella]

19. Confusious say:

"She is going to be pissed when she finds out what she's been missing."

Obviously, Confusious NOT the woman now married to my ex-husband.

[Beacool]

28. Yeah, too many guys think that they are beasts in the bedroom

and they wouldn't know how to satisfy a woman if you drew them a map and provided an instruction manual. Frankly, I'm surprised more women don't cheat.

:eyes:

[Deja Q]

25. Yuck! Watersports is gross!

:puke:

[Sanctified]

9. She sounds like a poster child for Abstinence Only. n/t

[Fearless]

10. Sounds like Chinese population control propaganda.

[TahitiNut]

11. The BIG Question is: Will She Raise Her Children To Do The Same???

:hide:

[Contrary1]

15. The lucky groom will spend their honeymoon searching for her female parts. n/t

[Beacool]

16. Yeah, the visuals alone are pretty scary.

Like making love to a giant prune.

x(

[foxfeet]

17. All I can think of is Mario Cantone's impression of Barbara Stanwyck:

"My vagina is dry; it's dry as dust."

[Beacool]

18. I love Barbara Stanwyck.

She's one of my favorite actresses of that era.

:)

[yellowcanine]

20. Can she prove that though?

[treestar]

21. LOL, just a bit too late!

:rofl: It was too late 60 years ago! :rofl:

[Deja Q]

24. And yet it's HER name that's "Wang". What's the ideal name of the guy she wants?

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