Directly after his swearing-in, what unrealistic but badass thing would you like Obama to say?

[Poll_Blind]

  "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for choosing me as your President in these troubled times. We can and will make this journey, not alone but with the each other. Regardless of politics- Liberal, Conservative or anywhere in between. Regardless of race- Be we Black, White, Latino, Asian, American or East Indian.

  Some who will make that journey with us could not be with us today. They are the men and women who are executing subpoenas around the country as I speak these words. With the help of the Justice Department we have opened an investigation into why the country's coffers have been looted, her national treasure- our sons and daughters in the military- were squandered on an unjust, unnecessary war and that investigation has already yielded results which over forty dozen grand juries have also concluded is evidence of an entire criminal-social class which has robbed America of her strength like a national parasite.

  I will also be spending tonight, not in the White House, but in the cold woods outside Camp David. Sometime before sundown I will cut Dick Cheney open, gut him like a fish, climb inside his hollowed-out carcass and spend the night kept warm by the heat of his body. That's right, like a Tauntaun on Hoth.

  This has absolutely nothing to do with the subpoenas but by a comment Mr. Cheney made to me on the Senate Floor last month."

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[taterguy]

1. You can't be a bad ass and quote Star Wars at the same time.

It's in the rule book.

Look it up!

[Poll_Blind]

8. Look, it's MY fantasy and Cheney's gonna get gutted and slept in.

End. Of. Story.

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[taterguy]

19. Your fantasy isn't very bad ass

It's in the rule book.

Look it up!

[Supply Side Jesus]

26. I think it's badass

I just don't see Obama being warm inside Cheney....assuming Cheney is warm blooded.

[librechik]

2. "Ex president Bush, you are under arrest. Yes, Cheney too." n/t

[derby378]

10. YES!

:applause:

[Poll_Blind]

13. Hells yes, please!

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[AtomicKitten]

47. Yes!

[Catshrink]

49. "Officers, please take Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney into custody."

Hell yeah!

[yurbud]

50. who should get to do the cavity search on the reviewing stand?

[XemaSab]

3. K&R

:patriot:

[Bucky]

4. "Stirring prayer, Rev Warren. For an 'amen', could you please kiss my big shiny ass?"

The president would be entirely back in my good graces again.

[donco6]

34. Me too.

:)

[Idealism]

5. "Time to kick ass and chew bubble gun, and I'm all outta gum?"

Duke Nukem was a fun game :|

[dysfunctional press]

60. didn't rowdy roddy use that line in "they live"?

[Idealism]

62. Not sure, but I sure loved that damn video game

[FiveGoodMen]

6. "I was just kidding about having Rick Warren here to pray."

[yurbud]

51. Like Ted Haggard, he doesn't practice what he preaches, to prove it, let's watch this video his...

man ho made with Rev. Rick.

[Uzybone]

7. Allahu - Akbar

pop pop pop would go the heads of Americans.

[Sheltiemama]

35. "I just hope he doesn't change our religion."

I heard this from an old woman at the beauty shop on Tuesday. I set her straight, but she probably still thinks he's Muslim.

[MrMickeysMom]

9. Chill the fuck out-

I've got this!

(Oh, where is that super cool picture and caption, anyway?)

[Poll_Blind]

16. Right here!

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[MrMickeysMom]

45. PERFECT!

I love that photo...

[bigwillq]

11. "I declare equal rights for all people"

A boy can dream.

[DevonRex]

39. That is PERFECT!!! nt

[lurky]

12. "As-Salamu Alaykum... The takeover is complete!"

"Just kidding!"

[anonymous171]

15. .

:spray:

[Number23]

42. Damn!! lolol

:rofl:

[marimour]

56. LMAO!!!! This would make my year!

[Hydra]

14. Wouldn't that be nice?

I thought of something a bit more charitable, though.

"My fellow Americans, today is a new day in America. For too long, our nation has abused the power it held in trust in order to harass or inhibit freedom around the world. As my first act, I will release all of those that we have unjustly imprisoned whether due to politics or due to faulty policies of previous Administrations."

"The founders of this great nation understood that the freedom to speak, to gather and participate in government is the foundation of what makes us great. From this day forward, domestic spying, disruption of groups such as unions and peace groups and chilling of free speech will no longer occur. If you have questions or problems with my performance or the performance of others in government, I want to know about it."

"The future is today. Let us welcome that future as citizens of a Nation we can be proud of."

[Poll_Blind]

18. Oh, I hope that's not unrealistic to hear him say.

Damn well-put too.

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[Hydra]

20. I hope not myself

But there's only "hope" behind that, not political reality.

[Maccagirl]

28. Beautiful, Hydra

It's folks like you who should be in office-of course "the people" wouldn't be intelligent or have enough character to vote for you.
Keep hope alive though-my tank is empty.

[Hydra]

31. Thank you!

I can't run- for one thing, I'm too young. For another, I'm not part of the "Big Club."

That said, I can speak of what we SHOULD be doing. I'm glad you appreciate it. My tank is empty too, but hope springs eternal where the possibility of change exists.

[Autumn]

17. I intend to

appoint a Special Prosecutor to investigate the entire Bush administration. Effective immediately.

[sam sarrha]

21. my first obligation as President in to now Nationalize the Energy Industry..

[charlie]

22. "My fellow Americans..."

"...I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw the GOP, conservative think tanks, Sean Hannity, and anyone who looks like a Republican forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

[Iwillnevergiveup]

23. "Our long national nightmare is over.

"The Republican Party and all its' minions is immediately and officially disbanded and declared illegal."

[NoPasaran]

24. "We shall now proceed to costruct the socialist order!"

[BR_Parkway]

25. Will the Federal Marshalls please take Mr Bush and Mr Cheney into custody

at this point and transport them to the airport for rendition to the Hague

[K Gardner]

54. BOOYAH !! I dream of this every night !

[muntrv]

27. "I am sending Dick Cheney to the gallows for treason. Let's face it!

Dick Cheney is a Herman Goerring wannabe!"

[Gabi Hayes]

29. Mars, bitches!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1667605413427828064

[anigbrowl]

30. All your military base are belong to me.

[MajorChode]

32. My first duty as President of the United States will be....

to insure Bush and Cheney are hung by their gonads, gutted, and drowned in their own gravy.

[lpbk2713]

33. "Now look who's President.... YOU BETCHA."

"now put some lipstick on THIS."

[truebrit71]

36. "Excuse me while I whip this out...."

:evilgrin:

..and if that offends anyone, fuck off and get a sense of humour...

[Patsy Stone]

61. LOL!

Perfect.

"It's a pleasure to present a laurel, and hearty handshake..."

[mitchum]

37. "Motherfucker, this is what a mandate looks like"

[truebrit71]

40. ROFLMAO!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[crappyjazz]

38. "Guess what? I'm gay, and I invited Warren so I could stick it to him while he's praying to jeSUS

[norepubsin08]

41. Fuck Bush and all his fundie friends

[KamaAina]

43. "Effective immediately, the new capital of the United States will be...

...my vacation compound in Kailua, Hawai'i.

Due to this, and the ongoing developments in Illinois, replacing Rahm Emanuel as Chief of Staff will be my longtime supporter KamaAina. He will be holding a press conference shortly to inform you which of your sorry asses are fired..."

[Poll_Blind]

46. Known forevermore to historians as the "Ianuali putsch"

:)

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[Number23]

44. Moonwalk off the stage and then come back a few seconds later wearing a dashiki and shades

saying, "Peace and Love, brothers and sisters! Peace and love!!"

I'd fly allll the way from Australia to see that... :)

[yurbud]

48. ...and if there is a terrorist attack on my watch, I guess we'll have to open Saudi pages of...

the Joint Congressional Inquiry, declassify the Cheney Energy Task Force minutes, unseal any documents related to the Kennedy assassination, and pull in every black bag, off the books operative of the GOP and use the last lie detection technology to figure out how they have fucked us over for the last forty years.

Just kidding, folks. We're going to do that BEFORE there's another terrorist attack.

[Poll_Blind]

58. Dude, that might be the best one YET!

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[yurbud]

59. thank you. I only wish it would happen.

[Joe Fields]

52. He should look at the crowd, and like when Abe Lincoln addressed

San Dimas H.S. in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, President Obama should raise his arms, flash the peace sign and say, "Party on, dudes!" Then he should tell us to be most excellent to each other.

[flvegan]

53. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

[Poll_Blind]

57. ! LOL ! n/t

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[MissMillie]

55. "mission accomplished"

or so says my son