What job will Oprah get?

[Stinky The Clown]

[Catherine Vincent]

1. None. She has a job. nt

[jonnyblitz]

3. So does everybody else he has chosen. nt

[DainBramaged]

2. Commissioner of books?

:shrug:

[OhioChick]

5. .....

:rofl:

[Catchawave]

4. Has she bought Evermay yet?

http://www.washingtonian.com/blogarticles/homegarden/openhouse/9500.html

:P

[arcadian]

7. That's interesting, I never heard Nicholas King.

I'm really into L'enfant, Ellicott and Banneker. Now I'll have to look this guy up too.

[waiting for hope]

11. Ohhhh -

what a beautiful home:



I bet a ton of her school kids in South Africa would love to live there!

;-)

[Deja Q]

15. Quite. All the inner city children she patronized told her they only wanted ipods.

That's because she was hawking the stupid things with that musician chap, Boner, or whatever his name was... kids saw her visage, we are a commercialistic society, and of course they wanted what she was selling. :dunce: If Oprah had half a brain, she would have followed up with "Well kids, how do you get an ipod? That's right! You learn, get a job, and earn one!!" All she did, according to the media, was huff and puff that America's kids only wanted ipods so she went elsewhere. (the whole story would be nice, unless that was the whole story, in which case she's as twisted as anti-union, out-of-touch Steve Jobs...)

President Obama seems sincere, but Oprah's just another television image.

[arcadian]

6. V-jay jay General

We were all thinking it.

[undergroundrailroad]

8. An Ambassadorship, head a commission to encourage reading, exercise (i.e. couch jumping)?

Those are her pet projects. :bounce:

[Double T]

9. Secretary of Mansions, Excessive Estates and Other Forms of Obscene Wealth.

[alarimer]

10. Head of the Department of Uncritical thinking

(otherwise known as woo). She seems to fall for any kind of bullshit that comes down the pike, from "The Secret" to Dr. Oz.

[Deja Q]

18. YOU LEFT OUT DR PHIL! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE OUT DR PHIL!!

[Stevenmarc]

12. She will become

Ambassador to Louboutin

[Bluebear]

13. Probably Secy. of the Interior or something.

Because she knows how to use television so good and everything.

[emilyg]

14. Why should she get any job?

[Deja Q]

17. The belief being, all the time she gave to Obama and fawning over him.

Some think she'll get some special perk as a result. Especially the Palin people as they got upset over Oprah canceling Palin's appearance or something like that.

Hasn't happened yet, special perks for Oprah...

[Oregone]

19. No, its the belief being that celebrities are omniscient, and more able than dedicated public...

...servants and experts. Hence, Gupta.

[emilyg]

23. I'm sure she'll be invited to many

White House dinners. That's perk enough.

[Deja Q]

16. Well, if this was under Bill Clinton, hers would be a blow job.

:hide:

President Obama and his wife don't exactly come across as being sleazy or philanderers...

[OffWithTheirHeads]

20. She already has more money than God. Why would she need a job?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. Secretary of Transportaaaaation!

You get a new car! You get a new car! And you get a new car!

[Sultana]

22. She should kick Obama's ass because of his lame picks

:grr: