Norm Coleman is...

[garybeck]

[mucifer]

1. tee heee!

[NightWatcher]

2. a delicious pat of butter?

[oldtime dfl_er]

3. Dried up?

:toast:

[MADem]

7. Chuck Schumer has been tasked with being the first to stick it to him.

There's some sign that Norm is going to try to hang on by his grubby claws, though:

Schumer: Senate should seat Minn. Dem. Al Franken
By AMY FORLITI – 2 hours ago

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — New York Sen. Charles Schumer says Democrat Al Franken should be seated in the Senate as soon as possible after it convenes Tuesday.

Schumer, the former head of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, said in a statement Sunday that it's clear Franken has won the election for Minnesota's Senate seat. He says Republican Norm Coleman can't get enough votes to win, even if claims of double-counted ballots are resolved.

Franken had a 225-vote lead over Coleman when election officials completed their re-count Saturday. The state Canvassing Board is expected to sign off on the results Monday. The result cannot be certified for at least one more week under state law.

But the election may not be over. Coleman has a court petition pending that seeks to add ballots to the re-count and hasn't ruled out challenging the election results in court.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gMpTmr96V5hKIfyHT4Av4jsVQgrQD95GLH480

[Idealism]

4. I think I see the Virgin Mary in this piece

Quick, get that puppy on Ebay

[tridim]

5. ..His dentist's favorite customer nt

[MADem]

6. Those teeth are even MORE frightening than when he first bought them.

I think he's upgraded from the eggshell to the Clinical High Gloss White!

[C_U_L8R]

8. Abby Hoffmann?

Abby Butter Patty?
Abby Breakfast?
Abby White Bread?
oh.. Abby Normal !!!!

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. ... the proverbial square peg.

[Hawkowl]

10. The next Secretary of Commerce!

In true spirit of Obama's bipartisanship.

[Rhiannon12866]

11. He looks more like a soft boiled egg...

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