is similar to the one a young man who had murdered both his parents had when he appeared before the judge: he asked for mercy because he was a poor orphan.
my Italian grandmother made me wear garlic in a cloth bag on a string around my neck. This was specifically to keep me safe from werewolves. Or vampires. One of them. I forget which.
It worked. Not one werewolf or vampire ever attacked me. Nor did any of my little, non-garlic-wearing playmates get attacked.
You think my Nonna took credit for keeping me safe from werewolves/vampires?
You think the garlic did it?
Fuckface would say that it worked, that the garlic kept me safe.
He's as "pazzo" as my beloved Nonna was.....................................
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