Have you ever fondled an inanimate object?

[rucky]

Poll question: Have you ever fondled an inanimate object?

It's an anonymous poll, so no cheating!

Poll result (23 votes)
Yes, I have fondled an inanimate object	(18 votes, 78%)	Vote
No, I have never fondled an inanimate object	(5 votes, 22%)	Vote

[sam sarrha]

1. my wife ......

[NaturalHigh]

6. You are going to get so flamed for that.

[lob1]

2. I fondled the Venus de Milo and I was charged with statuetory rape.

[rucky]

7. You're lucky she was unarmed.

[rch35]

11. that was one of hte most ridiculous sets of puns i have ever seen.

amazing, haha

[Voice for Peace]

3. define "fondle"

lol

[The Doctor.]

4. Well... does it count as 'inanimate' if I touched myself while I was passed out?

IBTL

[Titus Andronicus]

5. And did you pose for photos while doing it?

[Jazzgirl]

12. Occasionally.....

[DonEBrook]

8. I assume attempted masturbation doesn't count...

[alfredo]

9. That reminds me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFEfmbAeEDY

[lapfog_1]

10. I am right now...

my mouse loves me... especially when I press on the right spots!

[camera obscura]

13. I had a friend who had a cutout of JFK when I was in high school. We did various things with it.

Usually while he had a feather boa draped over his shoulders.

Plus, who hasn't posed in front of a stupid poster or bus stop ad, or thrown their arm around a statue, or done something demeaning to those posed Ronald McDonald figures? C'mon...

[pinto]

14. No.

But does locking count?

Thanks for your consideration.