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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:09 PM
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Poll question: Have you ever fondled an inanimate object?
It's an anonymous poll, so no cheating!

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:11 PM
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1. my wife ......
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NaturalHigh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:13 PM
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6. You are going to get so flamed for that.
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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:12 PM
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2. I fondled the Venus de Milo and I was charged with statuetory rape.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:14 PM
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7. You're lucky she was unarmed.
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rch35 Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:21 PM
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11. that was one of hte most ridiculous sets of puns i have ever seen.
amazing, haha
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Voice for Peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:12 PM
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3. define "fondle"
lol
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:13 PM
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4. Well... does it count as 'inanimate' if I touched myself while I was passed out?
IBTL
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Titus Andronicus Donating Member (68 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:13 PM
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5. And did you pose for photos while doing it?
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Jazzgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:22 PM
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12. Occasionally.....
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DonEBrook Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:14 PM
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8. I assume attempted masturbation doesn't count...
:silly: :evilgrin:
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:17 PM
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9. That reminds me
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:18 PM
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10. I am right now...
my mouse loves me... especially when I press on the right spots!
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camera obscura Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:23 PM
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13. I had a friend who had a cutout of JFK when I was in high school. We did various things with it.
Usually while he had a feather boa draped over his shoulders.

Plus, who hasn't posed in front of a stupid poster or bus stop ad, or thrown their arm around a statue, or done something demeaning to those posed Ronald McDonald figures? C'mon...
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pinto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:33 PM
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14. No.
But does locking count?

Thanks for your consideration.
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