Instructions for FReepers to come on DU....LOL

[monmouth]

You want a good tip on how to infiltrate DUmmieland by building up your posts there without outing yourself? Start off by posting to non-political topics like this THREAD titled, "Cheap stuff for frugal living ( add yours )." Get enough posts built up on threads like these and, who knows, you could even end up as a trusted DUmmie moderator (hee! hee!). For me, such a thread is easy to infiltrate since I have TONS of frugal living tips. The biggest tip is GO TO FLEA MARKETS. Yeah, I was at a flea market on Saturday morning and bought 4 brand new Hawaiian shirts for just 3 bucks each. How the vendor was able to sell them so cheap I don't know but perhaps his load of Sears shirts with the $30 dollar tags still on them "fell" out of the back of the truck. Who knows? Oh, and just two vendors away from that guy somebody was selling HUMONGOUS avocados for just a buck each. Of course, that deal didn't beat the 4 avocados for a buck that were selling at another flea market just a few days after Hurricane Katrina blew them off the trees in 2005. I could go on and on over this topic but I shall do so in my DUFU of this DUmmie thread but you see how easy it is to infiltrate DUmmieland by giving yourself a high posting rating in the non-political threads. So let us now watch the DUmmies give each other frugal living tips in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who keeps his Winn-Dixie discount card on his key chain, is in the :

[Smith_3]

1. I want some of those pills, lol. nt

[unpossibles]

2. not very surprising

Most of them are too stupid to keep up the charade for very long though. I often wonder too, if every once in a while, one or two of them actually learn something good and stop being freepers.

Probably not, but the optimist in me hopes it might be true once in a while.

[Believing Is Art]

3. Congrats on the shirts and avocados,

but I'm confused by this thread. Is it a help guide for FReepers? A confession? Frugal living tips?

Now I kind of want an avocado . . .

[liberalmuse]

4. What's wrong with frugal living?

Is it considered 'commie' by the freeps or what? Those people are fucked up in the head.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

5. It's like reading James Joyce after he sustained multiple concussions.

What?

[silverweb]

15. Perfect analogy!

Now there's coffee up my nose.

[WhollyHeretic]

6. Oops.

My heads a little foggy. I've been sick for a week.

[tekisui]

13. No, the freeper instruction is to REPLY in threads like that one.

See post #278 in that thread.

[WhollyHeretic]

16. Thanks.

I misread the OP. I'm in a bit of a daze here. I'm sitting at work with a pretty good fever, not totally coherent.

[rurallib]

7. Hawaiin shirts, avacados, Mom's basement. Is it a great life or what?

do you have a link to this thread. Looks like a spirited discussion might ensue which could be comedy gold.

[monmouth]

18. I just went to:

www.freerepublic.com . It's on the left half way down. Really mind dumbing....

[rurallib]

19. found it. It is more of a sick thread than funny.

It is supposed to be a humor thread. But for some reason right wing humor is basically incredibly mean and vicious.

[crim son]

8. I'm fascinated by FReepers who come over here, get shot down and tombstoned,

and then return to FR to announce that we DUmmies aren't willing to engage in intelligent debate. Do they not know the rules? Can they possibly imagine that they have a unique perspective to add? It must suck thinking you're clever and insightful when really you're just the same ol' shit.

[SpiralHawk]

9. "Bring 'em on. Smirk." - Commander AWOL & Republicon Chickenhawk 'Leaders'

"Since like us republicon homelander 'leaders,'our docile kool-aid guzzling sheep, I mean followers, have not, and are not, serving America in any meaningful way, why not waste time wanking around on the internets."

- Commander AWOL Bush & Republicon Chickenhawk 'Leaders'

[EstimatedProphet]

10. No point - they already know how to come here

[tekisui]

11. hmmm....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

#278

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

17. Well...

The poster has spelling skills comparable to my 8 year-old niece, so that may be indicative of an... outlander, shall we say?

[LeftinOH]

12. Even in non-political threads they are pretty easy to spot....n/t

[meegbear]

14. Shit! I've been found out!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[petronius]

20. What exactly is the fun of 'infiltrating' a web site you don't agree with?

I think it would make a very interesting psychology dissertation (probably already been done) to examine the thinking of people who view the internet as some sort of battlefield, where spying on the enemy, manipulating the polls, and managing to post a flameout screed on an opposition website is some form of victory...

[TrogL]

21. I got banned on FR for posting a pro-gun warning

I forget the exact details but I was posting a heads-up that some gun legislation was turning against them. Unfortunately, I linked to an article in some Godless publication (eg. the NY Times) that's on their ban list.

[SoCalDem]

22. Of course a real freep would suggest a flee market

It's all so 7th grade...