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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:31 AM
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Second Amendment Holiday Carol
Normally, I wouldn't post anything like this on GD, but a friend and veteran DUer just double-dog dared me. You may light your torches now.

Sung to the tune of My Favorite Things...

Glocks and Sig Sauers and 1911s,
AR-15s and AK-47s,
All of them fitted with tritium sights...
The Second Amendment says you have the right.

Winchester rifles with stocks done in camo,
Shotguns from Mossberg and plenty of ammo,
Your father's M1 from the Normandy fight...
The Second Amendment says you have the right.

If the mag holds
More than 10 shots,
Lautenberg gets mad.
The Second Amendment says you have the right,
So how can it be so bad?

Spray cans of BreakFree and gun-cleaning patches,
Silhouette targets in hundred-pack batches,
A new wrench for keeping that barrel nut tight...
The Second Amendment says you have the right.

Aimpoints and Leupolds and binocs from Bushnell,
Adjustable triggers and slings by the handful,
Rail-mounted Surefires to cut through the night...
The Second Amendment says you have the right.

If the stock folds
Or collapses,
It's on Feinstein's list.
The Second Amendment says you have the right,
So why is she still so pissed?

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aikoaiko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:43 AM
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1. I love the Christmas Holiday season.


thanks, Derby.
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michreject Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:59 AM
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2. Thanks
:)
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 11:00 AM
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3. Glad you guys enjoyed it!
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jmg257 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 11:05 AM
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4. Ahh - sounds like Christmas at my house! The boy is old enough now, and a nice .22 is on the way! nt
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