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BadGimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:30 PM
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A Xmas gift suggestion for the man in your life


(shields up)
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:32 PM
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1. you deserve a gift certificate to a manicurist
After all, you must have some real deep calluses from walking on your knuckles so much. :eyes:

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BadGimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:42 PM
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4. I deserved that...
eom
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:36 PM
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2. Oh, this will go well.
Not. :popcorn:
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my2sense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:41 PM
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3. move over
:popcorn:
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glowing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:45 PM
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5. More like a gag gift. I'm sure we could make something for men too.
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Cerridwen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:51 PM
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7. "Gag" gift? As in whomever were to show this to a female partner
winds up gagging on it?

:evilgrin:

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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:49 PM
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6. This is one of those threads where I am not going to even reply to it
oh wait...
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:59 PM
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8. I bet it's a huge seller over at Freerepublic and other knuckle-dragger websites
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:23 PM
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9. Damn! Does NOBODY have a sense of humor any more?
Yes, it's "sexist"...but it's still humorous.

Lighten up, folks.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:23 PM
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10. I think my dad had one of those.
It never seemed to work very well.
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ogneopasno Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:26 PM
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11. Not funny.
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:27 PM
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12. Design flaw: Hard to change the batteries after she shoves it up your rectum....
:spank:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 12:50 AM
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13. Locking
Sexist posts are not allowed on DU.

Regards,
Krispos42, DU moderator
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