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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 01:41 PM
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A new guy will be moving into my neighborhood in mid-January. He might be a child molester.
He seems like a nice guy. He has no history of molesting children; in fact, he's coordinated children's activities for about 10 years without a single complaint. But, he has all the signs of being a child molester: white, age 20 to 50, male.

He hasn't moved in yet. The movers are scheduled to arrive in six weeks.

I think I'm going to call the cops today. Why wait for a problem to develop?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 01:42 PM
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1. lol
Is this post in response to something or just a random display of prejudice?
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 01:42 PM
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2. You live in a good neighborhood, yeah?
Yeah, those people shouldn't be in the good neighborhoods.

Only the bad ones in the city.
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MarkInCA Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 01:43 PM
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3. ????
:popcorn:
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kiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 01:43 PM
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4. Check his birth certificate.
Can't be too careful, you know.
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elkston Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 01:44 PM
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5. :) Nice satire.
Perfectly sums up the all the negative posts about Obama we've been getting lately.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 01:45 PM
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6. Methinks I should purge the contents of my stomach.
What is wrong with this place?
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BoneDaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:01 PM
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10. Ah...
Sorry slow on the uptake...long week.

Yeah very nice touch.
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 01:46 PM
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7. I have very high expectations for this thread.
Yep. I do.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 01:48 PM
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8. I was disappointed with it long before it was posted.
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BoneDaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:00 PM
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9. Confused...
is this a joke or in response to something equally ludicrous?
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:03 PM
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11. you might want to considewr adding a sarcasm smilie while you still can...
some people can't recognize it without one.
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aikoaiko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:35 PM
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12. I can tell its satire, but what is it a satire of?

:shrug:
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 04:50 PM
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13. Preemptive angst and fake outrage.
It's infectious, and DU should be quarantined.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 04:56 PM
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14. Do you live in Dallas, by any chance?
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:09 PM
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17. Oh, my. You just trumped my ace of spades.
:rofl:

Thank you for making my evening.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 05:01 PM
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15. Which movers did he pick?
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:08 PM
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16. That is an excellent -- a totally relevant -- question.
Actually, his choice of movers is the source of my concern: Atlas. This is the same moving company preferred by Jeffery Dahmer. How about that!???!!!1
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