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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:04 AM
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Rapture Alert: Robotic bugs have been developed to record Christians in their homes
When the fundy Bush contingent falls, they fall hard. :crazy:

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Well, Christians are starting to suffer persecution here in the United States. The gay invasion of that one church, a week or two ago, is a prime example.

When the stuff really starts to hit the fan, there will be more Christians standing up against it. That's where these little robobugs come in handy. Any Christians who protest, even in the privacy of their own homes, can be recorded and attacked right then.

That is a very scary scenario but I believe that it will ultimately be a true one.

Get out of bed each morning and kill every fly, spider, and mosquito before saying one word. Like I said, they can say anything they want, but I believe they are for us because when it comes down to it, The true Christian is the enemy of the world.

~Come quickly, Lord Jesus~


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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:05 AM
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1. Wow. After reading that excerpt I need to listen to Janis Joplin
immediately.


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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:07 AM
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2. OMFG
:rofl:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:09 AM
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3. That person needs pills, and a big nurse to make sure (s)he takes them.
:scared:
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:10 AM
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4. Those goddamn little gay robot spiders are all over my house
And for gay robot spiders, they sure seem to reproduce fast! :scared:
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Downtown Hound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:17 AM
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5. It's part of the evil gay robot spider agenda
Edited on Fri Dec-05-08 03:21 AM by Downtown Hound
They have found a way to bypass traditional marriage and sex done for procreation only and replace it with their sick, nazi-esque, artificial cloning experiments. Mad gay science straight out of the Nazi playbook!
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:22 AM
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6. As has been said in other similar situations...
"The stupid is strong with this one..."
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:31 AM
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7. And, if I may add.
Edited on Fri Dec-05-08 03:31 AM by old mark
These people is fuckin' crazy.

(I worked in a mental hospital and this recalls a guy who warned me about the electric spiders who lived in the TV set in the dayroom.
I told him the night nurse took care of them and he smlied and said,"Bless you.")

mark
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azurnoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:39 AM
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8. Bugs in Christian home
Please, please, please say they're cockroaches even electronic ones
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:43 AM
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9. What gay invasion of a church? Kill every fly, spider, and mosquito before saying a word? Yikes.
This is really, really sad. And scary.

Hekate


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ccharles000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:55 AM
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10. omg
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:57 AM
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11. "Get out of bed each morning and kill every fly, spider, and mosquito..."
Get out of bed and kill that bug up your ass first and you'll be a lot better off.

Miserable little creatures, have no reason for living if they can't pretend they're stars of battle-for-the-earth high dramas. Afraid of being what they are -- ordinary.

The idiot who runs that blog has a GodTube channel:

http://www.godtube.com/RaptureAlert/
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 04:19 AM
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12. 'am told by a reliable source within the psychiatric community that when
some people see animals that the rest of us do not see, it tends to be bugs.

Insects.

James Stewart being an obvious exception.
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 11:01 AM
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33. Maybe somebody's been spiking the communion wine with a little "liquid sunshine"?
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:04 PM
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36. Now THAT is a damned festive looking messianic figure.
And snappily garbed for WELL less than Gov. Palin's monthly clothing budget!
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 05:22 AM
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13. I want to mail this guy ant antfarm. n/t
Edited on Fri Dec-05-08 05:23 AM by SalmonChantedEvening
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 05:28 AM
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14. I'm thinking some weatherstripping, duct tape, plastic sheeting and a case of bug bombs.
I think evil thoughts sometimes. Hilarious evil thoughts.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 05:39 AM
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15. When you think they can't get any scarier, they prove you SO wrong.
:rofl:
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 05:43 AM
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16. Well, at least that will keep them occupied
If they're busy killing bugs, they're too busy to get into other mischief. :shrug: I say dump a box of bugs down their chimney every single morning. By the time they get done killing, it's bedtime again.
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 05:57 AM
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17. Tom DeLay: Urgent Calls On Line 1,2,,3,,,,,
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juno jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:43 AM
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18. Why do I have the opening sequence of 'Scanner Darkly'
running thru my mind.

Phil would have appreciated this.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:12 AM
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20. No doubt
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ContinentalOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:12 PM
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37. Haha, it's cool to see your avatar.
I made that a long time ago and forgot about it. Also, A Scanner Darkly is my favorite PKD so :thumbsup: :toast:
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:12 AM
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19. For having an all powerful God
I've never seen such a group of scared little children in my life. "Please come quickly Lord Jesus. People are picking on me WAHHHHHH!!!!"
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:15 AM
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21. "~Come quickly, Lord Jesus~"

+1

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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:21 AM
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22. It would be great fun to sneak into one of these people's homes
and leave clothing and shoes from some of their fellow Rapturites draped on the sofa in a compromising position.
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WritersBlock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:00 AM
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29. !!




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:02 AM
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30. Though I don't condone this and would never do it, how 'bout releasing a few roaches
in the house.

Watch the Nutsies, or it is Not-Sees, scurry madly about their home trying to eradicate all the evil robotic recorder roaches.

Or are roaches too big? Perhaps a bag of Drosophila. Not harmful and watch the loonies scurry.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:24 AM
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23. OMG.....Gay spies are violating FISA !!!
:crazy:

A mind is a terrible thing to lose.


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noel711 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:27 AM
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24. I'm not surprised by this point of view...
most fundies believe that God is the big spy in the sky
recording every thing we do, and tallying everything up for
judgment day.

This is sad and pathetic,
but as I've said about a thousand times here at DU
not every Christian is paranoid nor fundamentalistic.

Just because an uneducated freeper says something
incredibly stupid, do not believe every Christian
walks in lock step with that view.

And the statement: "Come quickly Lord Jesus"
is the Advent prayer of sincere people of faith.
NOT to pray for some militaristic judge who'll
mow down anyone who doesn't agree with the
fundies,
but a prayer that justice and peace arrive on the earth.
Which IS the prayer of people of faith of any persuasion,
and hopefully the goal of every progressive,
whether they are religious, agnostic or atheist.
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:32 AM
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25. Hey, don't make fun
They'e exhibiting classic symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia and need help and medication.

(Okay, so it IS very funny :rofl:)
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BoneDaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:40 AM
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26. OH dear God
please put this person out of their misery. Talk about paranoia
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LeftinOH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:45 AM
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27. This sort-of reminds me of the film (and play) "Bug" ..with Ashley Judd...
paranoid schizophrenia is scary.
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Lance_Boyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:55 AM
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28. One must wonder what the code words "fly, spider and mosquito" mean.
Fly I would assume is code for homosexuals. A clever bit of wordplay incorporating elements of "gay" and "fag" that the fundamentalpatients couldn't resist. Spiders is a bit tougher but I'm going to guess they mean hispanics - a play on their old Archie Bunker term for hispanics. Mosquitos quite obviously are muslims - they pray in mosques. Yes indeed - fundamentalpatient code words. If they weren't so damned inept at life I'd be worried.

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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 09:19 AM
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31. Just wait until the Robotic Anal Probes show up
They'll learn the true meaning of End Times.


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XOKCowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 10:06 AM
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32. when it comes down to it, The true Christian is the enemy of the world
Hard to dispute that...
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 11:23 AM
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34. I thought for sure this was an Onion article.
More zany religious jargon.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:25 PM
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35. How the fuck did they discover my gay nanobots?
Maybe I should have put little mustaches on them? :D




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