Damn unions destroyed Chitigroup.

[PDittie]

Them and the gays. Nah, that's not it.

ACORN. Yeah, that's the ticket.

The gay people who belong to a union and had ACORN do voter registration in their San Francisco neighborhoods. They're the ones ruining 'Murrica.

[fascisthunter]

1. don't forget to blame the far left liberals

I'd feel left out

[lob1]

2. I blame it on the center-left. Everyone knows this is a center-right country.

[PDittie]

3. Can't blame high gas prices

and I wouldn't DARE blame it on the Clintons ...

[wellst0nev0ter]

6. How About Those Secular Progressive Pink Pistol Waving

liberal feminazis? Won't they feel left out?

[fascisthunter]

7. damn... good point!

... there is plenty of room on the "far left".

[valerief]

4. I guess blaming incompetent management is off bounds, right? nt

[PDittie]

5. NOTHING is out of bounds.

But strawmen are preferred.

[upi402]

8. Ever see the Chinese owner of City Wok on Southpark?

The way he says the name of his restaurant, City Wok, sounds like Shitty Wok.
So now everytime I see Citigroup I hear Shittygroup.

[PDittie]

9. I'm glad my intentional misspelling wasn't missed.

Along with the double entendre.