Some humor this morning from Ironic Times...

[kayakjohnny]

http://ironictimes.com/

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NO. 426 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 10 - 16, 2008


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BUSH TAKES PRANK CALL FROM “ZEE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE”
Talks for two hours about his legacy.


WORLD NEWS
Iraqis Want Us Out by 2011...
Or they'll have to use force.

China Announces $586 Billion
Stimulus Plan...
To help beleaguered poison industry.

U.S., Zimbabwe Only Countries to
Oppose UN Arms Trade Treaty....
In odd pairing, rogue regime teams up with African nation.


ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
McCain Campaign Blames Palin for Loss....
Claims she spent final week's TV budget on shoes.


U. S. NEWS
Bush Eliminating Environmental Regulations in Final Weeks....
Hopes to set in motion total planetary destruction before leaving office.


Gun Sales Soar as Customers Anticipate Tough New Gun Laws....
And armed insurrection.

REMINDER
Be careful what you wish for, unless it's the end of the worst administration in American history.




GM May Soon Run Out of Cash....
Car buyers told to bring exact change.

1.2 Million Jobs Lost
So Far This Year...
Only growth is job of telling people they've lost their job.


ELECTION '08
Lindsey Graham: GOP Came
Across as “Bunch of Grumpy
Old Men”......
But won’t name names.

[zbdent]

1. BUSH TAKES PRANK CALL FROM “ZEE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE”

even after it was revealed, 15 minutes into the call, that it was a prank ...

[kayakjohnny]

2. A hit for the night folks...