Poetry........Freeper-style

[marmar]

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'Twas Night Before Election
Email | 11/03/2008 | Unknown

Posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 9:54:06 AM by An American!

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a dog in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink


He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!






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TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: election; obama; vanity
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Cute...yet valid!

1 posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 9:54:06 AM by An American!
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To: An American!


2 posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 10:00:06 AM by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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To: An American!
Funny...had a friend send me that last night.
Wake up America!


3 posted on Monday, November 03, 2008 10:02:17 AM by Las Vegas Ron (Election '08, the year McCain defined the word "dilemma")
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To: An American!
This has been going around via e-mail. Send it to everyone you know.


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2123480/posts

[rcrush]

1. Man I cant wait to go on welfare!

[barbtries]

2. really

all these 37 years of working for a wage - over! gimme gimme...oh, wait. that's not right. that's the rich white men doing that. back to work i go, barack or no.

[foxfeet]

3. Just like goose farts on a muggy day.

Enchanting. :sarcasm:

[Heather MC]

4. Send this to the Freepers. My Re-Write!

Twas the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

cause, The Straight talk broke down!



I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

Tired of political crap.



When all of a sudden

There arose such a Clatter

I peered out of my window

TO see what was the matter



McLame had arrived his heart beating fast

Failin was close by showin' her A$$

The two Mavericks spewed nothing but noise

Full of Lies about Obama and his boys



Failin said, I'm a hockey mom I am just like you

Then said it was ok to hate blacks, Arabs, and Jews

McLame just smiled and looked like a prick

While Failin attacked like a pitbull with lipstick



Failin rallied the racist, into an angry hurd

While turning Muslim into the new N-word

Just when you thought they couldn't get Dumber

Out from a Sack, Popped Joe the Fake Plumber



On Bachman, on Buchannon,

On Scarbourgh and Murdock!

On Kristol, On Rove

He screamed at his flock!



They took off for, DC

And as they flew out of sight

Planning to steal the elections, again

Without a fight!


Please do not fear

OBAMA has brought HOPE

IF YOU ARE SICK OF THE BUSH YEARS!

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

[crikkett]

5. I couldn't finish it.

it's more disgusting than puss. At least puss is fascinating.

[NoPasaran]

6. I gave it a "3"

At least it was spellchecked.