Sing along with Sarah Palin! "What a wonderful world it would be . . . "

[Bluebear]

by Megan Edwards
(Sung to the tune "What a Wonderful World It Would Be")

Don’t know much about history
Don’t know much geography
Don’t believe those scientific geeks
Don’t want to know ‘bout all those homo freaks
But I do know that I’m prepared
I won’t blink, so if you’re feelin’ scared
Trust a hockey mom and vote for me.

Don’t know nothin’ but my talkin’ points
Don’t mind tellin’ you I smoked some joints
Don’t know much about the foreign war
Don’t know what a V. P. is for
But I do know how to shoot a moose
And to cook a state trooper’s goose
I’m a hockey mom! Yeah! Vote for me!

Now, I’m no old boy Washington insider–
But I’m tryin’ to be
I’m hopin’ my lipstick will help you not notice
Just how “old boy” my views might be

Don’t know much about global news
Don’t share most librarians’ views
Don’t think foreigners should have a voice
Don’t think anyone should have a choice
But I do know that I’ve got a shot
At the Oval Office — whoa, that’s hot!
If McCain croaks — hey, there I’ll be!

http://meganedwards.com/2008/09/what-a-wonderful-world-it-would-be/

[Heidi]

1. Is she wearing plastic Christmas tree garland around here neck???

:yoiks:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. Magnificent!! Singing it, when I can stop giggling long enough to sing

:rofl:

Thank you Blue!! :hug: :loveya:

GOBAMA!!!!

[sam sarrha]

3. i bet she could Rap that in Tongues.....

:wow: :rofl: :shrug:

[Bluebear]

5. LOL!!!!

[malaise]

4. Another great one

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4355325