If Charlie Daniels, Hank Jr and Joe T Plumber were riding around in a van

[Snotcicles]

what would it smell like inside?
Sour Ass, Boiled Bologna and Famunda Cheese?
Did I capture it? heh? heh?

[panader0]

1. Man ass and fish oil........

[kayakjohnny]

2. Hurl, piss and spam.

[Warpy]

3. Y'all forgot the cheep beer

or at least the happy returns thereof.

[Tutonic]

4. Skoals and Piss.

[jimshoes]

5. Famunda cheese is a really good guess

a park outhouse would be fairly close too.

[TexasObserver]

6. Charlie Daniels, Hank Jr. and Joe the Plumber are drowning in a lake.

What do you do?

a) take a nap

b) go see a movie

[bobd0]

7. You forgot to include c) All of the above

[bobd0]

8. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

No amount of Republicans can change a light bulb. They're against change.

[Arugula Latte]

12. and d) throw them an anvil.

[kayakjohnny]

10. c. clip nails. finger and toe.

[Snotcicles]

13. Just add water. nt

[upi402]

9. stale beer and bacon snacks n/t

[Arugula Latte]

11. BO, old milk, stale cigarette smoke, bad cologne, and a whiff of cooked cabbage.